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Title: King of the Hill - game
Post by: arsenic_shark on June 23, 2012, 08:44:34 pm
There is a virtual hill which you must conquer! In your post, tell how you took the hill from the previous king.
Finish your post with "MY HILL!"

Arsenic_shark strolls up the unoccupied hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: crichton on June 23, 2012, 08:50:22 pm
I shoot Arsenic in the face with with a rifle and walk up the hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Lissy421 on June 23, 2012, 08:53:49 pm
Punch crichton in the esophagus with a poncho and kills him! >: D

walks up the friggin hill like a BOSS

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: arsenic_shark on June 23, 2012, 09:11:06 pm
As lissy starts to celebrate with a taco, I notice that she left the back for open. I seek into the place she had built and hide in cupboard waiting for her. As she returns to the Kitchen for more tacos I jump out at her for the cupboard. She falls to the floor with fright. I pull out a Katzbalger and stab her in the neck. She dies of blood lose so I rightfully claim the hill.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Lissy421 on June 23, 2012, 09:16:25 pm
SINCE WE APPARENTLY  ALLOWED TO RESURRECT! i come back from the dead, still holding a taco. I resurrect all my turtle zombies and they all attack you and eat everything on the hill, into little itty bitty pieces! I claim the hill with a army of zombie turtles and eat my tacos again

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: ReedHarris1989 on June 25, 2012, 07:05:43 am
Lissy used to be King of the Hill, but then she took an arrow to the knee.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on June 26, 2012, 03:18:11 am
I got out Rick Astley while Lissy is ressurrecting from her arrow to the knee, and while Reed was distracted and scared everyone off. Then I got out chuck norris for the tough people and he was too epic for them. Then if Lissy desides to come back, I turn her taco warriors and turtle ninjas against her.

"MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on June 26, 2012, 04:14:58 pm
Being a monkey imp, I am immune to tacos warriors and turtle ninjas.... mostly because they love me so much ;) I boldly walk onto the hill , pick up LordVakar, and throw him off the hill....

MY HILL

dun dun duuuuun
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Kt5turtle on June 26, 2012, 04:49:23 pm
As a turtle i used my red turtle shells to knock Imp off the mountain ;D

MY HILL

-Kt5turtle
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Xentrality on June 26, 2012, 04:59:38 pm
Being a moose, i use my antlers to toss Kt off the hill >:]

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: arsenic_shark on June 26, 2012, 05:07:41 pm
I come walking into the country of this hill with a box, a special box.
I gracefully approach this mound in the field wearing a long cape, which gives me a "evil" looking personality. This appearance starts to make your lip tremble, tremble with fear, an uncontrollable fear of bad things to come.

I reach the bottom of this hill and place my box. Of course you wonder, what could be in this box, so you come from the top of the hill to the bottom to get a closer look. As I invite you to peep into the box, you feel something attracting you, pulling you, sucking you into this box, what magic could I possess you wonder to your self as this force attracts you to the wooden base of my cage. The second your outstretched body hits the base, the lid closes trapping you in this, somewhat tardis like, box. I grab this box and fold it down to fit into my pocket, once an arms length long now only few centimetres in length. Slowly I move up this hill; my movement is almost a glide as if I had some supernatural powers.

I reach the top and ponder on what it looks like, the hill is bare but covered in ruins from previous battles. I can see teeth and blood all over this place, it wasn't the nicest of views but it is one I'm similar with over my time. As I stood there, I become wanting, wanting of a house, a home in this empty space of so many events. And with my desire insight I conjured up a palace. I stroll into this newly made structure and rested my weight on a throne made of the most rarest of materials waiting for someone to challenge my reign over this kingdom.

I believe this is MY HILL.

(can you make the posts a bit longer, not just one line. It makes it more fun :D )
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: TTLego on June 26, 2012, 05:42:45 pm
After watching the many battles which have occurred on the ground I stand on, I appear from the distance out of the fog, with my armour shining in the moonlight and my bow ready to fire I decide it is my turn to rise and conquer what must be mine.

I know my opponent is strong and fearless with the powers he posses' but with the chances I am given now is the only time to strike, I lept from building to building, as fast as a cheetah dodging all artillery and arrows which are fired at me by the strong defence Shark has managed to gain. How did he get this much power, I don't know. But when the time seems right, he catches a glimps of me from the corner of his eye.

I was so close but I knew the battle has started now, only one will be left either him or I. Failing was not an option at this point in time, as much supernatural powers he may hold, I only manage to survive, I must get to him before the box comes out, left to drift in who knows where for the rest of my life. As he turns around now is the time I strike him down,I left him begging for mercy his kingdom has fallen and now I must rebuild on what is MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Kt5turtle on June 26, 2012, 06:04:22 pm
Knowing Lego's Kingdom is uprising, i use my sneaky turtle skills to penetrate his walls, Due to the outrageous strength of my shell, i was able to hide in my shell and roll past anything lego could throw at me. Knowing the battle would be tough, i bring along some tnt. I roll into the core of lego's defenses and plant a whole stack of tnt and light it up. Due to my shell i was the only survivor still on the hill.
Thats right. Get off MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on June 26, 2012, 09:08:07 pm
I ressurect and roll down to the old shack that nobody uses. I sit in the corner thinking about motives and strategies. I know Kt, the Mighty Turtle warrior, can not be hurt by weapons, tnt, and dangerous things. I know Kt's weakness lies in the part where Kt does not have a shell. I think it over while sitting in the shack. I get out 9 stacks of TNT and using my awesome modding skills, I implement a new "Item" called a Nuke and craft 64 of them. I blow up the hill and hide in the shack. Kt survives it and knows where I am. But, the nuclear dust is too much for Kt. Kt pokes his head back in his shell to survive. While doing that, I lock Kt in the shed with a diamond pickaxe and a flint and steel. An hour passes until Kt comes out of his shell. Kt breaks the door with the diamond pickaxe and sets the wood off with the flint and steel. But, little did Kt know, there were nukes outside. The nukes kill Kt by surprise. In the previous hour while Kt was in his shell, I had evacuated the hill. I see the explosion from far off and I know it's safe. I come back to the hill. I see ruins of Lego's kingdom, ruins of Shark, the feared one's kingdom, and those of failed emperors. I see blood, burns, and the hill exploded to a crisp. I know the hill cannot be like this. I must restore it! I must bring back the glory! I repair the whole thing and admire it. I bring out the Taco Warriors and the Turtle Ninjas from the dead. From my experience in the Underworld while I was resting while dead, I discovered hidden powers, and how to ressurect. I have shadow powers now. I am immune to fire, earth, air, and water. I am immune to blasts and sword marks. I have become a Norse Beserker. I know nothing but war and destruction now. If I control myself, I can outdo this. I long the stay here and battle. But in my mind, my unwar self tells me to evacuate. I evacuate to a hidden location and wait for my next prey. "MY HILL!", I tell myself.  ;D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Kt5turtle on June 26, 2012, 09:35:53 pm
      Lord, although able to conquer me. Little does he know that if I get killed, i may resurrect if my shell intact. As Lord did not know he placed my shell in his kingdom not knowing a thing. I was planning for my revenge. When i was fully resurrected i hid in one of the ponds of the restored ruins.
      One day, when Lord was out for a stroll, i went out off hiding and killed off every single person living in the kingdom. Knowing that the nuke could somewhat hurt me i disposed of them, lucky Lord takes his sweet time on his walks. For my next step i waited patiently behind Lord's throne.
      As he came back from his stroll, he noticed that his kingdom was empty. Little does he know what was instore for him. As he went to sit on his throne, i came out and knocked him silly until he was dead. Knowing that he was able to resurrect i threw him into a cannon and thrusted him so far he was not able to come back for 2 years (posts) ;D
      I am the only one worthy of ruling MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on June 26, 2012, 09:53:29 pm
:P  Kt noticed my clone. I said I was immune to fire, earth, air, and water and  immune to blasts and sword marks. I cleverly put my clone there as I said I evacuated to a hidden location and wait for my next prey. Kt knocked out my clone while I was in my secret location (Still not revealing) Kt took down my shack so I couldn't hide. I knew I had to drill underground. I went to the kingdom and blew up everything until there until there was no hill to conquer and no Kt. So pleased with myself, I celebrate with throwing Kt's shell away. Little did I know, there was another hill. Another as big as a mountain. Now, who will conquer this? I go back to my secret location and do not emerge until someone conquers that hill. ITSATWRAP!  ;) "MY HILL LATER!"

EDIT: The my hill thing. ;D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Xentrality on June 26, 2012, 09:59:08 pm
Vakar beat me to replying to Kt x) I'll post anyways for an alternate ending :3



Seeing Kt as a worthy adversary I plan carefully to take him out and take what is rightfully mine. I set up a cannon on a nearby hill and launch myself into KT, roundhouse kicking him on his shell! Buwahahaha. I roll him down the hill watching him gather dirt and grass like a growing snowball rolling down a mountain. That should stop him for a while :) I celebrate with a nice picnic on top of MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Kt5turtle on June 26, 2012, 10:05:31 pm
Taking advantage of the two alternate universes, I awaken from my shell. I find a wormhole on top of the hill. I was then able to move Xen into Lord's universe and seal it up. I then find myself in Xen's universe and i find myself in this world and pushed my other into a world whole, into the void. Leaving only me left, i stroll onto the hill. Lord and xen we're now sealed away in a different universe.
this is MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on June 26, 2012, 11:11:53 pm
Having only been knocked off the hill and not brutally murdered, I spend a few years gathering what strength I have, calling all the wild monkeys to help me take down the current owner of the hill. The time comes. I march to the top of the hill to find tuuurtle awaiting for the next person willing to challenge him. There is only one problem.... Monkeys and turtles are friends... We sit down, monkey and turtle armies waiting outside for further commands, and talk it out. After arguing and considering murdering each other then laughing like we were never angry we decide that this hill has seen to much bloodshed and deserves a peaceful post for once. We decide to share the hill and combine our armies, awaiting the next person foolish enough to challenge ownership. aaaand seeing as Lissy is the queen of the turtles she shares it with us as well. ^.^

TRUTEL'S, LISSY'S, AND MY HILL

(did I do good?) :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: crichton on June 30, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
I place cake at the bottom of the hill. It is a delicious cake and no one can resist. Everyone leaves the hill to eat the cake. SURPRISE the cake was poisoned. Unfortunately, even I could not resist the cake. We are all dead.

OPEN HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on June 30, 2012, 04:32:58 pm
I only pretended to eat cake so as everyone dies around me I burry the bodies at the foot of the hill and claim the hill in memory of Lissy, Turtle, and Crichton.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Mount_Everest on June 30, 2012, 05:04:58 pm
then the new comer is walking around in the desert and sees this massive mound, other works know as THE HILL. 
I tell myself, " wow i really need to conquer this hill.  So  start my climb up.  Half way up, i see a small unknown figure at the top.
I continue hiking up until i know exactly what it is.  its a little Turtle.  So i continue hiking then all of a sudden my hunger bar hits zero and i am satiating to starve.  Thankfully it is Minecraft 1.7.4 and the new release allowed me to craft a taco.  so i gathered some pork and some milk to make cheese, and i was set...  i had crafted a taco just before i had can out of heath.   i was just about to eat my delicious taco when WTF LISSY POPED UP OUT OF HER GRAVE AND TOOK MY TACO AND THE HELPLESS TURTLE AND FLEW TO THE TOP OF THE HILL.  that when i really stared thinking back to 2012 when TACO+TURTLE=LISSY and i was like, " Y am i so stupid"
 Then realizing an operator was claiming the hill.  i scaled back down.  on my last few steps i accidentally fell down 9 blocks, fatal with low heath.  when i hit the bottom of the hill i splattered all over the smaller mound where the remaining buried dead bodies were and i exploded all of my minerals all around me.  there i lye...  unconquered and unsatisfied.. HILL LESS

NOT MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on July 01, 2012, 05:07:11 am
^  ;D

Agreed. :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Jacobriley/Codienelord on July 02, 2012, 09:35:28 pm
I am standing at the bottem of the hill where i can see imp sitting up there...
I crudley draw a monkey   C(0.0)D on a pece of paper and hang it up on a near by tree. Imp gets distracted at how awesome it is and i sneak up there.                             (O)

Well.... I guess its.......


MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on July 03, 2012, 12:04:58 am
BAHAHA I was wondering when someone would dethrone me xD
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Masterductape on July 16, 2012, 04:29:31 am
i tell jacob ill share my ductape if he gives me the hill.my ductape is irresistable, so jacob feels honored and agrees.  but in his sleep, i encase him in a tomb of golden ductape, with a diomand lock for good measure. after encasing the hill in ductape aswell, i create a nether portal and drag the hill into the nether. i spend my spare time rallying ghasts and pigmen to my aid.
this is officially
MY DUCTAPIAN HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on July 17, 2012, 02:09:54 pm
I wander the nether for days after being lost and see a grassy hill mysteriously in the nether... I was pretty tired so I place a bed at the top... completely un aware that the hill had an owner and went to sleep... The explsion was so great it blasted all the hill chunks back out of the nether in one messy pile in the jungle somewhere. I, sadly did not survive the blast, neither did ductape....he melted in the fire....

OPEN HILL

I guess
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: XionOblivion on July 21, 2012, 11:46:21 pm
Ive flown around for awhile searching for a fabled hill in which you become king if one stands on its top.
Flying amongst the birds below the clouds, i notice a Large, tall jungle that pierced the sky. I thought to myself: "Perhaps the hill will be in this enormous Jungle...". After a few minutes of scouting the jungle for a hill of Glory and Praise, I notice a big mountain of flaming dirt with corpses of Rotting pigs, Giant squid-like monsters, A monkey, and a Roasted Duck with a Tape Cape. I pondered that this mountain of Death and despair might be That fabled Hill. With my Gaurd up, I soar towards the flaming pile of dirt. When I got closer, I thought that these corpses and the massacred land mustve been from the war over this mountain.

From utterly nowhere, a flaming shark flies out at me. It nearly breaks through my forcefield and almost chomps my nose; with great Dexterity I managed to counterattack the shark with my Crimson Shadow Scythe. The shark slammed hard onto a nearby tree and plumetted to the ground.

With caution, I ascended to the top of the mountain, unknowing of what would happen next.
Suddenly, I get a feeling im being watched and as I turn around, a Giant, Ferocious almost God-like Ape is rocketing towards me at a great speed.
The Immense Ape throws a Huge punch the size of a car; I block its forwarding attack with my Scythe, and launch the monkey hundreds of feet high into the air using My Power over Gravity and swing my scythe down hard, driving the Massive Monkey straight into the ground creating a Tremor and a Giant soundwave that knocks me back several feet. Hoping i defeated the Monkey, I continue to the top of the mountain.

As I reach the top, I feel a great and overwhelming feeling throughout my entire body. I reached the top of the mountain and the sun is just setting. I look towards the setting sun and I get a great feeling of accomplishment and Pride.

I am now king of This fabled Hill.


... My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Masterductape on July 22, 2012, 05:04:34 pm
after patching myself up with my ductape, i take care to dawn my cpae before setting out to conquer xion. he will obliterate the hill obliviously if not stopped soon,as his all mighty powers are too much for the hill. but will they be too much foe me? :O I mount my ductapian rhinouserous<prolly spelt wrong> and charge toward the hill. xion manages several scarring blows and a few dangerous strikes, but with ductape at my side, i can trap him in a web before its too late for me. i rig the hill in ductape webs for protection, aswell as the rest of the jungle. i trap many of the dead bodies in webs for a fear affect. but xion lives. how long will my rule stand?
for now,
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: XionOblivion on July 28, 2012, 07:35:36 am
I am trapped in a web of shimmering Tape. The Ducktapian has caught me off-gaurd and trapped me.
I must find a way to escape when he isnt looking.

When he leaves to Pick golden apples off of the trees, I struggle to use my powers over Gravity to escape, "This tape is strong as nothing I've ever felt before!" I exlaim. When I finally break free, Im exhausted and tired. After a minute or two, I gather my strength and look around for The Ductapian; hes nowhere to be found so I prepare for the fight that will ensue once he returns. For now I hide on the ceiling using my powers, ever patient for his return.

I notice the Glistening light from The Ductapian's cape as he returns from apple-picking. I slowly descend from the ceiling and shout: "This hill can only have one king!". The Ductapian quickly attacks me with his Sticky whip and latches onto my arm. He then throws me to the other side of the room and I lay there, struggling to get up. I managed to get up with great effort and I grab the whip on my arm and sling Ductapian around the room, hitting him on the walls and then finally puting an end to his misery with a Quick and Precise Decapitation from my Crimson Shadow. The Ductapian is no more; but he will be back. Im sure of it.

I once again stride to the top of the hill, with a sense of dread of things to come, I sit on the Jewel-Encrusted Throne, Waiting for my next opponent.

For now, I am King.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on July 28, 2012, 07:20:18 pm
As i start to ascend the hill i found in a forest i notice a figure sitting on top. it looked to be xion and i knew f his fabled powers, so i knew what i had to do to beat him. as i climbed i remembered all of what i had to work with and i used that to get me passed the webs of ductape. when xion noticed me he ran at me ready to attack. but right before he reached me i yelled "SHAZAM!!" and he was transported into outerspace where there was no gravity.

 i had no idea if he would survive but for now i throw a bunch of magic traps around each side of the hill and i sit down on the Jewel-encrusted throne where i had previously threw a spell on that if anyone other than me should sit would be transported to some remote place.


for now i shall rule.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on July 29, 2012, 07:06:29 pm
side note, this hill will stay mine forever hahahahahaha jk well ill hold it for quite awhile at least.

yes ima baws. cant touch this oh yea.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on July 29, 2012, 07:11:29 pm
I sneak up behind Shaz, and shout "boo!" into his ear. He jumps, runs away from fear, (obviously) and I kick his throne aside and construct a new throne with a cup holder AND a taco holder. Oh yeah.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on July 29, 2012, 07:15:57 pm
I realize what happens and what imp had done, so i turn and look up the hill.
instead of walking i say "shazam". and pop out in front of impishmonkey and shout "haaah".
imp jumps in fear and rolls down the hill side in a uncontrollable fall.

i sit on the newly constructed throne and drink a soda and eat a taco.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jurisick on July 30, 2012, 01:34:40 pm
Knowing that a hill with many secrets buried under it lies in a land far away, I construct a flying contraption and fly over to the grave of Arsenic_shark and dig it up. I find the magic box that he used to conquer the hill before. I go back to my kingdom and take my magic sword and magic shield. Then I use my flying contraption and fly to the hill. I use my magic shield to deflect  the spells shazam had placed on the hill, and charged up, my sword on fire and gleaming like the sun. King shazam notices the brightness outside the walls of his castle and walks out to see what was going on. I run at the speed of light andstab my sword through shazam and watch him lay in a puddle of blood, crying in pain. Now I use the magic box aresenic shark had and sucked shazam into it. I claimed the hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jurisick on August 01, 2012, 12:38:19 am
Why has nobody challenged my rule yet? Or is everybody too scared to battle my infinite abilitys?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on August 01, 2012, 02:30:48 am
"Bad Juri! Go to your room!" I shout from the bottom of the hill as I sit, waiting, hidden in the trees.

