King of the Hill - game

[Blood]

Yeesh there is a sequel! its called BLOOD RETURNS! Theres no way you can take my immortality so im still alive...anyway I slice the entire hill in half with my katana and teleport me and the hill somwhere far away.
MAH HALFA HILL!

[anniesboy]

I trigger a squeezer machine to suffocate everybody. I sneak pack bloodbath and write on a diamond sword:

MY HILL

[S_HeffLey]

Since blood is immortal, I steal all his stuff. I kill anniesboy and now everyone but the Caluigeffleys has nothing! We replant our flag on the hill. OUR HILL!

[Blood]

And im staring off into the sunset on my half of a hill somewhere far away whispering,
my half of a hill

[OddManFromSpace]

When mr.heff is distracted I sneak up behind them and stab with with my walrus tusks and I throw his body at blood and he falls of the hill into the mouth of my friend the gaint squid and that's the story on why blood built his house ABOVE sea level 

            ALL HAIL SEA MAMALS          MY AND THE SQUIDS HILL!!!


BOOYA

[coolpudding57]

But then I Throw a rock and distract The oddman and i sneak up behind him and throw very hot pudding on him. then i used my magical powers (yes, I'm magical) to connnect the two hills and bloodbath dies from being crushed. 

MY HILL!!!

[cavetroll15]

Heffley respawns, and Luigimario flies above cool pudding with his space shuttle. He then lowers a pillar of gravel onto cool pudding, causing him to suffocate. He then hits the eject button to fling himself into the air. He does a flip and activates his parachute, landing just as Heffley and I replant the flag.

   CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL!

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I slap cavetroll witha piece of pizza.
My cats scratch up his face.
Have fun with hot tomato sauce in those scratches boyy.




MY HILL

[Blood]

Obviously no one listens cuz I can't die! I'm immortal! So, Anyway, I end up slicing the hill into quarters so I get one, Brit gets one, The Caluigeffleys get one, and laghsss gets one.

MAH QUARTER OF A HILL!

[cavetroll15]

Heffley fixes the hill and creates a bedrock cage. Luigimario uses his spaceship's tractor beam to pick up bloodbath and deposit him into the cage. Heffley seals the cage as I kill the others.  I jump into a lake to clean out the tomato sauce and then climb back onto the hill, where our flag was NOT TAKEN DOWN. I wonder why...

   CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL!

[anniesboy]

I build a model Death Star and bring everyone to it using the model imperial shuttle I made.
I go back and make four more hills, one for each. But one is way bigger, and I claim it before i bring them back!
MY HILL

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I slap EVERYONE with a piece of pizza. I throw Blood into space. (Turns out he CAN die.) I take the whole hill.
My cats and I will forever frolic in the fields of golden flowers.

MY HILL
MY CATS
MY PIZZA

[ToastedSyrup]

I sneak up the hill, with a box of fish in hand. I then throw all the fish, but on at brit's face. Her cat's devour her face, and afterwards, I finish by fish slapping her 'till she rolls down the hill. The cats won't attack me, so long as I have this fish, so I feel it's right to claim, and scream, simultaneously..... MY HILL

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I clear up my face. I then take your fish. My cats love me again and I have them kill you. And Toasted,

DON'T TAKE MY CATS. EVER.

MY HILLLL

[ToastedSyrup]

I decide, with my little pulse I have left, that you forgot to check. That this is the end. I hide T&T under the flowers and notice you coming, I figure it's now or never. I dig a 3 down hole and replace the top with a grass block. I replace all the walls with bedrock, and use all of my strength to place and activate a lever. It's finally over. No more brit. No more cats. No more pizza. No more flowers. I climb out and scrounge one of british crumpets chests. I luckily, with what would have been my last breath, find a Chipotle Mexican Burrito Bar in the chest (Wtf?) I then use my newly found energy to build a bedrock encasing around the hill. The only way in or out is, well, there is no in or out. Finally. MY HILL!