King of the Hill - game

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I train my cats to clean and they mop up ALL the pudding. I then slap Coolpudding with a piece of pizza. He falls on his knees and begs for mercy. I then send him all the way to Pluto. The hill becomes covered in pizza. My cats and I live forever on the Martian Hill.

MY HILL

[Blood]

I come back from the dead! (actually I wasnt't dead I was a ghost Yohohoho! Skull Joke!) Anyway I was actually a ghost looking for my body. I find it lying under all the pizza and was about to go into it until Brit comes and flies in the way, landing me in her body. Since you can't have two souls in one body, she flies into mine (hah my body was still fat ) and so I command the cats to attack and you go flying out into space shouting' looks like BritishCrumpet's blasting off again!
MY HILL!
AND NOW MY CATS AND MY PIZZA!

[coolpudding57]

But then an obese boy walks onto the hill seeing a fat man.
So then I ate him.   

MY HILL!!!

[Blood]

I wasn't a ghost anymore....so..
mah hill...?

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

My cats kill Blood and return to me. We return to our hill.

MY HILL
MY KITTIES
P.S. Blood,
NEVER. EVER. TAKE MY CATS!

[coolpudding57]

The boy comes back from the dead and throws more pudding at the cats.
Then Britishcrumpet drowns again 

MY HILL!!!

[OddManFromSpace]

Then I avenge British by turning into mega walrus and use my water powers and wash away the pudding from the hands of the fat weird creepy fat kid and he screams "I'm melting, I'm melting!"  For no reason (he's so creepy )then I fill the surroundings with water and turn in into my sun bathing rock (for walruses)

              ALL HAIL THE SEA MAMMALS BOOM




             MY SUN BATHING ROCK! BOOM

[coolpudding57]

Then I see a large ugly fat walrus. So I plan to cut all the blubber off of him(assuming he has blubber). I sneak up to him and pull out my sword and start cutting all of it off. Then I left for a couple hours and came back with a walrus that froze to death. 

MY HILL!!!

[Blood]

I come back to my body (I was a ghost, took my body back, and now I'm immortal) and find all of Brit's cats lying around and Brit comes back and I agree to form an alliance with her  . She commands her cats to attack pudding and I pull out the Dinner Blaster (look it up :l) and we send pudding blasting off again!

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I then break Bloodbath's trust and kill him. My cats and I take his immortality, and reclaim our hill.

MY HILL

[S_HeffLey]

Of course we are not done! The Caluigeffleys march up the hill with all our troops and kill your cats. Turns out they were your power source, and you could not come back from it. We plant our flag once again! Caluigeffleys hill!

[Blood]

You can't take away my immortality so I'm still alive. The Caluigeffleys were so heavy that the hill started to rumble. The hill came crashing down to earth so me and Heffley were hanging on for dear life while all the cats and the caluigeffleys flew away. We landed with a huge crash but were alive. (and Brit can't breathe down on earth so ) And we had a huge party to celebrate with all the cats and the caluigeffleys and we lived happily ever after the end.
OUR HILL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
btw i have no clue what the caluigeffleys actually are lol

[S_HeffLey]

It's my team, check a few pages ago.

[OddManFromSpace]

Since I could turn from a walrus to a human I did so and made a fake plastic replica of a walrus and put it on the sun bathing rock and I hid in the water, so when mr.heff overthrow my rock I just watched and laghed(my username is laghssssss get it ) and once I saw blood, well lets just say he won't be coming back from the dead this time  and muhahahah u all thought this would be the end well it's not there is still the sequel lol.




                                     ALL HAIL SEA MAMALS.           MY SUN BATHING ROCK

[coolpudding57]

You didn't say MY HILL!!! So i guess I will take this hill for myself.

MY HILL!!!