Juri looks around desperately hoping to be allowed to stay.

"Don't make me come up there!"

Juri, decides not to risk it and runs down the hill and back home to his room.

I stroll easily up to the top of the hill and take my place on the throne.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jurisick on August 01, 2012, 03:21:01 pm
As I walk back to my previous kingdom, having failed ruling the hill and being deafeated by imp, I take the long path through the jungle of sadness, where everything is sad. Then I hear something roar. A loud roar. A really loud roar. Then something huge flys above me and lands in front of me. It was a dragon! " I have heard that you failed ruling the hill. I used to rule that hill a time before history can remember, when dragons ruled the planet. I know you are a great leader, able to best anything that challenges you. Except impish when she is acting like your mom. But I can give you the power to defeat impish. I can give you the power to defeat everything! Do you want me to show you?" I said yes. Then the dragon disappeared out of thin air, but I started changing. I was shape shifting into the dragon! When I had shape shifted into a dark red dragon, my scales the color of blood, I asked " what now, dragon?" Then I lost control of my voice and the dragon spoke out if my mouth. " Now we attack and vanquish any foe that dares to challenge us!" And then I turned around and flew back towards the hill.

When I got to the hill, I could see impish using her mom powers and making everybody do her bidding, forcing them against their will. This will not stand! I flew down and crashed into the kingdom castle where imp currently lived on purpose. Then I got up and flew down to imp and told her in my best voice, " Stop this, Imp. slavery is ot the key to kingship. Independence is the true key. Now, let the villagers go." I spoke. then Imp used her annoying magical mom voice and said the me, " Juri! How dare you knock down my castle and tell me what to do! Now go to your giant cage in the heavens where all dragons now are! Your in a timeout sir! In a timeout that lasts for 1600000 centruys!" As soon as the sentence was finished, I started to turn around and make course to fly for the heavens, but the dragon told, " Fight it! Voice is a magical and powerful art of slavery, but dragons can be immune to magic if they try their hardest! Fight the voice!" The dragon yelled at me. And I did.  turned around and lunged at imp, and when I got close enough I blew enough fire out of my mouth to burn down a mountain. Imp screamed and fell to the ground, burned and wounded. I grabbed her by the tail and threw her in the most secure jail cell we had in the kingdom. Imp wasn't going to be doing anything for a long time.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Masterductape on August 02, 2012, 12:26:19 am
BUT i would! >:D
as all powerful as a dragon is, a ductape dragon alone is enough to vanquish great masses of the average race. therefore, after assembling my ductapian dragon army in the depths of the world's nightmares, i lay raid to juri's all powerful rulership! it takes several weeks, but i conquer him. he gets away, and impish escapes in the choas on one of my drakes. this hill is wrecked, and i like it that way >:D. the hill becomes my dragons den, some of them laying spider-like in my restored web gaurd. i restore shazam's traps too, for good measure. to finish the job, i update the hill to 1.3.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jurisick on August 02, 2012, 01:45:15 am
After seeing that master updated the hill, I went back to my kingdom after I escaped. I called upon the god Jeb, and he told me the advantages of MC 1.3.1. When I learned of these, I called upon the power of creating a LAN world in the comments of every video on youtube about minecraft. I made the world a LAN an posted the server IP in the comments of youtube. After doing this, I assembled a Huge army of men who were skilled fighters. I called upon the magic of dragons and made every soldier in front of me and made them dragons! Then I used my army and flew to the heavens and unleashed the dragons that had been locked up. Millions of flying beasts were at my command. With this army, I flew to Master's kingdom on the hill and breathed fire on everything in the kingdom, burning all of Master's ductape defenses. Then I battled Masters ductapian dragons with my army. Then I summoned the magic box arsenic used and forced Master into it. But when Master started using enourmas amounts of ductape to fill up the box and push open the lid. But when the magic of the box realized the ductape was rebelling, It was starting to force the ductape back. But then a large explosion happened in the box, killing all my dragon and destroying everything in the hill. I was largely wounded, and I was tired of fighting for this hill. So I summoned a portal to a oppisite dimension where another hill lies, guarded by the one with the magic mom voice......
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jurisick on August 03, 2012, 01:42:14 pm
As i entered the new realm, I seemed to be in the same jungle as before. But this time it was guarded by nobody but impish. My theory is that when when master attacked, he was stupid enough to lose control of his dragons and free imp by accident. When this happened, imp gave up trying to rule this hill and went back to the one she had taken from Xentrality(? mabye XionOblivion?). Since I did this, I remade the magic box and threw it away in the hill I had just battled Master on. When it touched the ground it exploded and master was freed. He looked around wildly, then saw me. " You do not deserve to be trapped. Good luck." and I re-sealed the portal. Hopefully he and his ductapian army of dragons could hold off any attackers. I realized I was no longer a dragon. The spirit must have been unable to cross dimensions and was left behind. I summoned my magic shield and sword. I started walking up the hill. I saw the large mansion had made. I ran up to the door and used my invisibility spell and walked into her house. I instantly stepped on a pressure plate and had millions of arrows bombarded at me. I went down lying on the floor, helpless. Then imp walked into the hallway. She yelled at me using her voice and told me to go to the jail cell. Lacking the dragon spirit, I was forced to get up and walk to her cell and she locked me in. I hoped greatly someone would re-open the portal and defeat imp and save me. Now I wasn't going to be doing anything for a long time. So I summoned a universal message and made it say " Help me. In imp's dimension in cell -jurisick" (This means that the next post must be about saving me >:3 ) I hoped the next person to come would save me, then I would help them escape this dimension or rule it.

NOT MY HILL (SAVE ME AGAINST THE MONKEY)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on September 07, 2012, 10:11:06 pm
(Lol, nobody helped him  :o Well, anyways I think I'll bring this post back to life)

I get Juri's message, so I use my awesome dimension-traveling powers to go to where he was. I took out my glowing gold sword, and sliced open the cage. As soon as I did that, Impish came and tried to use her annoying mom powers on us. But, I used Juri to block it and I raised my sword. Knowing that it was about to kill something, my sword came to life, thirsty for blood. I brought down the sword and it instantly killed Imp. I knew she was coming back, so I hoped that reducing her corpse to a pile of ash would help. Then me and Juri ruled the hill until Imp or somebody decides to challenge us.

JURI'S AND MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on September 08, 2012, 12:56:28 am
(my turn)
I come to show no mercy
i throw pills in to jurisick's mouth making him just juri he runs away in embarrassment
then i take a cork to stuff in grandcannon's firing hole
he has no way off attacking so i kick him off and he rolled downhill
i build mah throne  with diamonds and with a cup holder and a mini fridge

MAH HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 08, 2012, 01:03:04 am
I use my spinning speeding flying ninja slice on all. My iron sword starts its power-up phase, getting ready
for its next attack. I build a fortress with fire traps that are majic, so I can't activate them.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on September 08, 2012, 01:33:32 am
As I roll down the hill I get knocked unconcious by a rock and by the time I wake up I see Anniesboy has already taken the throne. I create my army of vicious tacos and try to attack but they render useless as Annie eats them all and all my tacos did was spring the traps. So I casually stroll towards Annie just to get roflstomped by his un-necessarily giant spiky boots.

NOT MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on September 09, 2012, 01:26:25 am
after i resurrect i see annie stilll stomping on grandcannon
i come up to him stealing his sword and useing his ninja slicing powers that the sword gave me and i sliced him into pieces
then i bury grandcannon in his respect of helping me
with his taco army undoin the traps

MAH HILL

- King David
   
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 09, 2012, 04:18:37 pm
I revive myself. I get a new ninja sword, fire sword, and fire bow. I then use my mob transformation powers to turn into an Ender dragon. I hit everyone. I go back to human. I swipe and snipe like crazy.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on September 09, 2012, 09:18:32 pm
i resurrect mah self with grandcannon's soul
and takin all his powers of the taco army and sent tehm to fight annie
while he is busy fighting them i open a portal using jurisick's portal parts 
i open a portal back in to the real world and turn mah taco army into self-destruct
then i jumped through the portal in time to hear them explosions which destroyed the other portal

MAH HILL!!

-Dave

 
 
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 09, 2012, 10:26:27 pm
You did not. Anyway:
I use my teleportation powers to teleport to dave and then I start sniping.
With my force powers I make them fast, and they can smash through armour and shields.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 11, 2012, 01:30:36 am
PS: I recreated my traps.  :D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on September 11, 2012, 09:52:26 pm
I have Portal gun. Bow down.
 


MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 11, 2012, 09:52:52 pm
And I can counterattack by pushing the thing you use back to you.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 11, 2012, 09:56:55 pm
Whoops. Here's mine:
I use my fire bow I got back and start crazy sniping along with force speed.
Tobie tries to block with a sword but fails. I then use my ninja swipe 100 times.
Tobie Tries to push the sword out of the way but it is swinging too fast. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on September 11, 2012, 10:06:19 pm
Well, tobieias now infuriated go's crazy and reincarnates at spawn, i then ninja my way to the hill where anniesboy has taken in a crude fashion And capture him with a bag (a bit like santas goodie bag) Beforehand i had used my portal gun to portal trap you all in a everlasting loop of not being able to claim le hill.

BOW DOWN. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 11, 2012, 10:12:13 pm
I tp to the hill and snatch the portal gun from tobie. I then make HIM a spawn trap and  use my mob transformation poers to turn into a Wither. I then lanch all the skulls at tobie. He falls off the hill and the effect gets him. I then put on a force field from the force power.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on September 11, 2012, 10:25:35 pm
Well.. i ask anniesboy very politely if he wants a cup of tea, he says 'omg tobie i would very muc like a famous cup of tobie-tea' and the powers are released around me and the spawn trap goes etc.. But in the tea was several spider eyes and down goes anniesboy. claim the hill, ride the dragon, save a city from from skelton attacks, but accidentally burn the city down... i save a hundred-thousand angry villagers and they turn into a mechanical army that can never die, and only do as i please unless you find me in real life and steal my memory stick that is hidden in the one place where no objects may be hidden but are allowed to be hidden. But c'mon, bring it. ; )

MYHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 12, 2012, 12:34:00 am
I do not like tea! poisen does not kill the player!  >:(
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 12, 2012, 12:38:30 am
WHILE I DRANK THE TEA, I mixed in resistance potion. And regenoration potion. Cuuz I had:
 
Quote
D
A half heart.
  ;)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on September 12, 2012, 02:06:49 am
Right... let's not double post.

After the defeat I had taken a long break from trying to acquire the heavily coveted hill, but after seeing that it was still being fought over and some were dying trying to keep it; then turning out not to be dead after all because of an overlooked, unmentioned detail...  -.- (play fair guys) I decided to travel back to the hill. The journey took many days and by the time I got there, I was exhausted. Knowing better than to camp at the bottom of the hill, I gather what little strength I have left and camp an hour's journey from the base, making sure to build up strength and sharpen all my weapons.

The next morning I awoke, ready to go. I disguised myself as a freaking adorable puppy and sit at the foot of the hill, whining sadly. This attracts the attention of Tobie, the current holder of the hill. Tobie, being the sweet guy he is, takes pity on this seemingly lost puppy and lets me into his house (castle/fortress/etc) and sits me down on a pillow on the floor. After a few days Tobie absent-mindedly shows me the memory stick he's been hiding, where no one will think to look. I waste no time and leap out of my disguise, steal the memory stick and take control of all the mechanical army.

Tobie, in complete shock that I tricked him, begs for mercy instead of running. I consider a moment, then take him on as a sidekick. Together, we hunt down anniesboy and take care of the last bit of health he has and claim the hill rightfully as ours.

TOBIE'S AND MY HILL!

;D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on September 13, 2012, 01:34:21 am
I finally ressurect (sorry if I spelled that wrong) after defeating the demon of the Nether, I come up to the hill and plan on using my newly aquired demonic powers against Tobie and Imp. I unsheath my gleaming sword and slice up the robot army. I know the robots will be back though. I stroll up the rest of the hill and thrash open the un-needed amount of padlocks on the door. I easily push away Tobie with alot of force. I don't see Imp, but what I do see is an amazingly adorable puppy. I get distracted for half a second, but then I put on my demon shades and see the true form of the puppy. Imp, knowing her cover is blown, tries to run, but I dice her up. I also split the the memory card or whatever in half.

I suppose this is MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: RamKitty on September 13, 2012, 06:45:24 am
One teensy windy bit of info impishmonkey is a girl, that is all
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on September 13, 2012, 12:29:22 pm
As I did not die, merely knocked over I ran into the kitchen and got the reall puppy IMp out of the fridge as the imp grand cannon annihilated with no remorse was a male imp. Me and Imp, as grand cannon was sleeping spooked him out in the night times for months on end, finally grand cannon could not take it and went mad and started to train to be a ghostbuster in the nether, unfortunately he chose a ghost busting course that was 18 years Long and he signed up for a course that required 24/7 attention. Me and imp rule the hill again.
SPOOKY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 13, 2012, 11:15:44 pm
Magic dragons breathe harming potion+fire. I call in a bunch and set the strong to attack imp
and the weaker to attack all else. My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on September 14, 2012, 09:20:40 pm
I grew an extra finger and slapped a gopher and it chewwed through imp's lower intestines releasing a toxic encalada sauce poisonus to all unless you name is Gary. Unfortunatly my name is not Gary.

GARY'S HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on September 14, 2012, 09:35:44 pm
I Send a hitman to kill Gary then i kill
the hitman in case he betrays me

MAh HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 14, 2012, 11:11:02 pm
I create a sniper machine that always snipes you if your name is imp or dave, then send more dragons. MY HILL! :D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on September 15, 2012, 12:34:03 pm
I Leagaly chacge my name to PeanutButter and rob a bank ensuring I have funds. I burrow like a worm underneath the hil and place a bomb. The bomb Then shoots roinbows through the hill and out the top. that has nothing to do with what im doing to get the hill i just wanted to tell you guys 'bout myself ;D. This time i grew Another extra finger and slapped the sniping machine and (skyriiiimmmm!) Youse dragonrend to force the dragons to the ground. i then use elemtal fury and what appears to be 1 hit is actually a cupple thousand. I FUS ROH DAH everybuy and use whirlwind sprint up the hill.

PEANUTBUTTER'S HILL!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 16, 2012, 05:51:28 pm
Force dragons have power over gravity. They can also push pull and split stuff. They have infinite range. I send a billion of them and a million magics to attack anyone whose name is PeanutButter or dave. The forces tear PeanutButter into pieces, and the magics also can create ice crystalls anywhere. they freeze PeanutButter while theyand the the forces attack. peanutbutter is in icy pain and hates being pulled, but he uses his fury on the forces (or trys). The forces fail to defend and they do nothing. PeanutButter uses his fury on themagics and they just launch ice crystalls. The magics put the many hits in a fire crystall along with PeanutButter. The sniping machine has been re-activated, and now it can snipe PeanutButter names too. It snipes him like a Super Monkey.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: firelasser on September 20, 2012, 10:23:35 pm
As I read all of these posts, I see the increase of intellegence and length of the attacks. I try my best to think of something creative and cool, and relating with my name, but i really cant think of one. Now i enter the fray.


So, my name is firelaser, (i misspelled it, and it stuck anyways) I roast all the dragons, and give it to annie for lunch. She gets fat, and all the dragons and forces and magics think of him/her (tell me in a later post, i think your a boy) think of you as an unfit leader. They go with me, and i, with all the magic, drain the land of all water, making turtles go far far away, and i spray the hill with I123M123P, a toxin that is only poisonous to imps. And so, i, just to make sure, cover the hill with lava, fire, and shoop da whoops to defend it. I, on the other hand. Stay outside the hill. The only proof its my hill is that i placed a sign on the throne, saing that i am the current king of............ MY UNMANNED HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 22, 2012, 05:00:19 pm
I tp to fire's head and make him think that he should run away. he runs away, and i tp out. I then smash the sign with a golden axe. my sword is charging, and I turn the water and lava into obsidian and disable the shoop da whoops.
Once I do that, I use my cape to send everything but me,the ground, the hill and my casltle, into a void. I create dragons, force, fire, and magic. I make traps that open the floor unless yourname is anniesboy. Under the floor is a void that I made. You can't open the door with your hands or break it, you have to force it open using mega pull.
My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on September 28, 2012, 09:35:10 am
What happens if I nuke this god damn hill? >:)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: death_howler on September 28, 2012, 01:43:16 pm
then it turns into just a lil bank,.... that no1 has claimed
>.>
<.<
>.>


 MY BANK! :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on September 28, 2012, 02:17:18 pm
*nukes bank*
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: death_howler on September 28, 2012, 02:30:25 pm
:(
my hole!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on September 28, 2012, 09:59:54 pm
I use my finger growing abilitys to feed the hungry and everybody becomes so tuched the become pacifists. I Stroll up the hill in monk robes.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on September 28, 2012, 10:13:47 pm
I jump into bacon's face while he is sleeping and use my magic cape to suck him up. I cover th place with void carpet that sucks up all intruding stuff, including the blast from a nuke. I build an obsidian fort. I create a nether portal and get some wither skellies for guards. I set the hill to hard difficulty, except for me, so that the withers can apply Wither. I build traps thhat lauch a blue wither skull that can't destroy the  fortress, nor me. MY HEVILY GUARDED HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on October 17, 2012, 10:29:23 pm
why will no one respond?  :(
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on October 17, 2012, 11:12:10 pm
All good things must come to an end, yeah?







Because this topic is mildly annoying and pointless.....
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on October 18, 2012, 01:08:35 am
Quote from: impishmonkey on October 17, 2012, 11:12:10 pm
All good things must come to an end, yeah?







Because this topic is mildly annoying and pointless.....
Why won't you play?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on October 18, 2012, 03:09:58 am
Quote from: impishmonkey on October 17, 2012, 11:12:10 pm
Because this topic is mildly annoying and pointless.....
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: death_howler on October 18, 2012, 08:22:13 pm
the sun blows up and creates a super nova and the hill is no more,

THE END :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on October 18, 2012, 11:16:35 pm
He end?
Who ends? o.o
(or the end)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: areeb2011 on October 19, 2012, 01:45:04 am
Quote from: anniesboy on September 28, 2012, 10:13:47 pm
I jump into bacon's face while he is sleeping and use my magic cape to suck him up. I cover th place with void carpet that sucks up all intruding stuff, including the blast from a nuke. I build an obsidian fort. I create a nether portal and get some wither skellies for guards. I set the hill to hard difficulty, except for me, so that the withers can apply Wither. I build traps thhat lauch a blue wither skull that can't destroy the  fortress, nor me. MY HEVILY GUARDED HILL!

