King of the Hill - game

[doug_gleed]

apparently you fools did not learn from my last session...yes, dave is a formidable foe while super saiyan, but I rip him apart by making him overpower himself while struggling to battle my army of 10,000,000 vegeta's...My minions, all but 5 dead, let me harvest their souls, implanting a curse unto the hill...the hill trembles violently, waking the denizens of dkcraft, from north to southtown...I place my palms into the hill...and, like flimsy glass, it shatters into a million pieces, leaving nothing but a dark, shadowy-violet, crystal in the center of the ruined "hill". I pick it up and swallow it whole. I am the hill now. I move as the hill, I fight as the hill, No one can own me...I AM THE HILL

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I slap everyone with a piece of pizza.
MY HILL

[dave2072]

I eat the pizza and still having my powers
send you flying into space

My Hill again

[doug_gleed]

I order two pizzas! then bribe brit with some butter! my hill again!

[doug_gleed]

wait, hang on, brit said she slapped everyone to get the hill...but I remember I stated in my conquer I became the hill...so essentially...now everyones fighting over me?  and now davie owns me?

[impishmonkey]

No.

[anniesboy]

I roll a barrel full of TNT into the hill. My Crater

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I repair the hill. And stroll upon it. My narwhals and my secretly trained cat ninjas (Look at my confessions xD) and I take back our butter castle.

MY HILL BBYS

[anniesboy]

I convert the butter to gold, then mine it. I get out my ninja dagger and become invisible while dashing around a cave I made. I dig to the surface. Everyone falls in but me, with my jetpack and flight control modules. Everyone starts saying, "Okay, Jango Fett."
My Hill (don't forget my pet monking and golem the NASA and pig mage

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I get a job at NASA, kill everyone who works there and bring the hill up to Mars. Then I order 100000 pizzas to slap any enemies with. I happily enjoy being back home on my home planet.

MY HILL
MY PIZZA
MINE

[Blood]

I visit the hill and eat all the pizzas with Brit. But then I smack her so hard that she goes out of the gravitational pull of mars and flies far away into Orbit
MY HILL

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I go back to Mars. I find fat ol' Blood. Looks like someone ate too much pizza(We martians can eat all we want and not gain weight).  He easily dies of heart failure. I stroll upon the hill, and make a small remembrance area to Blood. I raise a house full of CIA trained cats and live a happy life, on Mars, where I belong.
MY HILL

[Blood]

I become the pizza ghost (lolwut) and eat all your pizza so you starve to death and die...and the cats too
MA HILL!

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

My cats and I become alive again (See, cats are cool.) and we buy more pizza. We also buy ghost pizza and slap Blood to death with ghost pizza. (Only ghosts can touch ghosts, right?) And then we resume ownage of the Martian Hill.

MY HILL
MY CATS
MY GHOST PIZZA
MY HUMAN PIZZA

Alll miinnee

[coolpudding57]

But then a young boy walks onto the hill and throws pudding everywhere. Then everyone drowns 
So I scream

MY HILL!!!!!!