King of the Hill - game

[ToastedSyrup]

Oh yeah, and btw. If you read the first post it's a virtual hill..... I'm just gonna assume that to minecraft.
STILL MY HILL!

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I slap your wimpy bedrock with a piece of pizza. What you don't know, MY CATS, MYSELF, AND MY PIZZA ARE IN VINCIBLE.
Your walls topple down on top of you. Since you'r a wimp, the bed rock crushes and kills you. I check your pulse, you ARE in fact dead.
MY PIZZA
MY CATS
MINE
MYYY HILLLLL

[S_HeffLey]

Blah blah blah stuff happens and the caluigiheffleys take back the hill. OUR HILL!

[Blood]

MY HILL.....just my hill that's all

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

PIZZAAA SLAPPSSS!!!!

My hill
 c: have a terrible day!

[firebird1163]

And I came up and threw you off the hill. Then walked down the hill like a BOSS. And went on to eat my French fries while I watch The Big Bang Theory. That's NOT my Hill.

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I LOVE BIG BANG THEORY!
I SLAP EVERYONE WITH PIZZA
MY HILL
MY BIG BANG THEORY
MY CATS
MIIIIINNNEEE

[ToastedSyrup]

After being resurrected, I stab Brit with a syringe that causes lactose intolerance. I then create an army of wolves, and wait for Brit to eat some pizza. After Brit starts to swell, I command my wolves to attack and they kill Brit and all her cats.
MY HILL!

[Rosey2525]

To avenge the majestic Brit, I summon a demon hound named Pluto to talk to your wolf army, who attacks him, so I command Pluto to destroy them. As the wolves have been terminated, ToastedSyrup is left defenceless, Pluto and I approach him, and Pluto devours him whole. After that, I create lactose-free pizzas, ressurect Brit and her cats with my demon powers to that area, make a peace treaty with her, and claim the Hill.



OUR HILL!

[ToastedSyrup]

You leave me in Pluto, who happened to be dognapped, after that, we made a deal.... After Pluto spat me up, I pulled out the lightsaber I "found" in Darth Vader's grave. I then beheaded Rosey and Brit...... After which I kept my half of the deal and returned Pluto to Mickey. One tiresome car drive later, I found my backup wolf cage. I then pulled out my wolves and bred a million wolves and made a new army. I finally, stole Rosey's soul, and used it's power to resurrect my old wolf army......
MY NEW WOLF ARMY
MY OLD WOLF ARMY
MY HILL!

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

Rosey and I stroll upon the hill. (Your lactose-intolerant injection was a FAKE, I'm already allergic to like everything ever. Just let me eat pizza.) We then kick you and your wolves off the hill and you tumble down and break your faces. My cats and I were never dead, and neither was Rosey. We then happily live upon the pretty hill with lots of Big Bang Theory and Phantom of the opera.

We win.
You lose.
Our hill.
Our cats.
Our crazy fandoms.
OUUURRRSSS.

[lucius100100]

i kill evryone and surround myself with a layer of cacti so thick that no-one will ever get on top of my hill again.

IM KING OF THE HILL MWOAHAHAHAHAHAH

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I win the hill becuase I'm 3 cool.

MY HILL

[coolpudding57]

I then tripped when walking around the hill and I poured all my pudding on britishcrumpet, sooooo, your not cool anymore.

MY HILL!!!

[Rosey2525]

Actually, I think that would make her cooler, considering that it was pudding that was poured over her, and to be exact, it was cool pudding.