Just an FYI blue wither skulls can destroy obsidian.

I use a time machine to go back in time and create fuel for the sun thus bringing back the hill which right now is under anniesboy's rule until now.
Since I am a hot guy and I have won the Hunger Games (check my skin for reference) I attract alot of attention and all the girls then anniesboy gets so mad and jealous that he tries on a cool skin but his skin is too cool for the girls to handle so they fill the place and I dress up and disguise like a girl then I make the hill tekkit and I place a nuke disguised as cake and Anniesboy eats the nuke and blows up along with all the girls and I am the only person wearing red power upgraded armor then I cover my hill with bedrock and cover it with a vacuum so if you come in you die of air being pumped out of you so you can't get past.

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on October 21, 2012, 02:57:54 am
I revive myself and blast the bedrock with my Creative drill. I Undo areeb making the hill tekkit, since I cannot survive in tekkit. I use a swipe of pain from my magic sword. A swipe of pain causes 250 hearts of damage. MY NEW HILL! EVEN A SUPERNOVA CANNOT STOP ME!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: DeeKay on October 24, 2012, 11:32:21 pm
No need to lock this whoever did, unlocked.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on October 25, 2012, 12:42:06 am
LOL Didn't know it was locked..(wasn't me)
I use mai magical "beyond DKCraft jailing" powers to chuck DeeKay in the void.
He's stilll alliveee but barely.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Jacobriley/Codienelord on October 25, 2012, 03:16:33 am
FALCO!! PUNCH!! Lordvakar in the faces

:D

I guess i claim this hill
MAH HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on October 25, 2012, 07:48:45 pm
Jacob your power level most be over 9000!!!!! There is no way that cold be right!!! I boost mai power level to ovveeerrrr 90000 and kame-hamy-Haa u off the hill.

Its NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN jacobs hill, its mine:P
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 07, 2012, 03:31:24 am
I place Bacon in a void. He falls into a black hole. Myhill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jurisick on November 07, 2012, 09:05:38 pm
I find a sword in a cave after i ran away to try to take back my throne, so when i aproach the throne, i see annie and kick her into the void and watch her fall. I laugh and laugh and laugh until i slip after laughing  so hard that i hit my hed on a rock and watched blood flow from my depressed skull fracture. I yell for help and dont stop yelling until a giant eagle comes and drops some meat next to me. I eat it and my hearts go rite back up and my skull fracture is gone I get up and build a huge castle and recruit a unstoppable army of spartans.  Then i build catapults and bows and arrows and use the catapults to make a arrow catapult. Surely arrows are more effective than boulders!!
I build a magic indrestructable throne with a microwave attached.

MY HILL!


(p.s. i will be on a bit more now)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 07, 2012, 10:24:50 pm
I use my mega hammer to smash everything. I didn't fall into the void, cuz I'm void-proof. Juri has 1 heart left, so I Swipe of Pain him.  I train up blazes, wither skellies, and skellies and build an army out of them. My indestructiblehill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: gero215 on November 07, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
Because stating an ability that you suddenly have after dying from said weakness isn't cheating at all whatsoever.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on November 08, 2012, 12:08:02 am
I dislike this hill very much. I thought that me and death_howler destroyed it. Twice over.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on November 08, 2012, 12:49:28 am
Quote from: tobieias on November 08, 2012, 12:08:02 am
I dislike this hill very much. I thought that me and death_howler destroyed it. Twice over.

Its no longer a hill. It's a crater. Since every body has been claiming a nonexistent hill no one occupies it.

My Crater!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on November 08, 2012, 01:23:45 am
I
Re-Build
The
Hill
Even
Taller
Then,
I
Just
Walk
Up
The Hill
And
Dig
A
Hole.

To
Hide
In
While
Other
People
Are
Fighting.


MY HILL!!!!!!   [with a hole in it!!]
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 08, 2012, 01:58:58 am
I Use my X-Ray vison to detect gamerflame, then I poke an arrow in.gamer flame touches it and is shocked by my shock arrow. I go in and MegaHammer her. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 08, 2012, 02:02:29 am
Quote from: L3g1t_Bacon on November 08, 2012, 12:49:28 am
Quote from: tobieias on November 08, 2012, 12:08:02 am
I dislike this hill very much. I thought that me and death_howler destroyed it. Twice over.

Its no longer a hill. It's a crater. Since every body has been claiming a nonexistent hill no one occupies it.

My Crater!
Really bacon, it was my hill. My indestructiblehill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on November 08, 2012, 02:16:32 am
Quote from: anniesboy on November 08, 2012, 02:02:29 am
Quote from: L3g1t_Bacon on November 08, 2012, 12:49:28 am
Quote from: tobieias on November 08, 2012, 12:08:02 am
I dislike this hill very much. I thought that me and death_howler destroyed it. Twice over.

Its no longer a hill. It's a crater. Since every body has been claiming a nonexistent hill no one occupies it.

My Crater!
Really bacon, it was my hill. My indestructiblehill.

It was never a hill. It was destroyed before you made it indestructible.

I dig anniesboy into a hole while she's sleeping and give her a beef stew with a wet fart. due to disgust your head esplodes.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 08, 2012, 02:20:53 am
heads cannot explode!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on November 08, 2012, 02:32:38 am
I Rise From The Dead Eat An Apple, Then Die In The Hole In The Hill
AGAIN!


       Not My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on November 08, 2012, 07:56:19 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on November 08, 2012, 02:20:53 am
heads cannot explode!

You're right. They esplode.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 09, 2012, 12:04:50 am
I revive myself, and eat all Bacon's bacon. Then I supersprint into his castle. I ninja slash him. I build traps that make you vanish when you step or hover over the special stone.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 09, 2012, 01:28:40 am
Huh? :(
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on November 10, 2012, 02:20:50 am
I'm Just A Ghost On My Ghostly Hill Billiooooooooooooooons of Years Away From Ever Coming To Set Place On The Earth I Now Offically Claim My Ghostly Invsible Hill For Me And My Brother gamerflame_sis, and gamerflame :D






My Invisible Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 10, 2012, 02:56:05 am
I use X-ray vision to see gamer. Then my hammer sucks in many charge orbs-so many that it insta-kills. I smash gamer to bits.My hill!

Extra! What does this say? BOO!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jurisick on November 11, 2012, 03:53:14 pm
I come back to life and use my portal abilities to go to a different universe and raise a army of aliens that only use RPGs to blow up indestructible hills/craters. Then i tp into halo and grab master chief and take him back and blow the hill up and then master chief grabs anniesboy and hands her to me. I open a portal to lead into the tv show "the walking dead" and throw anniesboy into a horde of zombies. I watch her get ripped up and watch the zombies consume her flesh. When anniesboy is dead, i close the portal before the zombies can get me. I appoint master chief my general and the aliens as my army. Then i build 3 more hills and rule them all!



my hill-SSSSS
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 14, 2012, 02:08:46 am
I use my holographic powers to make myself pure light, after I eat a melon of reviving. I walk right throgh each hill and  fill them with TNT and set it off when I see juri. Juri blows up and I slash the aliens with my holographic sword. I use my holographic shield to block attacks.Then, I make alien skin holographic armor that is lined with lazers. I build a fort inside of each hill and train up skeletons. My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on November 14, 2012, 02:43:08 am
You Know This Is Actully Getting Really Stupid, Im Out!

       NOT MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 14, 2012, 03:11:09 pm
?  :(
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 20, 2012, 11:16:40 pm
 >:(
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 21, 2012, 04:24:40 pm
Really guys, we need to keep up our work.   :(
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Lissy421 on November 21, 2012, 08:18:40 pm
Anniesboy stop spamming this.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on November 22, 2012, 03:50:53 pm
Also, please don't double/triple post...

I know you like this topic but if everyone else lost interest then it's over for the time being. -.-
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 23, 2012, 01:25:17 am
>:O
If you Post here,why not play?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Kt5turtle on November 23, 2012, 02:42:21 am
Annie's boy.... you just ignored the point of two operators, those two posts were to tell you to stop spamming on this topic and move on.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on November 23, 2012, 03:31:21 am
Quote from: Kt5turtle on November 23, 2012, 02:42:21 am
Annie's boy.... you just ignored the point of two operators, those two posts were to tell you to stop spamming on this topic and move on.
:'( I'm sorry.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on January 07, 2013, 02:16:23 am
I feel bored so...
I kick anniesboy off the hill.
My hill!
>.<
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 07, 2013, 04:55:13 am
After what felt like years, someone finanaly kicks the king off the hill! My turn. I walk up the hill with some humanoid thing following me. I have the power to command this humanoid. I command him to distract Lord Vakar while I murder him with a diamond dagger. While distracted by the humanoid, Lord Vakar realizes that the humanoid is Heronrine! And a little too late as well. When he realized it, I came behind him as he was getting ready to run away and stabbed him 10 times, only 3 being lethal, which kills him in the long run. I then command Herobrine to teleport his body into the nether just in case he revives. Then I command him to build traps around the hill (ex. Pyramids and what Herobrine is famous for building).



MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 08, 2013, 10:27:27 pm
i fly over the traps and destroy everything on the hill with a flash. Then, I build my space pod over the hill, and use Sharpness V diamond sword and Power V Punch II bow to get rid of Herobrine. Then, I Place traps that use Annoying Oranges.
I then Put 3 out of 9 of my skeletons on the security job. Finally, I  try to help my blazes become my skeletons' friends.MYHILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on January 09, 2013, 04:27:12 am
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 07, 2013, 04:55:13 am
After what felt like years, someone finanaly kicks the king off the hill! My turn. I walk up the hill with some humanoid thing following me. I have the power to command this humanoid. I command him to distract Lord Vakar while I murder him with a diamond dagger. While distracted by the humanoid, Lord Vakar realizes that the humanoid is Heronrine! And a little too late as well. When he realized it, I came behind him as he was getting ready to run away and stabbed him 10 times, only 3 being lethal, which kills him in the long run. I then command Herobrine to teleport his body into the nether just in case he revives. Then I command him to build traps around the hill (ex. Pyramids and what Herobrine is famous for building).
MY HILL


I resurrect from my horrible death.
It seems that in King of the Hill time is still Christmas. It is the day after Christmas. All the kids are sad because me, "SantaVakar", didn't deliver their presents.
Everyone has shunned champeon and he is still alive because he was not on the hill when anniesboy destroyed it.
I am in the nether with my ghastly friends.
I come to the bedrock top and build my base there.
I teleport the hill there and anniesboy dies of too much nether.
The longer you stay in the nether, the more fatal the chaos eats away at your soul. Anniesboy died of this.
I disable the traps as easy as pie.
I hide in the end to wait if champeon comes to claim the hill....
MY HILL for now.....MMWAHAHAAAAA
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 10, 2013, 01:08:13 am
After Reviving myself, I revive Herobrine, And he is as pissed as ever!!! After i reserected him, I Make thousands and thousands of cloned Herobrines. I command some of them to destroy anniesboy's space pod. After they are done doing that, I Find a stonghold, Open the End Portal, and Command half of my herobrines to destroy lord vakar. After that is done, I throw the remains of both anniesboy's and vakars remains into the void in the end. After that is done, I command some of my herobrines to scout to the hill and destroy any traps that might be waiting for me. Once that is done I set up more herobrine traps that have real rare loot in them. Also i give lots of my herobrines Power X bows to shoot down anyone that trys to fly above the hill. I also arm the other herobrines with diamond swords with sharpness X and Knockback II on them. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! ;D


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 10, 2013, 02:15:23 am
I place lots of nukes, all disguised as potions of healing and harming cuz Herobrine, to me, is like Undead Steve. Herobrines all blow up, but I don't. I then fly back in my space pod, wearing Protection X diamond armor that reduces damage by 100%.myHill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on January 10, 2013, 05:02:31 am
I know herobrine isn't real so I use my imagination.
My death was not real.
I'm just in my bathtub asleep (feels like void falling).
I wake up and deliver presents.
I destroy everyone who wants the hill and bring it to it's original spot.
I build a giant base there and hide in Valkyrion, my realm.

Note: You can claim the hill but you can't kill me unless you know the way into Valkyrion...MWAHAHA
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 10, 2013, 09:24:00 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 10, 2013, 02:15:23 am
I place lots of nukes, all disguised as potions of healing and harming cuz Herobrine, to me, is like Undead Steve. Herobrines all blow up, but I don't. I then fly back in my space pod, wearing Protection X diamond armor that reduces damage by 100%.myHill


One I threw you into the void. So how can you still be here? Placing the nukes? And two protection X armor will only block 100% damage only 50% of the time. So you are non-existence. So you have no right for swords and armor until you mine some (a good minecraft month if you want full diamond tools and armor because herobrine robbed you.) And to top it off, only Herobrine can get level X enchants on diamond tools.


Lord Vakar thought Herobrine isn't real. But we all know that Herobrine is real. While Lord Vakar was in his bath, sleeping, he didn't notice Herobrine peeking through his window. His " imagination" was really just modified reality and Herobrine is a reality. When he went to his portal, I followed him and set up a Herobrine shrine on the roof of the portal room. I still have my Herobrine army. I command half of the herobrines to go slay lord Vakar. While they did that, I reclaimed the hill.





Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 10, 2013, 10:56:17 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 10, 2013, 09:24:00 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 10, 2013, 02:15:23 am
I place lots of nukes, all disguised as potions of healing and harming cuz Herobrine, to me, is like Undead Steve. Herobrines all blow up, but I don't. I then fly back in my space pod, wearing Protection X diamond armor that reduces damage by 100%.myHill


One I threw you into the void. So how can you still be here? Placing the nukes? And two protection X armor will only block 100% damage only 50% of the time. So you are non-existence. So you have no right for swords and armor until you mine some (a good minecraft month if you want full diamond tools and armor because herobrine robbed you.) And to top it off, only Herobrine can get level X enchants on diamond tools.


Lord Vakar thought Herobrine isn't real. But we all know that Herobrine is real. While Lord Vakar was in his bath, sleeping, he didn't notice Herobrine peeking through his window. His " imagination" was really just modified reality and Herobrine is a reality. When he went to his portal, I followed him and set up a Herobrine shrine on the roof of the portal room. I still have my Herobrine army. I command half of the herobrines to go slay lord Vakar. While they did that, I reclaimed the hill.





Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In an earlier post I said,
Quote from: anniesboy
...cuz I'm void-proof.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on January 10, 2013, 11:56:18 pm
Anniesboy, don't make it impossible for you to lose the "hill" -.- If you can't play fair you can't play at all.

The_ChamPeon's hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on January 11, 2013, 12:11:31 am
I Just think this so funny how this is only going on between 2 people and Impish has to come in and Declare the winner. (For now.)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 11, 2013, 02:29:27 am
Quote from: Xgamerflame_sisX on January 11, 2013, 12:11:31 am
I Just think this so funny how this is only going on between 2 people and Impish has to come in and Declare the winner. (For now.)



Why are you leaving out lord Vakar?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 11, 2013, 02:31:02 am
Quote from: impishmonkey on January 10, 2013, 11:56:18 pm
Anniesboy, don't make it impossible for you to lose the "hill" -.- If you can't play fair you can't play at all.

The_ChamPeon's hill


Impish monkey has a point annieboy. No marry suing.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on January 11, 2013, 04:46:34 am
Hehe
2005 views...
Almost 2013. :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on January 11, 2013, 09:54:20 pm
I left out lord cause you have posted 3 times aniies 3 and Lord 1.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 11, 2013, 10:36:05 pm
Imp, you know that I'm working on becoming more active. Exciting!
And, I run toward The_ChamPeon shooting arrows and swiping MA style. The herobrines and The_ChamPeon are dead.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 12, 2013, 04:50:00 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 11, 2013, 10:36:05 pm
Imp, you know that I'm working on becoming more active. Exciting!
And, I run toward The_ChamPeon shooting arrows and swiping MA style. The herobrines and The_ChamPeon are dead.
MY HILL!

All of the herobrines and I were wearing protection X armor. The Archer herobines snipe you down as you swipe MA style. anniesboy falls to the ground, looking like a porcupine that attacked itself.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 13, 2013, 12:50:51 am
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 12, 2013, 04:50:00 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was sniping too. ^NOT^
And, I  resurrect, get out my MA bow and bony laser pointer, and then a huge MISSLE of arrows is shot at the speed of light! Finally, I turn into MMA and throw orbs.
magical v
         MY                           Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 13, 2013, 01:06:51 am
After my looooooooong ghost busters camp thingy, I finally came back from the Nether. I see that anniesboy has taken control of the hill. I see him throwing magical orbs everywhere, so when he throws them at me, I Fus Ro Dah them away. When I finally come up close enough to him, I use my Demonic Sword to take control of his soul. He is now my minion. Everything that he has every made is now mine. Including the hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 13, 2013, 03:19:24 am
Clone attack! My clones attack. They are invulnerable to any and every spell there is. 2x the orbs, 3x the damage. They then take off the spell from me after they snipe grandcannon.
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Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 13, 2013, 06:40:58 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 13, 2013, 03:19:24 am
Clone attack! My clones attack. They are invulnerable to any and every spell there is. 2x the orbs, 3x the damage. They then take off the spell from me after they snipe grandcannon.
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Herbrine clones attack agian!!! this time, with iron fists. anniesboy thought she could have those invulnerable clones, she didn't know there was a fatal flaw, they took x10 damage from fists. iron fists deal 1 full heart of damage. each clone then takes 10 hearts, insta-killing them. after that I myself prepair to kill grand and annies. I prepair a army of one MILLION herobrines, half armed with sharpness X diamond swords and full sets of protection X diamond armor. The other half of herobrines have sharpness X, Infinidy I and Punch V Bows. I challange crandcannon and annies to a duel in the end... I deployed the archer herobrines on the obsidain pillars and the swordsmen at the obsidain platform. scence its ladies first, Anniesboy comes through first and as soon as she sees all the herobrines, She faints. I use that oprotunity to throw her into the void (again). Once grandcannon came through, He was shocked to see all the herobrines. The archers opened fire and grand cannon is thrown into the void. my herobrine army and i go back to the overworld and rob anniesboy's and grandcannon's secret homes. I set one BILLION traps around the hill. I position my army to fend off any attacks just in case intruders get passed the traps.







