How much of a noob are you?-contest

[OddManFromSpace]

How much of a noob are you? I'm holding a contest to see who is the biggest noob if you want to apply to this just post it and ill announce the top 3 winners!

Top prize a block of all the elements(except emerald)
2nd prize is the face of the winner made of wool.
3rd prize is a 2 stacks of endear pearls (16=1 stack)

Many will enter few will win. If you don't like the prizes then still post just are sure to say that in the post.

Happy noobing!
P.S if you don't know my name is laghsssssss.

[OddManFromSpace]

I'm so noobish I made this post.


BOSS YOLO

[S_HeffLey]

What the heck is minecraft? How do i craft a torch? What do i do to cook things. What button do i press to move? How do i mine?

[impishmonkey]

I'm such a noob I always run from hostile mobs instead of trying to fight them... even if I know I'll win.


EDIT: WAIT.... WHAT KINDA POLL QUESTION IS THAT?!?! sorry caps.

[mentallizard]

[guest] im from planet minecraft can i have op so i can get a view of everything on the server i promise im not a griefer. i think they should improve the graphics of this game. I mean why would you make a game so blocky. this is like legos. can someone sell me dirt? is that green guy friendly? why is he hissing? look at my beautiful dirt house.

[Tobieias]

[guest] How do i become trusted

[dave2072]

(guest) can i be op because I believe I would help
The server?

[Seliphail]

[guest] W0w this server is gay
 I'm going to lol.playfaggot.net.mc

[TTLego]

[Guest] : I'm the owners brothers friend grandma's sisters child's friends nephews uncles son's friend, and we are close buds so yea he said he'll give me op.

[Smart Guy] : What's his IRL name then ?

[Guest] : Pfft why would I give personal information away, god! Why you haters gotta be mad bro! Come at me! Fine imma go report you to Notch now, btw he's my uncle so yea you totally gonna get banned, god! I gotta better server's than you anyway!

Guest Left the Game

[Smart Guy] : Trolololololol

[OddManFromSpace]

Hmmmm... I wonder who's winning?



                                                                                                      Happy Noobing-
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                          laghsssssss 0_0

[Xentrality]

So i logged in today and it said $10000000 dollars received from some dude, lol whatever the heck that means. I got this sweet deal to buy 2 stacks of endstone for it and the guy said it was really rare in minecraft? can someone show me how to craft a dragon egg from the stone? thanks.

[ShaneK2K_!]

How do I craft those Candles or... whatever. Oh and do they light up? How do I break a block, I keep clicking it but it wont work?! Also I think I saw a Coyote outside my wall.

[Altus Clura]

how do you minezcrafts?

[Floppy68]

What's a noob?

[gamerflame]

    Scenario: I'm mining with a new player.   
     Noob: Hey I found this blue stuff can I eat it?

     Me: dude those are diamonds one of the most valuable things In minecraft.

     Noob: so I can't eat them?

     Me: no you can't you use them to make the strongest tools.

     Narrator: and while he was saying that the noob already chucked the diamonds in lava.

     Me: "insert other facts about diamonds here" and now do you see why they are so valu val, va, What The Heck did you do!?

     Noob: I couldn't eat them so I threw them into the orangey stuff.

     Me: *facepalm

     Ok I hope you liked my little conversation I made up right off the top of my head.