King of the Hill - game

[dave2072]

Am i asleep?

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

Brit kills Bobey, and then restores the hill to its original amazingness. The lovely narwhal then builds the most wonderous butter castle that anyone has ever seen. She gently lures the baby narwhals to their underwater pastures. A giant rainbow forms.

^^^ Now that's how you claim a hill.
MY HILL <3

[Tobieias]

/butcher

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

Equips her narwhals with invincibility and kills Tobie.

MY HILL

[Tobieias]

fake

[S_HeffLey]

I use the force to get Brits narwhal out of her hand and send her into the void.  MY HILL!

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I use my narwhal powers and fly out of the void. I then send Heffley into a lava river in the nether.

MY HILL

[cavetroll15]

I realize that there is a hill that is ruled by someone. I then get challenged by a group of creepers. I kill them with the hit and run tactic, grab the gunpowder, dig some sand, make some tnt, and mine for a while. I then make a large platform at a y level much higher than the hill. I construct a small tnt cannon. Then I walk down the platform, obtain a book and quill, climb back up, write in the book, put it in an obsidian container, attach it to the tnt along with a splash potion of decay, and fire it at the hill. I then report all the people who used mods to claim the hill so that they get banned. The previous ruler of the hill is hit directly by the tnt. At half a heart of HP, the potion of decay takes effect and the previous ruler reads the book which said:

   My platform is higher than your hill. I guess that means that it will soon be what everybody is after. Your hill is now worthless. But just in case, I am ruling over it too. So that means...


   MY HILL.


   MY PLATFORM.

[dave2072]

I destroy the platform
sending you to fall to your death



My Hill

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I kill Bobey with my majestic fire aspect sword (That I love so dearly). He has one heart left and says,

"Brit, oh majestic butter lord, please spare me."
I happily reply no and send him into the void. My narwhals and my army of majestic butter monsters (blazes) take back what rightfully belongs to me.

MY HILL

[cavetroll15]

I somehow obtain bedrock and build a new platform. Just to be safe, I put water underneath and put on diamond boots with feather falling 127. I then use a potion with resistance 5 that lasts for 1000000 seconds (infinite in Minecraft). I also add some walls so that I can't be knocked off, and give myself blindness so that nothing will lure me down. Realizing that the hill has been captured, I fire tnt directly at the ruler.


   MY HILL


   MY PLATFORM


...and I also fire tnt at the guy with the dirt block.


   MY DIRT BLOCK.

[jt03140]

21 pages!?!?!?!?!?!

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

I kill Cavetroll. (Blindness wasn't a good idea, now was it?) I manage to destroy his platform.  I reclaim my place upon the buttery throne. My narwhals cheer for my greatness..

MY HILL

[cavetroll15]

First of all...


   STILL MY DIRT BLOCK.


The person who thought that she killed me realizes that I have resistance 5, which makes me IMMUNE TO ALL DAMAGE. I then restore my platform, kill her, and get protection sponges.


   MY 3RD PLATFORM.


I then walk onto the hill and apply protection sponges, my flag, and a little something special...


   MY HILL.

[cavetroll15]

I activate the little something special that I prepared earlier. Sand falls on the current owner, making him suffocate. I then restock my sand trap, rebuild my platform, and stick my flag on the hill. I laugh in triumph.


   MY HILL.


   MY PLATFORM.


   STILL MY DIRT BLOCK.


Then I realize that I was the owner that the sand was dropped on. I instantly die.


   OPEN HILL.
 

   OPEN PLATFORM.


   OPEN DIRT BLOCK.


   OPEN SAND TRAP.