MY BOOBY-TRAPPED HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 13, 2013, 07:11:40 pm
I slam a collosal sharpness V knockback II fire aspect II smite V diamond sword renamed "pencil" into the hill. It destroys everything on it... except my new castle. My clones  know about everything and can read minds. They then  send another sword, but this time some hypnotized herobrines put every enchantment on it at level X. It knocks the whole army, including The_ChamPeon, out of the galaxy.
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Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 14, 2013, 10:10:41 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 13, 2013, 07:11:40 pm
I slam a collosal sharpness V knockback II fire aspect II smite V diamond sword renamed "pencil" into the hill. It destroys everything on it... except my new castle. My clones  know about everything and can read minds. They then  send another sword, but this time some hypnotized herobrines put every enchantment on it at level X. It knocks the whole army, including The_ChamPeon, out of the galaxy.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your fatal flaws


Possible new words: colossus (one of the seven wonders of the world. Legends say that ancient people built a statue that was bigger than the Statue of Liberty. Unfortunately for the statue it was washed away by a flood.)

1. What does fire aspect II do? You can't get fire aspect II on a sword; sure you can get flame II on bows but not fire aspect II on swords. P.S. flame II just increases the initial fire damage from the arrow, that's it.

2. You can't hypnotize Herobrine, much more or less his clones.

3.  Smite doesn't deal extra damage to living people, like me.

4. You can't get sharpness V, smite V or bane of anthropoids V on diamond sword after 1.2.5

5. Herobrine robed you again of your diamonds. So how can you slam a sword the size of the colossus made of diamonds?

6. Knock back X (10) can't knock back mobs that far; knock back 15 is barely enough to knock enemies out of sight w/ normal render distance much more or less knock back X out of the milky milk way


7. Although funny, how do you put a sword the size of the colossus on an anvil to rename it to pencil? (Unless you have a corresponding anvil)

8. How do you put a sword the size of the colossus on an enchantment table? (Unless you had a corresponding enchantment table, which would be priced highly)

9. If you did manage to do what you did, it would become a cut hill.

10. how do all of your clones know everything and you dont even know where a minecraft castle comes from or how to spell "colossal"?

End of report




(Side note: the following enchantments can NOT be obtained on swords unless its Herobrine doing the enchanting.)


My thought to be hypnotized herobrines enchant your new sword, but the enchantments are reversed. So sharpness X, smite X and bane X add up to be dullness XXX. Fire aspect X is now regen X (inflicts regeneration X on targets for 8:00 minutes and refreshes the timer each strike). Looting X and fortune X add up to be misfortune XX. Power X, punch X, Infinity X and flame X have no effect on swords. Knock back X is now magnet X (draws target closer to attacker depending on level.)  so when anniesboy goes to smite my army. All of the above enchantments do their thing. She is shocked not to see me and my army on Pluto, but flying towards her, me with a diamond dagger in hand. When I come into arm's length, I stab her in the face with my diamond Dagger. All of her clones vaporize.




Guess what?







My hill! (with herobrines all over it, even if they are civilians)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 14, 2013, 10:37:02 pm
When I died, I returned to the Nether to see Kaiser, an ancient dragon warrior from another planet. Kaiser hands me Kaiserinium, his sword. Kaiser's soul is now reborn in me. Then I return to the Overworld. I turn into my full form, a gigantic dragon warrior. I combine my new powers with my previously gained Demonic abilities, and I walk right up to the hill. I am so powerful, even the Herobrines realize my power, and kneel before me. For no apparent reason, The_ChamPeon decided to not fortify his base with anything else, so I walk right up there and decimate him. I now fortify the hill with a forcefield powered by the Dragon Essence, and with Ghasts, hostile Zombie Pigmen, and Demons from the Nether.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 14, 2013, 10:45:54 pm
Fatal flaws or mis-understandings

1. I have herobrines all over the hill

end of report.



(side note: no one can enchant the following item with the following enchantment exept herobrine.)

I summon a Ghost from Starcraft II to call down a nuclear strike. Before the nuke is launched, I have one of my new herobrine clones enchant it with Explosiveness X (deals 25-50 extra hearts of damage.) and fire protection X to protect it from the fire dragon essence. the Hill is now a giant smoking crater. I work along side the herobrines to rebuild the hill and remove the danger of nuclear mutations.
I the fortify the hill with tnt that if someone punched the hill will be in space, and when that happens, an extremely hot atmosphere that everything on the hill when i placed the tnt on are immune to.



Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 14, 2013, 10:49:34 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 14, 2013, 10:45:54 pm
Fatal flaws or mis-understandings

1. I have herobrines all over the hill

end of report.


I said this in my last post.

Quote from: GrandCannon513 on January 14, 2013, 10:37:02 pm
I am so powerful, even the Herobrines realize my power, and kneel before me.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: gimpcraft on January 15, 2013, 01:30:40 am
being the doctor... i come with the TARDIS and i set the sonic to dis able the nuke from ever exploding, it is just dead wait now...





              MY HILL!  :D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 15, 2013, 01:36:00 am
I set off the nuke, and before it explodes, I surround myself and the Herobrines in a sphere of void and darkness. The sphere completely absorbs the blast, but everyone else within the blast radius dies. Since the Herobrines know of my power, they obey me. We rebuild the hill and fortify it with parts of my Dragon Essence. Although the Dragon Essence Warriors have only 1/2 of my strength, they will still do.

I suppose this is MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: gimpcraft on January 15, 2013, 03:12:49 am
cuz i am mod i tp grand cannon 5000 miles away and fly to the hill (where my TARDIS is still there) i set the TARDIS to a large paradox, grand cannon gets set in a ever colapiseing star and he can never claim that hill again, the herobrine are sent with... btw.



       i fortify the hill with beadrock, and sethome at the top.



               MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on January 15, 2013, 05:57:55 am
I outrank you.... so.... I world edit the mess away and jail you.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on January 15, 2013, 09:11:08 pm
I build my own hill. Take that society!

Eternally Bacon's Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 15, 2013, 09:19:19 pm
realizing that an op has taken the first hill and legit bacon built a second hill. I am opting out with my remaning herobrines.




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Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 15, 2013, 10:28:50 pm
I send a storm of pencil named swords to each hill and use the swords as my castle. The force field is ineffective.
MY SWORD-COVERED HILLS
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 17, 2013, 05:21:24 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 15, 2013, 09:19:19 pm
realizing that an op has taken the first hill and legit bacon built a second hill. I am opting out with my remaning herobrines.




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I single handily dig up legit's hill until it looks like a dirt tree, at that point it collapses on itself. Then I do the same to Annie's hill, it collapses as well. Then I rebuild legit's hill for myself. I fortify the hill with a colossal maze the size of the earth (a minecraft world is 8x bigger than the earth.)  Then I make the maze an anti-fly zone by putting void 1 block above the maze. Then I make a multi-level castle on the top of the hill (it is also a-mazeing). The castle is also an anti-fly zone.



MY AMAZING HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on January 17, 2013, 06:35:40 pm
D: Dat's griefin! I but that mai self! I have a family and 3 kids to feed! Do you know how hard that is! (Jk)
I Move across the server border and build my own hill AGAIN
Bacon's PRIVATE hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 17, 2013, 11:16:32 pm
Surprise! I walk...
Space pod attack the legit hill! Space pod attack the other hill! Then, I get tekkit. Now I can survive in it. I get out my new red-matter sword.
MY HILLs.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 18, 2013, 10:57:41 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 17, 2013, 11:16:32 pm
Surprise! I walk...
  • Over the maze (using my bedrock source)
  • Into the castle
  • Into bacon's room, which I invade.
Space pod attack the legit hill! Space pod attack the other hill! Then, I get tekkit. Now I can survive in it. I get out my new red-matter sword.
MY HILLs.


guess what? you fell into my void trap at least a thousand times. (being void, no one is safe from it).
I walk up to my ex-castle. I walk through the maze surrounding my castle, the fact i built it makes me able to breeze right through it like it was nothing. same thing with the castle maze. i walk up to anniesboy, all i see in her hand is a diamond sword. I say "thats it? I thought you had tekkit."
annies explains "fear me, its a red matter sword.
"No, its a diamond sword."
"No, its a red matter sword"
And the argument keeps going on untill anniesboy is so annoyed that she retreats to legit's ex-hill. Feel free to take anniesboy's only hill now.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on January 18, 2013, 11:28:27 pm
i walk up to the maze at the front realize i cant fly over it being a dragon and so instead burn it down to the ground with my lava like fire. walk up to the castle look inside burn through the mazes until i reach the end look at the_Champeon say hi walk away far from the hill and then fly off because i didn't see any gold or diamonds since thats what a dragon loves is treasure.   

So

Not My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 18, 2013, 11:32:43 pm
I quickly rebuild my maze out of obsidian, using some of fbs' leftover lava like fire to make more. I check my secret stashe... still there, then i cover it back up.


still my hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on January 18, 2013, 11:37:49 pm
*Dragon sense tingling* which is why i went there in the first place i return to the maze again think about what i had seen previously actually do the maze since i saw the insides of it and continue on walk straight threw finally realize that there is treasure somewhere continue on and break into the secret stash toss the gold and diamonds around until its like a bed and go to sleep.

Still Champeons hill with a new pet dragon.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 19, 2013, 03:43:51 am
Since Impish world edited the mess away, she removed the star too. After a long while, I finally got back to the hill. I see that ChamPeon has claimed the hill and has FBSerpent as a pet dragon. Being a dragon warrior and all, I convince FBS that I can give him a better deal if I take the hill. He can have all the loot he wants in exchange for his help. FBS melts away Champeon's fortifications with his lava like fire. I then pummel Champeon to death with Kaiserinium. I fortify it with void carpet traps and Dragon Essence shields and warriors.

This is now MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 19, 2013, 08:54:56 pm
I send my skellie dragons. They have arrow vision, and wither stone sword vision. They manage to deactivate the shields. Then, i go in, still holding a red-matter sword. Herobrines end up  with orange "hail anniesboy" eyes. I use them against the_champeon. I then build a new planet and cover it with with hills. 1000000000000 of them. I rule the whole planet. And, the planet is secret.
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Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: gero215 on January 20, 2013, 12:20:31 am
When you can't win the hill, make a new one. Seems TOTALLY fair.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on January 20, 2013, 12:23:26 am
*sigh*

*wipes out all hills but one*

Now there is one glorious hill.... and since Gero pointed out the multiple hills, I gave it over to him.

Gero's Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: gero215 on January 20, 2013, 03:50:41 am
I code a destruction system in binary, which can only be decompiled and stopped in machine code. Any of you know machine code? Didn't think so.

Dead hill. Now please, god let this thread die.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on January 20, 2013, 04:22:16 am
Quote from: gero215 on January 20, 2013, 03:50:41 am
I code a destruction system in binary, which can only be decompiled and stopped in machine code. Any of you know machine code? Didn't think so.

Dead hill. Now please, god let this thread die.
Not on my watch.
According to my watch, it's decompiling time.
I decompile it.
I program a code to rapidly bump the hill.
It's too much for Gero.
He dies and I claim the hill.
I restarted this thread and I'm not lettin it die.
>:o
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 20, 2013, 04:18:05 pm
I recreate my planet and claim it.
then, I set up space pods to guard it.
MY PLANET! MY HILLS!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on January 20, 2013, 08:15:08 pm
Annies. It is King of the hill. not hills + planet + whatever....

Since you didn't claim the hill from vakah, it's still:

Vakah's Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 20, 2013, 09:52:07 pm
I dig a HUGE hole in the ground. Then I start building a hill, underground. Then I make a huge cave complex-maze with lots of dead ends, no ores. Then I cover the hole with a 10 block layer of dirt. THEN I Protect my maze and hill from x-ray by putting lava on top of the maze. then I make the entrence to the hill and to the overworld. I build a new castle.



Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 20, 2013, 10:15:18 pm
I go and use my psychic powers to read the_champeon's mind while he's building the maze, then I swift my way through the maze. I get out my morning star and red matter sword and fight the_chamPeon with skellies and ME.
myHill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Silverspunsand on January 21, 2013, 03:25:43 pm
I pick up anniesboy via telepathy, and throw him off the hill. Then, I BASE jump onto the hill. MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on January 21, 2013, 06:27:35 pm
I realize all thats happend and fly to the hill unaffected by magic or psychic powers being a dragon. where i then tear silverspunsand to shreds and i burn and break the hill until i get all the gold and diamonds. then fly off to a new hill that was mined and made into a castle by dwarf's and take there treasure as well and fill the whole mountain up that is now considered a hill and sleep on all my treasure that i plundered with one eye open so as to make sure no one sneaks up on me.

My Hill 
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 21, 2013, 07:12:13 pm
(If anniesboy can have a red matter sword and a morning star, that qualifies me to have a mod of my choice too)

I go and get teh wierd hybrids mod. other people start to see strange things, like the creepig, the skeleton villager, and all of the other mobs in that mod. I go kill 18 endermen for enderpearls. Then i go Kill one blaze. I go up and craft the dragon blade out of 2 ender ingots and a blaze rod. It makes me immune to all fire related things and i have the abillity to melt ANYTHING in my way, including bedrock. After i get my sword, i go build a new hill very far away from the Fire-Breathing serpent. I build a void Moat around my new hill that is as big as earth. if you try to fly over the moat, you will get too tired about half way. If you try to teleport over it, you will just end up in the deepest part of the void. My castle on top of the hill is made of iron, gold, diamonds and emeralds.




MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on January 21, 2013, 11:37:36 pm
Seeing this i abandon my own place and destroy it behind me. I then fly over to the beginning of the moat and toss gold and my other assorted treasures inside and the champeon opens up away for me to cross i join him and fly up to the highest point of his castle and land and curl up around it and fall asleep with my treasures surrounding me i give one massive roar to scare away any potential hill takers and go to sleep inside the room of treasures at the highest point of Champeons castle.

Not my Hill still the champeons with a dragon ally
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 22, 2013, 04:17:18 pm
All I do is use my red matter pickaxe to mine through the castle, then to mine the void using my new modded-in break everything ability. I then train up skellie villagers after I get the_champeon's mod.
MY HILL!
(btw, my psychic powers are almost real)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 22, 2013, 04:22:31 pm
Quote from: LordVakar on January 20, 2013, 04:22:16 am
Quote from: gero215 on January 20, 2013, 03:50:41 am
I code a destruction system in binary, which can only be decompiled and stopped in machine code. Any of you know machine code? Didn't think so.

Dead hill. Now please, god let this thread die.
Not on my watch.
According to my watch, it's decompiling time.
I decompile it.
I program a code to rapidly bump the hill.
It's too much for Gero.
He dies and I claim the hill.
I restarted this thread and I'm not lettin it die.
>:o
Thanks, Vakar, for keeping the thread alive.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 22, 2013, 09:27:35 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 22, 2013, 04:17:18 pm
All I do is use my red matter pickaxe to mine through the castle, then to mine the void using my new modded-in break everything ability. I then train up skellie villagers after I get the_champeon's mod.
MY HILL!
(btw, my psychic powers are almost real)


Ummm... How do you mine through the castle before you mine the void? :o
And void isn't a block really, it's like water, but you can't collect is in a bucket.
AND the void goes on for infinity.
AND AND FBSerpent would scare you away.


When anniesboy sees and hears fbs, she runs away faster than anyone can see


Still my hill... With a fbs guarding it.
 
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 23, 2013, 10:23:26 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 22, 2013, 09:27:35 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 22, 2013, 04:17:18 pm
All I do is use my red matter pickaxe to mine through the castle, then to mine the void using my new modded-in break everything ability. I then train up skellie villagers after I get the_champeon's mod.
MY HILL!
(btw, my psychic powers are almost real)


Ummm... How do you mine through the castle before you mine the void? :o
And void isn't a block really, it's like water, but you can't collect is in a bucket.
AND the void goes on for infinity.
AND AND FBSerpent would scare you away.


When anniesboy sees and hears fbs, she runs away faster than anyone can see


Still my hill... With a fbs guarding it.
I'm not scareable.
MINE!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on January 24, 2013, 12:02:28 am
Quote from: anniesboy on January 23, 2013, 10:23:26 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 22, 2013, 09:27:35 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 22, 2013, 04:17:18 pm
All I do is use my red matter pickaxe to mine through the castle, then to mine the void using my new modded-in break everything ability. I then train up skellie villagers after I get the_champeon's mod.
MY HILL!
(btw, my psychic powers are almost real)


Ummm... How do you mine through the castle before you mine the void? :o
And void isn't a block really, it's like water, but you can't collect is in a bucket.
AND the void goes on for infinity.
AND AND FBSerpent would scare you away.


When anniesboy sees and hears fbs, she runs away faster than anyone can see


Still my hill... With a fbs guarding it.
I'm not scareable.
MINE!
Can you make your claiming hill posts a little bit longer?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 24, 2013, 01:05:57 am
(I guess I should ignore Anniesboy?  :o)

Anyways, I use the Nether to go under the void. Since 1 block in the Nether is 4 in the Overworld, I won't get tired that soon. Using my Demonic powers, I can see when I am right under ChamPeon's castle. I go back to the Overworld and pop right up inside his castle. FBS was planning on betraying ChamPeon anyway, so we together defeat him. We use the same fortifications as ChamPeon, plus I have FBS guarding the maze with his unlimited supply of diamonds. Also, Dragon Essence Warriors, Ghasts, hostile Pigmen, and Demons roam the maze.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 24, 2013, 11:13:25 pm
All I do is nuke the maze with Tekkit and then go in the castle AND battle FBS and grandcannon. I win cuz of Tekkit and the red-matter sword. Demonic powers are destroyed by red matter...




...my hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: gero215 on January 24, 2013, 11:30:27 pm
This thread has simply become, "Who can become more god-like".
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on January 25, 2013, 12:10:29 am
This game isn't limited to minecraft scenarios... Just in case y'all didn't know that....


You're welcome, Gero.... Now they have a whole other world of possibilities to be that "annoying childhood friend that refuses to ever lose".
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: gero215 on January 25, 2013, 12:13:30 am
What fun is not losing? Not losing is like playing Minecraft in Creative only.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 25, 2013, 02:19:37 am
I'm actually starting to agree, I'm having to become more overpowered.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 25, 2013, 02:13:36 pm
Luckly for me, I put a fail-safe Giga-bomb in the sealed basement that no one pays attention too, that will go off with a hit of a button on a remote control. The bomb is wireless, thus not requiring redstone wiring. FBSerpent being a dragon scences that there is something wrong with the castle and uses grandcannon's nether portals to get to the other side of the void moat. When I find him and he  doesn't see me I set off the Giga-Bomb. I look up and see body parts flying around as well as some iron, gold, diamond and emerald blocks go all over the place. I also had a drawbridge that no one exept me can see, because it is made of invisible bedrock from PE. It is X-ray proof and i have put a psi-shield around my mind to prevent people from reading my mind. And if anyone locates the bridge and try to walk over it, they will fall through it. I go to the crater where the hill (and the castle) used to be and build a new hill and castle out of the scraps of the old castle. I made a Different maze with all of the types of creepers from the elemental creepers mod roaming it, exept the cookie creeper, reverse creeper, light and dark creepers and the earth creeper to prevent them from messing up the maze. I also make a nether portal that all nether portals from the nether will end up there, and the portal is in the void.


My Hill w/ a FBS
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 26, 2013, 05:43:48 pm
I, being too good at reading, read a book about how to walk over invisible bridges. then, I walk over the bridge, and I see a message saying "The_ChamPeon withered away". And, a Wither Skeleton said, "Gotcha!" I use my hypo-glasses to hypnotize everybody who attempted to get the hill once. I have an army of turtles, skellies, wither skellies, monkeys, mooses, and evil heros with capes and magic boxes.
My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:40:10 pm
Again, there is a remote-controlled fail safe detonator. But this time, it composes of 5,000,000 tons of TNT. I toss the remote up, saying "now" and clicking the button (did anyone get the reference of that?). The castle is sent to heaven, then back to earth, THEN to the nether. In the process of the castle being in heaven, all the angels, Jesus, and God kill all the evil things in the castle's maze (the maze was blown to heaven with a small yard thick layer of dirt under it). I rebuild my castle on a new hill with a new maze and a new void moat and some different way of crossing the moat.



My hill!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 27, 2013, 05:44:43 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:40:10 pm
Again, there is a remote-controlled fail safe detonator. But this time, it composes of 5,000,000 tons of TNT. I toss the remote up, saying "now" and clicking the button (did anyone get the reference of that?). The castle is sent to heaven, then back to earth, THEN to the nether. In the process of the castle being in heaven, all the angels, Jesus, and God kill all the evil things in the castle's maze (the maze was blown to heaven with a small yard thick layer of dirt under it). I rebuild my castle on a new hill with a new maze and a new void moat and some different way of crossing the moat.



My hill!!!!!!!!!!!
You:
MY hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:49:21 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 27, 2013, 05:44:43 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:40:10 pm
Again, there is a remote-controlled fail safe detonator. But this time, it composes of 5,000,000 tons of TNT. I toss the remote up, saying "now" and clicking the button (did anyone get the reference of that?). The castle is sent to heaven, then back to earth, THEN to the nether. In the process of the castle being in heaven, all the angels, Jesus, and God kill all the evil things in the castle's maze (the maze was blown to heaven with a small yard thick layer of dirt under it). I rebuild my castle on a new hill with a new maze and a new void moat and some different way of crossing the moat.



My hill!!!!!!!!!!!
You:
  • Withered away.
  • Was hypnotized.
MY hill.

1. I do something called respawning when I withered away
2. I had a bed in my castle, but I never slept in it, so thus I respawn at the world's initial spawn point.
3. Just a side note, my remote detonators are hidden in good spots that are X-ray proof.

Still my hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 28, 2013, 01:25:41 am
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:49:21 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 27, 2013, 05:44:43 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:40:10 pm
Again, there is a remote-controlled fail safe detonator. But this time, it composes of 5,000,000 tons of TNT. I toss the remote up, saying "now" and clicking the button (did anyone get the reference of that?). The castle is sent to heaven, then back to earth, THEN to the nether. In the process of the castle being in heaven, all the angels, Jesus, and God kill all the evil things in the castle's maze (the maze was blown to heaven with a small yard thick layer of dirt under it). I rebuild my castle on a new hill with a new maze and a new void moat and some different way of crossing the moat.



My hill!!!!!!!!!!!
You:
  • Withered away.
  • Was hypnotized.
MY hill.

1. I do something called respawning when I withered away
2. I had a bed in my castle, but I never slept in it, so thus I respawn at the world's initial spawn point.
3. Just a side note, my remote detonators are hidden in good spots that are X-ray proof.

Still my hill
I said hypnotized. My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 28, 2013, 02:29:50 am
Quote from: anniesboy on January 28, 2013, 01:25:41 am
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:49:21 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on January 27, 2013, 05:44:43 pm
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 27, 2013, 05:40:10 pm
Again, there is a remote-controlled fail safe detonator. But this time, it composes of 5,000,000 tons of TNT. I toss the remote up, saying "now" and clicking the button (did anyone get the reference of that?). The castle is sent to heaven, then back to earth, THEN to the nether. In the process of the castle being in heaven, all the angels, Jesus, and God kill all the evil things in the castle's maze (the maze was blown to heaven with a small yard thick layer of dirt under it). I rebuild my castle on a new hill with a new maze and a new void moat and some different way of crossing the moat.



My hill!!!!!!!!!!!
You:
  • Withered away.
  • Was hypnotized.
MY hill.

1. I do something called respawning when I withered away
2. I had a bed in my castle, but I never slept in it, so thus I respawn at the world's initial spawn point.
3. Just a side note, my remote detonators are hidden in good spots that are X-ray proof.

Still my hill
I said hypnotized. My Hill


I said respawned. And respawn removes all effects, including being hypnotized.


My hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on January 28, 2013, 10:28:06 pm
Being the awesome ninja I am, I eavesdrop on ChamPeon and learn how to cross the void moat. Then I do so. When I reach the other side, I take down all of ChamPeon's guards, and I follow him through the maze. As I exit the maze and walk towards his castle, a guard says "STOP!", then I kill him with my awesome. Then I walk through, killing more guards as I go. When I reach ChamPeon's throne, he says "Welcome. To your doom." ChamPeon and I have a long and hard battle, both of us blocking and countering each other's moves. Then, he finally pins me down, with a sword at my head. "You are now dead," ChamPeon says. But what he didn't know was that I had a hidden blade. I stab him in the face with it.

I put all of my usual defenses, and I see that ChamPeon has a book in his pocket. I take it out, and it shows where his Giga-Bomb is. I take the remote and keep it, just in case I ever need it.

This is MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 29, 2013, 12:31:35 am
I use my mage skills to magicly force the remote out of grandcannon's pocket. then, I force him into the castle and set off the Giga-Bomb. It does not destroy my magic obsidian.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 29, 2013, 01:35:36 am
Anniesboy used to be the queen of the hill... Until, she took an arrow to the knee from a hidden dispenser.

My hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on January 29, 2013, 02:16:37 am
I Guess I'll Jump back in this...

I am a Cat Lady with my cat Minions Can't Die. Can't be Blown up, I don't wish to "Capture" the Hill i wish to be allies on it, First i become friendly with the Dragon on The_ChamPeon's Hill by feeding it Roasted Pig meat over Lava... (FBSerpents Favorite.) I am then let on to the Hill By The Dragon, With my cat Minions, I walk up to The_ChamPeon asking for Partial ownership and peace with my allies on the Hill, I then Feed My cats to grow stronger and defend the Hill from unwanted vistors. I help defend the Hill the best that i can, and will not let anyoen elese Capture it, Me and my Allies Work to keep the Hill Ours!


    ME, The_ChamPeon's, an FBSerpents' Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 29, 2013, 10:53:18 pm
The champeon means king, not queen. EPIC FAIL, he only killed my friend Ninja Girl.
MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 30, 2013, 12:10:32 am
Quote from: anniesboy on January 29, 2013, 10:53:18 pm
The champeon means king, not queen. EPIC FAIL, he only killed my friend Ninja Girl.
MY HILL.

Lots of the mods/ops call you a girl, so i have the right to call you "Queen".

My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 30, 2013, 01:42:45 am
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 30, 2013, 12:10:32 am
Quote from: anniesboy on January 29, 2013, 10:53:18 pm
The champeon means king, not queen. EPIC FAIL, he only killed my friend Ninja Girl.
MY HILL.

Lots of the mods/ops call you a girl, so i have the right to call you "Queen".

My Hill
Not all of them do so.
Imp doesn't. Right, Imp?
Now THAT, is a fatal flaw. My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 30, 2013, 02:22:40 am
Quote from: anniesboy on January 30, 2013, 01:42:45 am
Quote from: The_ChamPeon on January 30, 2013, 12:10:32 am
Quote from: anniesboy on January 29, 2013, 10:53:18 pm
The champeon means king, not queen. EPIC FAIL, he only killed my friend Ninja Girl.
MY HILL.

Lots of the mods/ops call you a girl, so i have the right to call you "Queen".

My Hill
Not all of them do so.
Imp doesn't. Right, Imp?
Now THAT, is a fatal flaw. My Hill


Well even impish calls you a girl. You can't hide your gender anymore!

My hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on January 30, 2013, 02:54:18 am
Why Does it really matter is anniesboy is a Girl or a Boy? When i Met anniesboy i thought they were a boy then people calling anniesboy a girl and a boy now i'm Confused... Anyone Elese..?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on January 30, 2013, 03:15:44 am
No, he's a boy. Annie'sBOY, get it? Got it. Done.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 30, 2013, 10:25:22 pm
Quote from: Xgamerflame_sisX on January 30, 2013, 02:54:18 am
Why Does it really matter is anniesboy is a Girl or a Boy? When i Met anniesboy i thought they were a boy then people calling anniesboy a girl and a boy now i'm Confused... Anyone Elese..?
I am a BOY. Others, calling me annie confuses pepole.
Now, back to the hill...
I, being the awesome mage I am, simply use my control over air to blow The_ChamPeon and Gfs a few feet out of the Earth's magnetic field. Gfs cannot get out, and I have destroyed champeon's bed. The Sun's rays kill champeon.
My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on January 30, 2013, 11:26:31 pm
I believe the dragon is still there, cause of course he won't let us die, and he won't give up the hill, So u couldn't have possibly done that cause FBSerpent is there and i can't blow through a Dragon.



            ME, The_ChamPeon's, and FBSerpent's Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 31, 2013, 02:01:40 am
I realise I madea mistake and blow everybody away, not forgetting FBS. Everybody dies or goes unconcious permanently.
My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 31, 2013, 03:11:55 am
Respawn!!!!
This time, I slept in my bed. I thought to myself "this is going to be easy, because here I am on the hill." When anniesboy goes out on a stroll, I plant a gravel pit fall TNT trap in front of the maze's start (remember, I'm in the castle, so the start is the end.). When anniesboy comes back from his stroll, he steps on one of the pressure plates and starts falling. In shock, he try's to claw at the walls of the pitfall, all for no anvil, but it slows him down from falling. While he is trying to get back up, I go revive gamerflame sis and fbs. Sis slept in her bed, so did fbs (he has a bed of gold, diamonds, etc.). While sis and fbs are recalling what happened, I destroy and replace their beds and mine and put them back. I check the cellar for a bed, there is one there. I thought "this must be annieboys' bed." And destroy it. Once I do that, I go back to the pitfall and look down. Anniesboy is still trying to get up, but he is half way up the pit. I started to ponder "should I make him one of my servents and spare him, or should I kill him?" I pondered for a while. After 10 minutes of thinking, I say "I'm sick of this person." I pull out a iron dagger and throw it at annieboy's face. His belongings (including his body) fall to the void. I change the method of crossing the void moat and tell sis and fbs.


My, Gamerflame sis' and FBS' hill!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on January 31, 2013, 05:51:54 pm
Considering this is a game topic, please don't make it impossible or point out how tactics used to acquire the hill would fall through. The responses can be as unrealistic and ridiculous as the writer wants them to be. I will be removing posts of those sorts because they are not contributing to the game. :)

That being said...

After losing the hill multiple times I realized it was time for a new strategy. I lay out a massive picnic and scatter sweet, wonderful bananas and tacos out. It isn't long before an army of ants appear, looking for food and expecting to die trying to get it. At first when they see me they are sure I will kill them, but I do nothing. In confusion they ask why I'm not killing them and I say, "Why would a host kill her dinner guests?"

This touched the ants hearts and they pledged loyalty to me. Never had they seen a person who thought about them wanting to eat. :')  After lunch was had, many laughs and good stories shared, songs sung, the ants asked if there was anything they could do to repay my kindness.

I tell them about the hill and the many battles shared over it. After the story we all sat down sipping lemonade and planned how to reclaim the hill.

Champ, fubs, and gamersis were sitting idly on the crest of the hill, making plans to try to thwart future enemies from stealing away the hill. The sun felt warm on their backs and they had recently shared a celebratory meal in honor of reclaiming the hill. They were the long-time champions of the so highly coveted hill and they felt as though they were highly superior and lived like kings. Nothing could touch them in their minds. It wasn't long that they rested on the soft green grass, sun warming their skin, bellies full, and fell asleep.

As soon as they began to snore, the ants swung in to action. With my help they crossed the moat and began tunneling at the base of the hill. Within minutes the hill was infested with hundreds of thousands of ants, all tunneling to the top of the hill, where fubs, champ, and gamersis rested so peacefully.

With one final second to spare, the ants assembled underneath the sleeping figures and began digging furiously. The ground underneath the two kings and queen (>.>) began to sink, too carefully to wake them. I waited by the moat for the word and finally I got it. I ran to the top of the hill and shouted, "THIS HILL WILL BE MINE!"

My shouts, threatening the safety of the hill wake the three immediately. They struggle to get up, intending to chase me away... I mean, who did I think I was? Challenging the three by myself? Others have failed before, I was one person. In their struggle the ground suddenly gave way and they fell to the center of the hill, the dirt settling above them, thanks to the ants handiwork. The ants carried the previous caretakers of the hill out from the center and tossed them into the moat.

We held a happy celebration, today was a great victory. But the ants... did not wish to stay. After all the festivities they said their goodbyes and left the  hill, promising to visit.

tl;dr?  MY HILL ^-^

Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on January 31, 2013, 06:01:15 pm
Imp slips and falls on a banana peel.
My hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on January 31, 2013, 08:49:29 pm
Bacon burns when left unattended. :P
Fbs, gamers is and I reclaim the hill

Our hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on January 31, 2013, 09:00:08 pm
I'm still Laughign at that one The_ChamPeon Lol  :D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 31, 2013, 10:39:54 pm
I still have one tactic left, it's my best...
COMBINATION!!!
It is all of my powers combined! It is monsterous!
I use it, and it destroys the hill and everything on it. I build another hill, too steep for anybody to climb, except for a monsterous fighter or a monsterous skeleton. All my skeletons are monsterous, just like me. pepole who make it to the top are blown out of the solar system. I guard the outsides with witherbosses.
I Have Dominated MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on January 31, 2013, 10:49:52 pm
I call upon the power of the WAAT and restart the game. Arsenic_Shark now holds the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on January 31, 2013, 11:02:59 pm
I use undo and undo bacon's change. Then, I WAAT-proof the game.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 01, 2013, 03:09:37 am
being a dragon of monstrous proportions I manage to survive the blast from anniesboy. I then see the new hill and all that surrounds it. I then fly over to it mad that all my treasure had been destroyed in the blast and eat the cake from alice in wonderland that I got from many years back from alice and I grow bigger than the hill and all that guards by two fold and that being said I suck in a very deep breathe and blow the hottest strongest fire that had ever been created destroying everything in its wake and when done I notice that the hill had been melted into gold and diamonds were revealed at the base making it the biggest treasure trove ever found. and I then drink the drink from alice in wonderland to shrink me just enough where I could easily sleep on this massive gold and diamond that I had found and made into a hill and there in the many places of the hill was anniesboy trapped in gold never to move or magically get out again whether it be science or anyother means of breaking out of the gold and I set the statue at the base of the gold and diamond hill where I then fly to the top and go to sleep with one eye lid halfway open at all times so no one could sneak up on me or my treasure.

My treasured hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on February 01, 2013, 03:41:56 am
I respawned after being blown away, and see the dragon sleeping i slowly creep up and give it gems and food to become allies and make sure the dragon remembers me, i then becom allies on the hill to better protect it.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on February 01, 2013, 04:22:57 am
._.
I wonder why everyone talks about the dragon.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on February 01, 2013, 09:25:03 pm
Quote from: LordVakar on February 01, 2013, 04:22:57 am
._.
I wonder why everyone talks about the dragon.
The Dragon is FBSerpent, silly :P


I respawn, infront of the gold and diamond hill, Shocked in amazement. I investagate it carefully and notice a statue, not just any old statue, but the statue of anniesboy. I start Laughing. I laughed so hard that i cryed. After i was done, I saw Fbs and Gamerflame_sis on the top of the hill. I take careful notice that the dragon has one eye-lid open. Then, I Pull out a Calculator to calculate the steepness of the hill. I also get a bioromitor to measure the speed of the wind, so that i can see of the wind is too fast. THEN i start calculating how much food, gems and gold i need to impress the dragon. In My calculations I accedently press 0, then enter when dividing and A large wormhole appears before me (im outside of my humble home a mile away from the hill of gold). I think "What the Fuck? that means..." I take a camra with a long "cannon" and stick it through the worm hole and take some pics of what is on the other side. When i Pull it back out and look at the pics, My jaw drops because of how much emerald, gold, diamonds and food was on the other side. I start thinking of a plan to get some of these treasures from the other side. Then a HUGE lightbulb apears above my head. I go inside, Craft Superstrong, Superduty Rope out of all of my extra string (i have like 100 Stacks of it). Then I craft a UltraHeavy Steak (the ones that you stick in the ground to keep a tent from falling/blowing away) and Slam It into the ground. I tie a Superstrong knot in the rope around the monsterly steak and jump into the wormhole. Once in the wormhole, I look around for traps. The only Things that i notice that are trapped are the chests, They are trapped chests. I think to myself "this must be the future of minecraft. I should be careful not to take any of the nether quarts back to the present." I carefuly open the normal chests and get some food, Gold, Iron, and diamonds. Now all im missing is emeralds. I carefully look around for normal chests that i haven't looted yet.
After I find all the stuff i need, I follow the rope back to the wormhole. Once back there, I pull all the rope out of the wormhole, then the wormhole closes. Then i proseed to creeping up the hill carefully and quietly. I then do The same as what gamerflame_sis did and help defend the hill.

Our hill?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 01, 2013, 10:32:32 pm
My clones can revive, too. They revive me. I use combination again and become as tall as the hill, and I now weigh 1000 tons. I can flatten anything but the earth. I flatten everything on the hill. My skellies and clones have combination now. I disguise as herobrine and take the hill.
My Hill of Epicness
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 02, 2013, 01:33:25 am
I see that anniesboy somehow escaped his gold prison and i then eat all the cake to grow bigger than anniesboy you know the cake from alice in wonderland and i then proceed to protect the hill that i once created with the help from the other two distracting anniesboy where i then easily wipe out his clones and henchmen and i then in turn lock him in the cube that is meant to hold Dr.who that holds time and space inside of it which is inescapable unless i open it from the outside and i trap him inside of it where i then take it put it inside the hill and go back to my slumber on top of my hill that is the biggest treasure known to man.

Still mine champeons and gamers hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 02, 2013, 03:41:27 am
I use combination again, this time everybody on my team weighs 1500 tons. I do what I did last time, and btw, I could jump on you and instantly suffocate you.
My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on February 02, 2013, 01:24:46 pm
Anniesboy used to be the all mighty king of the hill... untill HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE


Our Hill (fbs, gamersis and mine)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 02, 2013, 08:48:57 pm
I now have the wither arrow shield.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 03, 2013, 04:59:50 am
I whisper something to gamer and champeon and that makes anniesboy curious so he asks and we say that I didn't say anything but he doesn't believe us so he asks again and we respond the same way eventually after several rounds of this we say if you want the answer you'll need to vacate the hill so eventually anniesboy decides to do it because he was curious so we take the newly vacated hill and tell anniesboy that in order to find the answer to his question he needs to find the hidden one and we tell him that the last anyone had known was that he was on the opposite side of the universe as far away from the hill as possible and so he decides to leave to find out on his journey he somehow dies.

so in conclusion curiosity killed the anniesboy not the cat.

back to being are hill gamer and champeon.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on February 03, 2013, 05:26:08 am
Stuff happened.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on February 03, 2013, 05:31:42 am
Bacon was too lazy to fight me off.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on February 03, 2013, 06:01:57 am
This beautiful picture of Magikarp distracted Imp. I lay back down at the top of the hill/
My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 03, 2013, 07:53:55 am
Stuffs.

My hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on February 03, 2013, 09:41:58 am
More stuffs.

My hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 03, 2013, 09:54:01 am
no.

My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 05, 2013, 02:51:18 am
I use combination once more. I use my psychic powers to look at the message. It tells me where the new-and-improved Giga-Giga-Giga-Bomb supply is. I go there and bomb the hill.
MY CRATER
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on February 05, 2013, 03:16:11 am
As a mod I rollback the crater
Mah Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on February 05, 2013, 08:29:05 pm
It started to rain...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on February 05, 2013, 08:36:03 pm
I divided by 0 thus, ripping apart the space time continuum.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 05, 2013, 11:08:13 pm
I rebuild Earth and remake the hill. It is so tall that only birds, flying heros, and things in my army (including me and my clones) can climb it. Then, I spray the hill with the chemical 011DRAGON3479, thus poisening any dragon that comes near. Finally, I go to champeon's base and kidnap his team's armies. I look at them wearing my hypno-glasses. Their body falls apart except for their bones. A bow enchanted with Punch XXXXXXXXXX Power XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX is now their primary weapon. That will surely knock enimies off the Earth and insta-kill them. Even the Ender Dragon and Withers.
My unstoppable army made this hill...
My Hill! ;D 8) ;)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on February 05, 2013, 11:20:08 pm
Serps Can Breath Fire, So, He can Melt off the Poison and then Wipe the Army away With a Swift Blow away, He Fidn anniesboy and take him, and drops him into the void Millions of blocks Away. Serps then Invite me And The_ChamPeon Back on to the Hill



 ME, The_ChamPeon's, and FBS's HILL!  :)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 05, 2013, 11:26:46 pm
I fly out. And, see my quote:
Quote from: anniesboy
...cuz I'm void-proof.
Word in red=big deal. Fail. That is your fatal flaw.
I add my new fire-proof chemical to 011DRAGON3479. I put it on the hill, again. Finally, I use another Giga-Giga-Giga-Bomb. The chemical falls into the crater. MY CRATER
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on February 05, 2013, 11:32:34 pm
Serps Then Brings back Buckets of water and washes it away Takes anniesboy and kills him in lava, Annies respawns Inn the nether and cant get out
 
Me, Serps, and Peon's HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on February 06, 2013, 01:13:26 am
Heffs army rises and kills everyone! MY HILL!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on February 06, 2013, 08:40:30 pm
Heff didn't know it, but he just started a prossess that will change the hill's world forever.


HeffLey was relaxing in his castle, feeling all powerful and tyrant like, and eating pastries. Then, out of nowhere, He starts to feel... funny. When his army rose and killed everyone, someone in his army found a temple. he went in it and when he got to the temple's main room, there was something on a pedistal. It represented a button. He pushed it and thought nothing happened. but there was a mechanism that adds a mod that changes this world into another game's world. that other game has the same goal as minecraft, exsept that it is 2D, Has more stuff (i.e. New weapons, new biomes, new physics, new ore, new enemies, etc.) and is much, much harder than minecraft. HeffLey feels something happening, he feels like he is being pushed into another dimention. after that happens, he starts to see new enemies, like flying eyes, more types of slimes and unique zombies. he also sees new drops, like shackles from zombies, lenses from the floating eyes, and gel from slimes. although he feels like he has more life than normal, enemies deal more damage than those in minecraft. While definding themselfs from a hoard of enemies, HeffLey and his army eventualy die off. I, being a semi-seasoned player at this game, Reclaim the hill. I also teach Sis and Fbs how to survive in this new environment easly.


Our Hill

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on February 06, 2013, 08:49:17 pm
In this strange world, i die and go to the underworld. I find a portal, but it takes me to the nether in minecraft. I find anniesboy and i use commands to give me water and fire. I use the water blocks, that you can place in the nether, (correct me if im wrong) and annies has a diamond pick. We get obsidian and make a portal. We then go back to the world and bring a pigman army with us. We defeat your army and split the hill evenly.
ME AND ANNIEBOYS HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on February 06, 2013, 08:56:44 pm
Quote from: S_HeffLey on February 06, 2013, 08:49:17 pm
In this strange world, i die and go to the underworld. I find a portal, but it takes me to the nether in minecraft. I find anniesboy and i use commands to give me water and fire. I use the water blocks, that you can place in the nether, (correct me if im wrong) and annies has a diamond pick. We get obsidian and make a portal. We then go back to the world and bring a pigman army with us. We defeat your army and split the hill evenly.
ME AND ANNIEBOYS HILL!

lots of things to explain, im not going to yell at you for being off.
1. When you die, you go to your respawn point.
2. the underworld in this game is very hostile, Demons, fire imps, voodoo demons and bone serpents are under here, and will attack you and can 4-hit you.
3. everyone was pushed into this game.
4. there are no portals in this game, the mechanism remove that data.
5. NO DIAMOND TOOLS, but normal tools dont break.
6. yes you can place water blocks in the nether, but i think mojang might remove that soon.
7. still our hill
8. can you quess the game that we are in? just post your guess after you claim the hill. Sis, you said over a skype call that you sometimes play this game, don't spoil it please.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on February 06, 2013, 10:12:44 pm
Okay i understand now. I respawn and then find a house. A strange lady at the house tells me to come in. For some reason... i do it. I leave feeling fine. She gave me a cookie (yum) and eventually, my house is attacked. I have no idea what to do, but right a that momment an army of clones rises up. The army of heffs. Me and the army fight the attackers. They then flee to the hill. We capture them there and find The_ChamPeon. Some of my clones take him to the underworld. They leave him and make Serpent and sis flee. This is now MY HILL!
(feel free to correct me again if im wrong and is the Game Terraria?)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 06, 2013, 10:29:13 pm
I change the game back to minecraft, and decide we need peace between Team Champ and Team Annies. I get into champ's castle, and make a deal that I'll share my killer bows and killer swords if he adds me to his team. He says yes.
Champ, Gfs, Fbs, and My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 06, 2013, 10:33:42 pm
Quote from: Xgamerflame_sisX on February 05, 2013, 11:20:08 pm
Serps Can Breath Fire, So, He can Melt off the Poison and then Wipe the Army away With a Swift Blow away, He Fidn anniesboy and take him, and drops him into the void Millions of blocks Away. Serps then Invite me And The_ChamPeon Back on to the Hill



 ME, The_ChamPeon's, and FBS's HILL!  :)
Oh, and, Fbs was hypnotized too and is now a skeleton dragon, before I used revive on him when we teamed up.
Still Our Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on February 06, 2013, 11:19:40 pm
My army is not dead. I should have sent you all to the nether. I send everyone there an it is now MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 07, 2013, 01:59:19 am
standing there in the matrix of the nether lands. we came across neo, we all took the little blue pill. which brought us out of the matrix back to the hill. and we voided on it with all bionic void. I dare you to take my hill with my void all over it.

My hill


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on February 07, 2013, 02:02:38 am
I calmly stroll up the hill and eat popcorn as i watch the festivities unfold.

Still serps' hill with an Innocent bacon near by.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on February 07, 2013, 02:05:29 am
Me and my clones use magic and bring the hill out of the void. We kill your army and bacon nearby. It is once again my hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 07, 2013, 02:11:30 am
Standing there Beside Bacon laughing are butts off at you celebrating your victory on your voided soaked hill not knowing what void really means. hahahahahahaha.

Not my voided soaked hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 07, 2013, 02:13:40 am
I kill heff using my killer bows and invite gfs, champ, and fbs onto the hill.
I arm FBS with killer fireballs and arm champ and gfs with killer bows.
Team Champ+Anniesboy's Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: FBSerpent on February 07, 2013, 02:16:36 am
Standing there Beside Bacon laughing are butts off at anniesboy, gfs, and, champeon, splashing/celebrating your victory on your voided soaked hill not knowing what void really means. hahahahahahaha.

Not my voided soaked hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on February 07, 2013, 11:51:30 am
I the use rollback to make the hill regular. I capture the hill again.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on February 07, 2013, 08:35:32 pm
Teammed with annies, gamerflame_sis, and (possably) serps, we build another hill away from the void hill


Our hill :P
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on February 07, 2013, 08:46:36 pm
I dont need this. I simply go on single player and make myself a hill. The end of me in this game.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 07, 2013, 10:01:23 pm
To be fair, I build 3 more hills and give one to each of us. I put a hole in the side of my hill for my army base.
Still Our Hills
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on February 07, 2013, 10:27:38 pm
Serps Gets The Main/Orginal Hill Cause he was the Main Person the Saved The Hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on February 07, 2013, 11:43:16 pm
Destroy the hills that annies had built leaving the original for serps
Serps Hill

Dang it >:(
Its his hil
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 08, 2013, 02:44:17 am
We share the hill until I move  the hill to my sever and ban everybody who's not on Team Annie+Champ. I build 3 hills again. Our Hills
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: L3g1t_Bacon on February 08, 2013, 03:43:57 am
Illogical! The hill can not simply be moved! Also, this is DKCrafts fourm, so talking about other servers is frowned upon. I simply re build the hill to a simple dirt mound, and walk away.

Restarted, No ones Hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 08, 2013, 10:17:06 pm
I move the hill back and destroy the dirt hill using a blue Wither Skull.
Still OUR HILL  :D ;)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 22, 2013, 06:17:43 pm
Umm... Lord? You said you would not let the thread die.  ???
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: OddManFromSpace on February 22, 2013, 08:25:40 pm
I NUKE EVERYTHING
 
          NOBODY'S HILL   :P YOLO
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on February 23, 2013, 03:17:48 am
i rebuild the hill

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on February 23, 2013, 03:19:34 am
I Use a very long spear to pick up dave and throw him elsewhere.

Our Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on February 23, 2013, 08:49:54 pm
Thanks, OddManFromSpace for helping us keep the topic alive!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: TheLumberLord on March 06, 2013, 09:15:50 pm
I take a shit on the hill. No one likes it anymore.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on March 06, 2013, 11:57:51 pm
With a Haz op suit on, i clean up the lumber lord's droppings.

Our Hill!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on March 07, 2013, 12:50:22 am
good champeon!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: TFG_Felony on March 08, 2013, 12:15:20 am
I bring an army of Apache helicopters.


MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on March 08, 2013, 12:46:17 am
i Go back in time killing all felons thus ceasing felons thus killing you

MAH HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on March 08, 2013, 01:37:55 am
Metiorate Hits the Hill, thus killing dave and all of the felons. They were burned to ashes.

Our Metiorate
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on March 08, 2013, 02:03:34 am
My bottle of Phoniex tears shatters on me thus healing me and fixing the hill
Then I take out my heaven piercing giga beam sword and stab
Cham sending him to Tarterus


MAH HILL

P.S. I forgot how to spell that one word
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: TFG_Felony on March 08, 2013, 04:25:00 am
Apache helicopter is immune to meteorites. Use missiles. Boom.

MY HILL SUCKAH
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on March 08, 2013, 09:39:41 pm
I teleport back to the hill with the /tp command. I then get the explosives mod and use the missile launcher to take out the apache helecopters, then I use the boom stick to kill tfg. I rebuild the hill
Our hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on March 08, 2013, 11:36:01 pm
To Team Champ...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Altus Clura on March 16, 2013, 01:50:59 am
I use the /kill command to kill champ, then i world guard the hill and turn invincibility on, and pvp off i believe thins game has been won!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: eagleman760 on March 16, 2013, 03:31:19 pm
I've made a new type of potion that lets me see body heat, so as I see d00m, I take my diamond sword and stab him in the face. He falls of to his death as I laugh in delight,

I believe, that this is MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on March 16, 2013, 06:00:54 pm
Quote from: d00m_the_monkey on March 16, 2013, 01:50:59 am
I use the /kill command to kill champ, then i world guard the hill and turn invincibility on, and pvp off i believe thins game has been won!

MY HILL!


I beleave you killed yourself... because /kill, kills the person using it


Quote from: eagleman760 on March 16, 2013, 03:31:19 pm
I've made a new type of potion that lets me see body heat, so as I see d00m, I take my diamond sword and stab him in the face. He falls of to his death as I laugh in delight,

I believe, that this is MY HILL.

Eagleman used to be king of the hill, UNTILL HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

Our Hill!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: eagleman760 on March 16, 2013, 06:36:21 pm
Since I am Chuck Norris's Brother, I have his part of the family of being awesome, so, If I get hurt the person who did it gets hurt instead of me, so ChamPeon, died, by trying to shoot me in the knee.

I believe its MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_ChamPeon on March 16, 2013, 07:03:10 pm
Quote from: eagleman760 on March 16, 2013, 06:36:21 pm
Since I am Chuck Norris's Brother, I have his part of the family of being awesome, so, If I get hurt the person who did it gets hurt instead of me, so ChamPeon, died, by trying to shoot me in the knee.

I believe its MY HILL

The ultimate show down of ultimate destany starts playing... everyone targets eagleman first and then my team chops everyone down the sides.

Our Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on March 16, 2013, 08:48:48 pm
I use the
Ultimate Uber Nova Super Mega Giga Death Soul Reaping Gun on Champ and his team
Then I tame Enderdragons and make them guard my hill and each are equiped with
Ultimate Uber Nova Super Mega Giga Death Soul Reaping Gun on its back
IT also has a solar flare megiton fire breathing powers

Mah Hill
(Cant believe i forgot it)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on March 17, 2013, 02:04:18 am
You forgot "My hill!" so it's still our hill. We nuke your stuff. Away. Out of the galaxy.. I clone the hill and put the clone in another galaxy. Still Our hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on March 17, 2013, 04:11:03 pm
Use my time turner and go back in time killing you
which reverses all things you did and fixes the hill to my original
barracks and enderdragon defenses with my gun
I also where the enderhide and herbrine's crown which turns all mods to my side


MAH HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on March 17, 2013, 04:11:23 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on March 17, 2013, 02:04:18 am
You forgot "My hill!" so it's still our hill. We nuke your stuff. Away. Out of the galaxy.. I clone the hill and put the clone in another galaxy. Still Our hill
Fixed it
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on March 20, 2013, 01:57:49 am
Mods? No prob! I go back to arsenic's time and team up. I bring him back. We go to the real world and go to the hill and suck everybody into arsenic's box. The Gang's Hill (Champ's team)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: eagleman760 on March 27, 2013, 03:37:13 am
While annie's team celebrates, I take my trusty sword and kill everyone on the hill easily.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on March 28, 2013, 05:41:42 pm
I kill you with my trusty bioshock nova hammer
And set up a base around the hill which has AI robots
Who have wither bone armor

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on March 28, 2013, 09:45:41 pm
I downgrade the server that has the hill on it to 1.2.3.
Seeing that only a few people on DKCraft know how to downgrade, I sit down and enjoy a pina colada to myself.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on March 28, 2013, 09:48:09 pm
I downgrade then upgrade it again. I re-update and get optifine. I finally fire an explosive arrow.
GANG'S HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on March 30, 2013, 05:23:17 pm
Quote from: anniesboy on March 28, 2013, 09:48:09 pm
I downgrade then upgrade it again. I re-update and get optifine. I finally fire an explosive arrow.
GANG'S HILL
It can be your hill, but I have a question.
How does optifine help you in this? O.o
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: TheLumberLord on April 01, 2013, 12:01:21 am
I build 500 flipping other hills for everyone. Whoever wants the poop covered, half destroyed, plagued hill can have it. Why do we fight for this putrid hill? Where does it get us in life to constantly be fighting? Why can't we work together to build new civilization? I pity the tortured souls of the people who fight for it. I know someone is going to magically say something to make everything wrong, but this should be a winning moment for everyone. (by the way, I'm a hobo standing on some rocks if anyone wants to kill me.)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on April 13, 2013, 12:24:15 am
I, with the Creeper King, Enderman King, Scorpian Leader, and Wolf Queen, send swarms of skellies, creepers, endermen, scorpians, and wolves. I zoom in to see what's happening. only 1 of 501 hills remain. I zoom back out to see a zombie pigman by me, throwing gold spears. I kill it and leave my bench by the scarred, anchient, legend of a hill.
Still Our Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: TheLumberLord on April 19, 2013, 08:55:11 pm
... what? ._.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on April 19, 2013, 11:20:53 pm
*Has a tea party on the hill with all my woodland critter friends*
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: OddManFromSpace on May 15, 2013, 07:48:45 pm
Laghsssssss-
In a land far away I found a hill. A great hill, worthy for a kingdom and I began to build on that hill till I did indeed make a kingdom and I rule that kingdom! Though my world grows corrupted, I stand tall because I know that...

THIS IM MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on May 22, 2013, 10:45:03 pm
I dig out the hill with my efficiancy V diamond shovel. Then, I destroy the kingdom with my efficiancy V diamond pickaxe. I then call in a wither to kill everyone but me and my army. MY HILL... *wither explodes hill*
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Xentrality on May 23, 2013, 01:37:19 am




 
 
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Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: GrandCannon513 on May 23, 2013, 02:25:45 am
(I`m back! I doubt anybody cares/knows me/remembers me anyway.)

     After my long absence of fighting at this hill, I finally return. I have gather centuries of wisdom in mere decades. I see this hill, war-torn, plague-filled, with minor memories of 5-day rulers. Many people have wanted this hill, but for what? What does having this hill even mean? There are many other plots of land anybody can take, but all want this hill.
     As I was thinking this, the hobo on the rock has left his perch and approached me.
"I have heard the legends. Do you truly think like nobody else?" the hobo said.
"I still have yet to find somebody who does." I responded.
"You may have just found that person."
     Silence follows, and we gaze at the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: doug_gleed on May 23, 2013, 06:19:25 pm
I crept up the hill, like a shadow stalking its owner, watching carefully for any foes. I placed the tnt into the core and sedimentary layers of the hill. I watched as it exploded into a ball of fiery fury, engulfing the hill in all its bright, hot, orange glory, gleaming like a beacon in the black night sky. I watched as the armies were torn to pieces like a child tearing up colourful paper into confetti. I chuckled darkly, aware of the 300,000,000 lives i had just vanquished. What a good deed. I began to trot onto the "legendary" hill's remnants, void black ash dropping from the sky like snow. There was nothing left of the hill. I walked into the fog, searching for more supposedly "legendary" areas. No more kings. No more owners. No more fighters. No more hill...
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: WarriorSnipes on May 23, 2013, 07:53:12 pm
*places 1 dirt block**stands on it* MAH FUKIN HILL BITCHES
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on May 24, 2013, 12:02:55 am
After a break from fighting mes
cometh back so I take my obsidian sword gun
and shot a sword at Snipes killing him
it also chains his corspe to his dirt block
and it also laces him with poison
so if the arises he will have 
A harder time fighting moving and seeing
I then rebuild the hill basing it off the original
in remembrance of Aresnic
and I would like to as Tobie if he would like to me ruling the hill

My or Our HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on June 01, 2013, 05:07:40 pm
I thank dave for the rebuild. I then Ask if we can team up. He says yes. I Put on my Ultrashine artifact armor. I am now invincible and invisible to enemies, and semi-transparent to allies. I get my InfraRadiate artifact sword. I can now instant kill anything using Radiation.
OUR HILL...





Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: WarriorSnipes on June 01, 2013, 06:03:53 pm
Hacks the console and kills everyone, walks to the dirt drops and yea again, places a block, MY HILL
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on June 08, 2013, 04:51:57 pm
Becomes an invincible narwhal and stabs everyone with my majestic narwhal horn of butter.
Those I spare are frozen in a never ending sleep of awe to my amazing narwhal powers.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on June 08, 2013, 05:29:29 pm
Am i asleep?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on June 16, 2013, 12:06:40 am
Brit kills Bobey, and then restores the hill to its original amazingness. The lovely narwhal then builds the most wonderous butter castle that anyone has ever seen. She gently lures the baby narwhals to their underwater pastures. A giant rainbow forms.

^^^ Now that's how you claim a hill.
MY HILL <3
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on June 16, 2013, 01:26:18 am
/butcher
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on June 16, 2013, 01:54:29 am
Equips her narwhals with invincibility and kills Tobie.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Tobieias on June 16, 2013, 01:56:48 am
fake
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on June 16, 2013, 12:39:40 pm
I use the force to get Brits narwhal out of her hand and send her into the void.  MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on June 16, 2013, 04:16:07 pm
I use my narwhal powers and fly out of the void. I then send Heffley into a lava river in the nether.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 12:45:59 am
I realize that there is a hill that is ruled by someone. I then get challenged by a group of creepers. I kill them with the hit and run tactic, grab the gunpowder, dig some sand, make some tnt, and mine for a while. I then make a large platform at a y level much higher than the hill. I construct a small tnt cannon. Then I walk down the platform, obtain a book and quill, climb back up, write in the book, put it in an obsidian container, attach it to the tnt along with a splash potion of decay, and fire it at the hill. I then report all the people who used mods to claim the hill so that they get banned. The previous ruler of the hill is hit directly by the tnt. At half a heart of HP, the potion of decay takes effect and the previous ruler reads the book which said:

   My platform is higher than your hill. I guess that means that it will soon be what everybody is after. Your hill is now worthless. But just in case, I am ruling over it too. So that means...


   MY HILL.


   MY PLATFORM.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on June 21, 2013, 01:14:25 am
I destroy the platform
sending you to fall to your death



My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on June 21, 2013, 02:05:23 am
I kill Bobey with my majestic fire aspect sword (That I love so dearly). He has one heart left and says,

"Brit, oh majestic butter lord, please spare me."
I happily reply no and send him into the void. My narwhals and my army of majestic butter monsters (blazes) take back what rightfully belongs to me.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 11:42:53 am
I somehow obtain bedrock and build a new platform. Just to be safe, I put water underneath and put on diamond boots with feather falling 127. I then use a potion with resistance 5 that lasts for 1000000 seconds (infinite in Minecraft). I also add some walls so that I can't be knocked off, and give myself blindness so that nothing will lure me down. Realizing that the hill has been captured, I fire tnt directly at the ruler.


   MY HILL


   MY PLATFORM


...and I also fire tnt at the guy with the dirt block.


   MY DIRT BLOCK.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: jt03140 on June 21, 2013, 12:45:31 pm
21 pages!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on June 21, 2013, 01:25:26 pm
I kill Cavetroll. (Blindness wasn't a good idea, now was it?) I manage to destroy his platform.  I reclaim my place upon the buttery throne. My narwhals cheer for my greatness..

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 02:21:47 pm
First of all...


   STILL MY DIRT BLOCK.


The person who thought that she killed me realizes that I have resistance 5, which makes me IMMUNE TO ALL DAMAGE. I then restore my platform, kill her, and get protection sponges.


   MY 3RD PLATFORM.


I then walk onto the hill and apply protection sponges, my flag, and a little something special...


   MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 02:29:07 pm
I activate the little something special that I prepared earlier. Sand falls on the current owner, making him suffocate. I then restock my sand trap, rebuild my platform, and stick my flag on the hill. I laugh in triumph.


   MY HILL.


   MY PLATFORM.


   STILL MY DIRT BLOCK.


Then I realize that I was the owner that the sand was dropped on. I instantly die.


   OPEN HILL.
 

   OPEN PLATFORM.


   OPEN DIRT BLOCK.


   OPEN SAND TRAP.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on June 21, 2013, 03:03:17 pm
*blasts a hole in the earth, rebuilds hill* The shiny new hill has been wiped clean of all blood and gore from previous battles... the birds have come back to sing their beautiful songs of the morning and the flowers begin to bloom, showing their vibrant colors to the sun in the clear blue sky. The hill is unoccupied except for the wildlife, trustingly building their homes into the soft brown dirt of the hill.

Open hill.


Guys this is King of the Hill not "king of the dirt block" "king of the platform" or "king of the sand trap".




Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 03:07:13 pm
I approach the hill stepping on one of the trusting birds, and think that it's the perfect place to build my Elf Princess Tower of Death.
I have my flying monkey assistants build it, and it's soon finished. I then order them to convert the platform into a ninja attack sheep barracks, and order a mocha from one of the monkeys.
Seeing a monkey trying to escape, I shoot it with a deadly poison dart and it lands on the dirt block, blowing up on impact.
I have the remaining monkeys switch out the sand in the sand trap for TNT and daisies.
The monkey comes back with my mocha, and I drink some of it.
Seeing all of these beautifully deadly constructions around me, I remember being in the city that I'm from. That was before they kicked me out saying that I'm "violent" and that blowing up the city and killing everyone in it "isn't nice".

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 03:10:39 pm
I walk up the hill, realizing that it is a cause of war. I then propose a peace treaty with Valendente. I wait until she agrees to it or declines.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 03:14:39 pm
I glance at the troll, and since he's behaving like the mayor of the goody-two-shoes city, I order my monkeys to attack him, and I shoot him with a poison dart.
I cackle in victory saying, "This is Queen of the Hill, there will only be peace while I am the undisputed Supreme Ruler!!"

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 03:20:22 pm
I died, respawned, dressed myself up like a monkey, snuck up behind Valendente, and punched her, only to realize that pvp is disabled in DKcraft. I then realize that so many others were able to do it, so I tried again. This time, I knocked her off the hill. She fell so far that she landed on me, and I died. I respawn again, climb back up the hill, and get kicked for pvp. I log back on, only to find that she built a bedrock cage around me. I slip between the bars and stand on the hill. She is still on the hill, but now it is...


   MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Luigimario280 on June 21, 2013, 03:21:09 pm
I walk up the hill and knock the others off.

   MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 03:27:23 pm
Indignant at being pushed off and punched, I order my Ninja Attack Sheep to behead Luigi and the Troll. I soon discover that hooves are not the best for holding axes and swords, so I do it myself.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 03:33:56 pm
I then drink a potion of regeneration (even though I no longer have a mouth to drink it with) and regrow my head. I then use a time machine and prevent  Arsenic_shark from strolling up the hill. The entire timeline of this topic changes and I knock Masterductape, who became the leader of the hill, off the hill. I then realize that the hill has been blasted into the end, where a bunch of red dragons and pink ghasts are destroying it. I go back in time again, stop myself from stopping Arsenic_shark, travel back to the real present, open it, and find a baseball. and claim the hill from Valendente, who is confused by my changes to the timeline.

   MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on June 21, 2013, 03:35:52 pm
I team up with Luigi and ask troll to sign a peace treaty. I await my response.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 03:41:19 pm
I accept the treaty, under the condition that the signers post "OUR HILL" instead of "MY HILL."
We then walk up the hill together, only to find that Jack and Jill have already walked up. I push Jack down and he bumps his crown. Luigi does the same to Jill. Heffley plants our new flag.

   OUR HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Luigimario280 on June 21, 2013, 03:42:38 pm
Just for the record, I agree to the treaty.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 03:44:25 pm
My Swarm of Flying Monkey Assistants flies to my aid and carries the Three Treaty Signers off into the distance. I then stride up onto the hill and pout.


MY HILL!!!  >:(
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on June 21, 2013, 03:47:30 pm
I gather my clones from my posts on this topic a long time ago and we all go and fight you. We use everything we have to trap you in the void forever!
OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 03:50:21 pm
As my final act before I'm thrown into the void, I grab the hill, and pull it in with me.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 03:55:38 pm
I ask Heffley to undo Valendente's act of pulling the hill, which he does with his moderator powers. We then march up the hill and replant our flag.

   OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 03:58:14 pm
Since I was also restored to being outside of the void, I activate the TNT Sand Trap and DESTROY THE HILL! Because if I can't have it then nobody can. My flying monkeys carry me off into the distance where I build an exact replica of the hill and claim it as my own.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on June 21, 2013, 04:01:36 pm
I go into the first level of the void. I don't die because I'm flying. I use my tp commands to tp you to me and you fall into the void. I fly back, tp Luigi and troll to me and we plant a new flag.
OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 04:03:46 pm
Because I don't belong in Minecraft, I glitch out of the void, and kill you all with my bare hands.

Slightly deranged, but it's still My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 04:05:36 pm
Valendente takes an arrow to the knee  ;) and we come back up the hill.

   OUR HILL! ;)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 04:07:15 pm
I turn into a giant green serpent so I don't have knees, and I swallow you all whole.

MY HILL!!!!  0-o
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Luigimario280 on June 21, 2013, 04:14:28 pm
I fly a space shuttle and lower a pillar, which makes Valendente suffocate.

OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 04:16:25 pm
I turn into a Fire Drake and the pillar tips off of me. I nest on the hill.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 04:24:58 pm
Luigi rams the space shuttle into the Valendente Fire Drake as I replant the flag. The Valendente Fire Drake finally reads that the flag says Caluigeffleys, and she realized that that is the team's name. Luigi shoots glue from the shuttle at her wings as she falls into the void, so she can't fly out. Just in case, Heffley covers the void in bedrock. We all walk back onto the hill.

   CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Valendente on June 21, 2013, 04:29:32 pm
I call the Ender Dragon who flies me out of the void. I create thousands of replicas of the hill, and I trick the Three Treaty Signers into claiming a replica, and I sit on the true hill.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 04:33:30 pm
Using his mod powers, Heffley despawns the Ender Dragon and all the fake hills. Luigi flies us all in the space shuttle to the real hill, where Heffley undoes the transformation of the Valendente Fire Drake. I come down with my resistance 5 potion from earlier and defeat her. I then replant the flag as Luigi gets a pack of wolves to defend the hill.

   CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on June 21, 2013, 05:00:51 pm
I can't actually despawn mobs, but lets just pretend.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on June 21, 2013, 06:00:20 pm
Quote from: S_HeffLey on June 21, 2013, 05:00:51 pm
I can't actually despawn mobs, but lets just pretend.
This entire thing is pretend.

   STILL CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on June 28, 2013, 12:28:53 am
I start throwing marios and pizzas. Everyone is hit. My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: WarriorSnipes on June 28, 2013, 07:15:48 pm
the Enderlord uses his powers to modify the hill so only himself and his mininon can step on it, any attempt to step on it will cause it to teleport!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on June 28, 2013, 09:40:45 pm
-_- You are so flawed
I go super saiyan and fly over there
kill you with some heat vision use a spell of the darkest soul of the cresent moon
take you powers and remove the spell and kill that not needed minion


My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: doug_gleed on June 28, 2013, 11:57:01 pm
apparently you fools did not learn from my last session...yes, dave is a formidable foe while super saiyan, but I rip him apart by making him overpower himself while struggling to battle my army of 10,000,000 vegeta's...My minions, all but 5 dead, let me harvest their souls, implanting a curse unto the hill...the hill trembles violently, waking the denizens of dkcraft, from north to southtown...I place my palms into the hill...and, like flimsy glass, it shatters into a million pieces, leaving nothing but a dark, shadowy-violet, crystal in the center of the ruined "hill". I pick it up and swallow it whole. I am the hill now. I move as the hill, I fight as the hill, No one can own me...I AM THE HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on June 29, 2013, 12:39:39 am
I slap everyone with a piece of pizza.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on June 29, 2013, 01:50:37 am
I eat the pizza and still having my powers
send you flying into space

My Hill again
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: doug_gleed on June 29, 2013, 05:05:19 am
I order two pizzas! then bribe brit with some butter! my hill again!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: doug_gleed on June 29, 2013, 05:08:10 am
wait, hang on, brit said she slapped everyone to get the hill...but I remember I stated in my conquer I became the hill...so essentially...now everyones fighting over me?  8) and now davie owns me?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: impishmonkey on June 29, 2013, 05:22:21 am
No.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on June 29, 2013, 04:15:51 pm
I roll a barrel full of TNT into the hill. My Crater
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 01, 2013, 03:37:17 pm
I repair the hill. And stroll upon it. My narwhals and my secretly trained cat ninjas (Look at my confessions xD) and I take back our butter castle.

MY HILL BBYS
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on July 01, 2013, 04:21:50 pm
I convert the butter to gold, then mine it. I get out my ninja dagger and become invisible while dashing around a cave I made. I dig to the surface. Everyone falls in but me, with my jetpack and flight control modules. Everyone starts saying, "Okay, Jango Fett."
My Hill (don't forget my pet monking and golem the NASA and pig mage
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 05, 2013, 02:53:32 pm
I get a job at NASA, kill everyone who works there and bring the hill up to Mars. Then I order 100000 pizzas to slap any enemies with. I happily enjoy being back home on my home planet.

MY HILL
MY PIZZA
MINE
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 05, 2013, 11:36:54 pm
I visit the hill and eat all the pizzas with Brit. :D But then I smack her so hard that she goes out of the gravitational pull of mars and flies far away into Orbit
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 06, 2013, 12:48:22 am
I go back to Mars. I find fat ol' Blood. Looks like someone ate too much pizza(We martians can eat all we want and not gain weight).  He easily dies of heart failure. I stroll upon the hill, and make a small remembrance area to Blood. I raise a house full of CIA trained cats and live a happy life, on Mars, where I belong.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 06, 2013, 01:31:03 am
I become the pizza ghost (lolwut) and eat all your pizza so you starve to death and die...and the cats too
MA HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 06, 2013, 10:13:18 pm
My cats and I become alive again (See, cats are cool.) and we buy more pizza. We also buy ghost pizza and slap Blood to death with ghost pizza. (Only ghosts can touch ghosts, right?) And then we resume ownage of the Martian Hill.

MY HILL
MY CATS
MY GHOST PIZZA
MY HUMAN PIZZA

Alll miinnee
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: coolpudding57 on July 07, 2013, 01:07:11 am
But then a young boy walks onto the hill and throws pudding everywhere. Then everyone drowns  :'(
So I scream

MY HILL!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 07, 2013, 01:37:01 am
I train my cats to clean and they mop up ALL the pudding. I then slap Coolpudding with a piece of pizza. He falls on his knees and begs for mercy. I then send him all the way to Pluto. The hill becomes covered in pizza. My cats and I live forever on the Martian Hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 07, 2013, 04:14:17 am
I come back from the dead! (actually I wasnt't dead I was a ghost Yohohoho! Skull Joke!) Anyway I was actually a ghost looking for my body. I find it lying under all the pizza and was about to go into it until Brit comes and flies in the way, landing me in her body. Since you can't have two souls in one body, she flies into mine (hah my body was still fat :P) and so I command the cats to attack and you go flying out into space shouting' looks like BritishCrumpet's blasting off again!
MY HILL!
AND NOW MY CATS AND MY PIZZA!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: coolpudding57 on July 07, 2013, 06:35:47 pm
But then an obese boy walks onto the hill seeing a fat man.
So then I ate him.   :o

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 07, 2013, 07:01:00 pm
I wasn't a ghost anymore....so..
mah hill...?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 07, 2013, 08:57:02 pm
My cats kill Blood and return to me. We return to our hill.

MY HILL
MY KITTIES
P.S. Blood,
NEVER. EVER. TAKE MY CATS!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: coolpudding57 on July 07, 2013, 10:00:28 pm
The boy comes back from the dead and throws more pudding at the cats.
Then Britishcrumpet drowns again  ;D

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: OddManFromSpace on July 07, 2013, 10:33:37 pm
Then I avenge British by turning into mega walrus and use my water powers and wash away the pudding from the hands of the fat weird creepy fat kid and he screams "I'm melting, I'm melting!"  For no reason (he's so creepy :P )then I fill the surroundings with water and turn in into my sun bathing rock (for walruses)

              ALL HAIL THE SEA MAMMALS BOOM




             MY SUN BATHING ROCK! BOOM
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: coolpudding57 on July 07, 2013, 11:18:02 pm
Then I see a large ugly fat walrus. So I plan to cut all the blubber off of him(assuming he has blubber). I sneak up to him and pull out my sword and start cutting all of it off. Then I left for a couple hours and came back with a walrus that froze to death.  ;D

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 07, 2013, 11:44:01 pm
I come back to my body (I was a ghost, took my body back, and now I'm immortal) and find all of Brit's cats lying around and Brit comes back and I agree to form an alliance with her  ;D. She commands her cats to attack pudding and I pull out the Dinner Blaster (look it up :l) and we send pudding blasting off again!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 08, 2013, 01:12:25 am
I then break Bloodbath's trust and kill him. My cats and I take his immortality, and reclaim our hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on July 08, 2013, 01:32:34 am
Of course we are not done! The Caluigeffleys march up the hill with all our troops and kill your cats. Turns out they were your power source, and you could not come back from it. We plant our flag once again! Caluigeffleys hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 08, 2013, 01:37:11 am
You can't take away my immortality so I'm still alive. The Caluigeffleys were so heavy that the hill started to rumble. The hill came crashing down to earth so me and Heffley were hanging on for dear life while all the cats and the caluigeffleys flew away. We landed with a huge crash but were alive. (and Brit can't breathe down on earth so :D) And we had a huge party to celebrate with all the cats and the caluigeffleys and we lived happily ever after the end.
OUR HILL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
btw i have no clue what the caluigeffleys actually are lol
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on July 08, 2013, 01:43:24 am
It's my team, check a few pages ago.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: OddManFromSpace on July 08, 2013, 01:15:55 pm
Since I could turn from a walrus to a human I did so and made a fake plastic replica of a walrus and put it on the sun bathing rock and I hid in the water, so when mr.heff overthrow my rock I just watched and laghed(my username is laghssssss get it ;) ) and once I saw blood, well lets just say he won't be coming back from the dead this time  :) and muhahahah u all thought this would be the end well it's not there is still the sequel lol.




                                     ALL HAIL SEA MAMALS.           MY SUN BATHING ROCK
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: coolpudding57 on July 08, 2013, 01:34:44 pm
You didn't say MY HILL!!! So i guess I will take this hill for myself.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 08, 2013, 08:11:35 pm
Yeesh there is a sequel! its called BLOOD RETURNS! Theres no way you can take my immortality so im still alive...anyway I slice the entire hill in half with my katana and teleport me and the hill somwhere far away.
MAH HALFA HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on July 09, 2013, 02:18:38 am
I trigger a squeezer machine to suffocate everybody. I sneak pack bloodbath and write on a diamond sword:

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on July 09, 2013, 02:28:43 am
Since blood is immortal, I steal all his stuff. I kill anniesboy and now everyone but the Caluigeffleys has nothing! We replant our flag on the hill. OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 09, 2013, 02:38:09 am
And im staring off into the sunset on my half of a hill somewhere far away whispering,
my half of a hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: OddManFromSpace on July 09, 2013, 01:31:12 pm
When mr.heff is distracted I sneak up behind them and stab with with my walrus tusks and I throw his body at blood and he falls of the hill into the mouth of my friend the gaint squid and that's the story on why blood built his house ABOVE sea level  ;D

            ALL HAIL SEA MAMALS          MY AND THE SQUIDS HILL!!!


BOOYA
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: coolpudding57 on July 09, 2013, 01:55:00 pm
But then I Throw a rock and distract The oddman and i sneak up behind him and throw very hot pudding on him. then i used my magical powers (yes, I'm magical) to connnect the two hills and bloodbath dies from being crushed.  ::)

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on July 09, 2013, 08:58:14 pm
Heffley respawns, and Luigimario flies above cool pudding with his space shuttle. He then lowers a pillar of gravel onto cool pudding, causing him to suffocate. He then hits the eject button to fling himself into the air. He does a flip and activates his parachute, landing just as Heffley and I replant the flag.

   CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 09, 2013, 11:36:40 pm
I slap cavetroll witha piece of pizza.
My cats scratch up his face.
Have fun with hot tomato sauce in those scratches boyy.




MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 10, 2013, 01:51:19 am
Obviously no one listens cuz I can't die! I'm immortal! So, Anyway, I end up slicing the hill into quarters so I get one, Brit gets one, The Caluigeffleys get one, and laghsss gets one.

MAH QUARTER OF A HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: cavetroll15 on July 13, 2013, 06:28:56 pm
Heffley fixes the hill and creates a bedrock cage. Luigimario uses his spaceship's tractor beam to pick up bloodbath and deposit him into the cage. Heffley seals the cage as I kill the others.  I jump into a lake to clean out the tomato sauce and then climb back onto the hill, where our flag was NOT TAKEN DOWN. I wonder why...

   CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: anniesboy on July 14, 2013, 01:31:12 am
I build a model Death Star and bring everyone to it using the model imperial shuttle I made.
I go back and make four more hills, one for each. But one is way bigger, and I claim it before i bring them back!
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 15, 2013, 01:55:07 pm
I slap EVERYONE with a piece of pizza. I throw Blood into space. (Turns out he CAN die.) I take the whole hill.
My cats and I will forever frolic in the fields of golden flowers.

MY HILL
MY CATS
MY PIZZA
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: ToastedSyrup on July 15, 2013, 05:15:47 pm
I sneak up the hill, with a box of fish in hand. I then throw all the fish, but on at brit's face. Her cat's devour her face, and afterwards, I finish by fish slapping her 'till she rolls down the hill. The cats won't attack me, so long as I have this fish, so I feel it's right to claim, and scream, simultaneously.....
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 15, 2013, 06:23:07 pm
I clear up my face. I then take your fish. My cats love me again and I have them kill you. And Toasted,

DON'T TAKE MY CATS. EVER.

MY HILLLL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: ToastedSyrup on July 15, 2013, 08:19:25 pm
I decide, with my little pulse I have left, that you forgot to check. That this is the end. I hide T&T under the flowers and notice you coming, I figure it's now or never. I dig a 3 down hole and replace the top with a grass block. I replace all the walls with bedrock, and use all of my strength to place and activate a lever. It's finally over. No more brit. No more cats. No more pizza. No more flowers. I climb out and scrounge one of british crumpets chests. I luckily, with what would have been my last breath, find a Chipotle Mexican Burrito Bar in the chest (Wtf?) I then use my newly found energy to build a bedrock encasing around the hill. The only way in or out is, well, there is no in or out. Finally. MY HILL! 
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: ToastedSyrup on July 15, 2013, 08:32:07 pm
Oh yeah, and btw. If you read the first post it's a virtual hill..... I'm just gonna assume that to minecraft.
STILL MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 25, 2013, 05:26:33 pm
I slap your wimpy bedrock with a piece of pizza. What you don't know, MY CATS, MYSELF, AND MY PIZZA ARE IN VINCIBLE.
Your walls topple down on top of you. Since you'r a wimp, the bed rock crushes and kills you. I check your pulse, you ARE in fact dead.
MY PIZZA
MY CATS
MINE
MYYY HILLLLL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on July 25, 2013, 11:20:25 pm
Blah blah blah stuff happens and the caluigiheffleys take back the hill. OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Blood on July 26, 2013, 12:00:48 am
MY HILL.....just my hill that's all
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 26, 2013, 12:13:24 pm
PIZZAAA SLAPPSSS!!!!

My hill
 c: have a terrible day!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: firebird1163 on July 26, 2013, 03:10:38 pm
And I came up and threw you off the hill. Then walked down the hill like a BOSS. And went on to eat my French fries while I watch The Big Bang Theory. That's NOT my Hill. 8)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 26, 2013, 05:35:13 pm
I LOVE BIG BANG THEORY!
I SLAP EVERYONE WITH PIZZA
MY HILL
MY BIG BANG THEORY
MY CATS
MIIIIINNNEEE
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: ToastedSyrup on July 27, 2013, 10:21:39 am
After being resurrected, I stab Brit with a syringe that causes lactose intolerance. I then create an army of wolves, and wait for Brit to eat some pizza. After Brit starts to swell, I command my wolves to attack and they kill Brit and all her cats.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on July 28, 2013, 09:03:10 pm
To avenge the majestic Brit, I summon a demon hound named Pluto to talk to your wolf army, who attacks him, so I command Pluto to destroy them. As the wolves have been terminated, ToastedSyrup is left defenceless, Pluto and I approach him, and Pluto devours him whole. After that, I create lactose-free pizzas, ressurect Brit and her cats with my demon powers to that area, make a peace treaty with her, and claim the Hill.



OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: ToastedSyrup on July 28, 2013, 11:54:51 pm
You leave me in Pluto, who happened to be dognapped, after that, we made a deal.... After Pluto spat me up, I pulled out the lightsaber I "found" in Darth Vader's grave. I then beheaded Rosey and Brit...... After which I kept my half of the deal and returned Pluto to Mickey. One tiresome car drive later, I found my backup wolf cage. I then pulled out my wolves and bred a million wolves and made a new army. I finally, stole Rosey's soul, and used it's power to resurrect my old wolf army......
MY NEW WOLF ARMY
MY OLD WOLF ARMY
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on August 20, 2013, 04:44:35 pm
Rosey and I stroll upon the hill. (Your lactose-intolerant injection was a FAKE, I'm already allergic to like everything ever. Just let me eat pizza.) We then kick you and your wolves off the hill and you tumble down and break your faces. My cats and I were never dead, and neither was Rosey. We then happily live upon the pretty hill with lots of Big Bang Theory and Phantom of the opera.

We win.
You lose.
Our hill.
Our cats.
Our crazy fandoms.
OUUURRRSSS.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: lucius100100 on August 28, 2013, 05:28:27 pm
i kill evryone and surround myself with a layer of cacti so thick that no-one will ever get on top of my hill again.

IM KING OF THE HILL MWOAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on August 28, 2013, 08:53:43 pm
I win the hill becuase I'm 3 cool.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: coolpudding57 on August 29, 2013, 01:12:12 am
I then tripped when walking around the hill and I poured all my pudding on britishcrumpet, sooooo, your not cool anymore.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on August 29, 2013, 06:13:29 pm
Actually, I think that would make her cooler, considering that it was pudding that was poured over her, and to be exact, it was cool pudding.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on October 02, 2013, 11:38:52 pm
I'm invincible to your pudding powers! MUAHHAHAHA

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: S_HeffLey on November 13, 2013, 08:56:10 pm
What about my ice cream powers? My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on November 17, 2013, 06:10:42 pm
I throw my radio active sweater wearing chickens at your face! HAH!
MY
FRICKIN
HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on November 18, 2013, 01:48:16 am
With the powers of Jareth, I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL.

(I was hoping this thread died. It's been around way too long.)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LordVakar on November 19, 2013, 01:45:37 am
What? This is still alive? :O

I walk up to the hill because the hill is barely being taken and claim it for myself. I then sit down on the hill and wait.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on November 24, 2013, 01:51:25 pm
I sneak up behind vakar and dumps a bucket of water on his head and shoots him with a rifle.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on November 25, 2013, 11:55:51 pm
I kill the hill (cause it should be dead) and bring everyone upon a new, better, less smelly hill!

MY NEW HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on November 27, 2013, 01:38:53 am
I go back in time, kill Crumpet and reclaim the hill.

MY (OLD) HILL >:D
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: sambanks57 on December 15, 2013, 12:36:22 am
I come up behind Afro and smother him with my green pillow.

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on December 15, 2013, 03:27:01 pm
But Sam didn't know what Afro just knew that someone would attempt to take the hill over, put a bomb under the grass on the hill and Afro pressed a button and blew Sam up and Sam went flying into a big ice cream sundae and froze to death.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 15, 2013, 06:07:53 pm
Since you didn't say MY HILL at the end of your post the hill was never yours. However, since you killed Sam, I reclaim the empty hill.

MY HILL OUR HILL THE WORLD'S HILL.


(Also, wouldn't Sam's post be considered Necro-posting because of how much time went by? Sorry if it's not, just something to ponder.)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on December 16, 2013, 08:57:06 pm
But Rosey didn't know that Afro just knew that someone would attempt to take the hill over AGAIN and so Afro had  put a few more bombs under the grass on the hill and Afro pressed a button and blew rosey up and roses went flying into a big ice cream sundae and froze to death.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Altus Clura on December 17, 2013, 01:25:09 am
little did Afro or Rosey Know, i made my home under the hill, i heard all the commotion and started making my way up, i reached the surface only to find Afro. He was watching Rosey Freeze in the sundae and hadn't noticed me, so i came up behind him and murdered him on the spot, took his body and threw it down the hill
then, to my excitement, found that this was MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 17, 2013, 01:32:51 am
However, while D00m wasn't looking, my rose petals started to thaw, eating the delicious sundae. Little did they know, my roses can feign death and one of their natural foods is any variation of ice cream. After the sundae was gone, my roses reincarnated me and I came up behind D00m and slit his throat, burned his body, and buried the ashes on different planets. Then, I use the TARDIS to transport the hill into the void.
MY CYBERMEN
MY DALEKS
MY TARDIS
MY VOID STUFF
MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on December 17, 2013, 01:58:47 am
Well Rosey and I have an alliance.
So I guess....

OUR CYBERMEN
OUR DALEKS
OUR TARDIS
OUR VOID STUFF
OUR SPACE CATS

and most imortantly

OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on December 17, 2013, 02:25:21 am
Carrot walks over to brit and joins with them.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on December 17, 2013, 01:17:53 pm
Again, do not forget I have bombs. I blow everyone up whose on the hill. They go flying into a bowl of very hot gravy and burn up.

 MY FREAKING HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 17, 2013, 09:23:37 pm
However, you were dead and not in the void, so you could not claim the hill as your own. The void is also empty, excluding the hill and the TARDIS. Brit, Carrot and I had set our homes on the hill, so when we died as default, it respawned us on the hill.
OUR CYBERMEN
OUR DALEKS
OUR TARDIS
OUR VOID STUFF
OUR SPACE CATS
OUR HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Altus Clura on December 17, 2013, 11:06:04 pm
Little did Rosey know My father was a phoenix, and my mother was an alien. so naturally i could breathe in space, and i reincarnate from ashes, so on each planet she buried me on, i re-grew, i joined up with the other me's and together, we made another tardis, along with the most advanced alien weapons that only part-alien-part-phoenix's could use. so, we used the tardis to get to the void. me and the other me's use our weapons to own everyone while they're sleeping in their houses. i then destroy their houses and their tardis. teleport the hill back to its original Home. i climb on the hill, waiting for someone to show next, and i send the rest of me's out into the nearby forest, and tell them to wait, for harder times.
*all to d00m's yell out at once*
"OUR HILL!"
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 17, 2013, 11:33:26 pm
Oh, if only you knew lots about Doctor Who. Tardises aren't made, they're grown. Anyway, I'll let it slide. Rosey comes up in peace and joins D00m. D00m accepts and we give the world sugar, cake, cookies, and wonder.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_Delirious_DJ on December 18, 2013, 03:22:15 am
I come in with an army of turrets from P0rtal and destroy the Lie that poisens you so and use GlaDOS' missile turrets from the first P0rtal do destroy both of you and I take the flag.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on December 19, 2013, 10:41:43 pm
I go up the hill and claim it caus you claimed a flag

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 20, 2013, 01:18:44 am
I destroy the universe and all life possible, including myself and the hill.
NOTHING'S HILL.
Now let this thread die. Please.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on December 20, 2013, 02:12:35 am
Quote from: Rosey2525 on December 20, 2013, 01:18:44 am
I destroy the universe and all life possible, including myself and the hill.
NOTHING'S HILL.
Now let this thread die. Please.
How could you? D:
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: firebird1163 on December 20, 2013, 10:14:48 pm
The Many Worlds Theory
                                     The hill lives on!
      Multiple Universes.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 21, 2013, 03:40:53 pm
I destroyed all of life. That includes other universes.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on December 21, 2013, 05:08:09 pm
*Throws pomegranate at rosey*
"Sometimes you just wanna throw a pomegranate"
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Da_Doctor on December 21, 2013, 09:50:32 pm
Hold your pomegranates! rosey has only killed what is living... but has said nothing about the dead but if this thread is to die then I must say its been a darn good one.             
-Doc
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: TheLumberLord on December 27, 2013, 12:46:50 am
Rosey is not to decide the fate of the thread, let the bloodbath continue!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: AnonymousAfro on December 27, 2013, 12:55:17 am
Quote from: TheLumberLord on December 27, 2013, 12:46:50 am
Rosey is not to decide the fate of the thread, let the bloodbath continue!
http://dkcraft.net/index.php?action=profile;u=1038
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: The_Delirious_DJ on December 27, 2013, 07:11:32 am
Anywhere that is "lifeless" is scientifically impossible. There is a known species nicknamed as "space bears" because they can survive the atmosphere of space. Many microscopic organisms are known to live through environments most animals (visible to the naked human eye) can see. Cockroaches are well known for surviving great explosions including nuclear bombs and are even featured in the game series/title Fallout as a hyper-evolved and predator species on the surface after surviving nuclear war that was declared all over Earth. And on Mars and Saturn's moon there is microscopic life. And within thousands of years, it may evolve into a new species of life. As on Earth, after the giant asteroid that hit Earth causing the extinction of almost all life on Earth at the time, several species survived and even evolved to adapt and microscopic life became new life as fish, then as lobefish, then as an almost mudskipper like species, then as small apes, to bigger apes, to Neanderthals, then to pre-human savage men, then to the race of Mankind today. And with that, I conclude that your statement is invalid, and the war rages on, until another race though. Oh yes, and, by the way, apply water to BURNED area. I thank you.  ~DJ
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 27, 2013, 03:55:58 pm
I wasn't going by science, therefore you statement is invalid. I don't even think this entire game goes by science. The hill and all life remain destroyed.

NOTHING'S HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Lissy421 on December 27, 2013, 06:30:03 pm
Quote from: Rosey2525 on December 27, 2013, 03:55:58 pm
I wasn't going by science, therefore you statement is invalid. I don't even think this entire game goes by science. The hill and all life remain destroyed.

NOTHING'S HILL.

If what rosey says is true then...

(http://i.imgur.com/nBz1jK2.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Curret on December 27, 2013, 07:28:07 pm
Quote from: Lissy421 on December 27, 2013, 06:30:03 pm
Quote from: Rosey2525 on December 27, 2013, 03:55:58 pm
I wasn't going by science, therefore you statement is invalid. I don't even think this entire game goes by science. The hill and all life remain destroyed.

NOTHING'S HILL.

If what rosey says is true then...

(http://i.imgur.com/nBz1jK2.jpg)


Yes! IT'S OVER!
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: dave2072 on December 27, 2013, 08:54:55 pm
Quote from: Lissy421 on December 27, 2013, 06:30:03 pm

If what rosey says is true then...

(http://i.imgur.com/nBz1jK2.jpg)
The Battle is finally over
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 27, 2013, 11:22:33 pm
It has been a good game, but around for far too long. Everything has it's time and everything dies.
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on December 28, 2013, 01:54:18 am
Quote from: Rosey2525 on December 27, 2013, 11:22:33 pm
It has been a good game, but around for far too long. Everything has it's time and everything dies.

Not the doctor c:
not Captain Jack.. not spoiling anything
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: Rosey2525 on December 28, 2013, 05:07:28 am
Quote from: LeBritishCrumpet21 on December 28, 2013, 01:54:18 am
Quote from: Rosey2525 on December 27, 2013, 11:22:33 pm
It has been a good game, but around for far too long. Everything has it's time and everything dies.

Not the doctor c:
not Captain Jack.. not spoiling anything

Are you in season three yet?
Title: Re: King of the Hill - game
Post by: DeeKay on December 28, 2013, 05:25:03 am
Locked.

MY HILL (sorry had to)