Funny Stories

[LordVakar]

Post and share funny stories to the rest of DKcraft.
We all deserve some laughs.
My stories:
(My mind is a total blank, so it might not be that funny...)
Story 1:
My friend who lives across the street had a grandma that was walking one day. She was about to go in the front entrance of her house when she saw someone in the bush. It was a robber set out to rob her. The robber was like "Shhhh!". So she ran inside, called the cops and yeah..
Story 2:
I went to this one place where you had to parkour through bars to get to the bathroom. 

[dave2072]

oh grandma across the street

[dave2072]

well mine is

one
once my grandma saw a robber and insted of calling them cops she locked the doors and and shut the windows

the second one
i hid in the refigerator and scared the poop out of everyone
who wanted a drink

[LordVakar]

Nice story Dave
 o.o

[impishmonkey]

BAHAHA Dave.. lolol the second story. XD


Took me a while to think of one:

When I was really little I was always daydreaming and wandering around in my own little world. One of my fantasies was what I used to call, "The Land Without Elbows or Knees" and I would spend all day with my arms perfectly straight and my knees locked. Pretty amusing and when meals came I would get my sister to play with me and we'd have to help each other eat. Anyway, this was all fine until one day when I went into the preschool room at my church for sunday school, (my sister was in a different class so I was on my own) and snack - time came around. And there I was, sitting at the little table, sobbing my heart out, because I couldn't eat my snack. Apparently I was so upset they had to get my mom and I went home.

I was officially a weird child... (this is where someone says, you still are)

Anywho, that's my funny story, I might add more when I remember them. ^.^

[LordVakar]

BAHAHA Dave.. lolol the second story. XD


Took me a while to think of one:

When I was really little I was always daydreaming and wandering around in my own little world. One of my fantasies was what I used to call, "The Land Without Elbows or Knees" and I would spend all day with my arms perfectly straight and my knees locked. Pretty amusing and when meals came I would get my sister to play with me and we'd have to help each other eat. Anyway, this was all fine until one day when I went into the preschool room at my church for sunday school, (my sister was in a different class so I was on my own) and snack - time came around. And there I was, sitting at the little table, sobbing my heart out, because I couldn't eat my snack. Apparently I was so upset they had to get my mom and I went home.

I was officially a weird child... (this is where someone says, you still are)

Anywho, that's my funny story, I might add more when I remember them. ^.^

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Bahhhhahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
XD
This was an epic story.

[jurisick]

BAHAHA Dave.. lolol the second story. XD


Took me a while to think of one:

When I was really little I was always daydreaming and wandering around in my own little world. One of my fantasies was what I used to call, "The Land Without Elbows or Knees" and I would spend all day with my arms perfectly straight and my knees locked. Pretty amusing and when meals came I would get my sister to play with me and we'd have to help each other eat. Anyway, this was all fine until one day when I went into the preschool room at my church for sunday school, (my sister was in a different class so I was on my own) and snack - time came around. And there I was, sitting at the little table, sobbing my heart out, because I couldn't eat my snack. Apparently I was so upset they had to get my mom and I went home.

I was officially a weird child... (this is where someone says, you still are)

Anywho, that's my funny story, I might add more when I remember them. ^.^

You still are o.O

[anniesboy]

Today darmaka came to my house in real life and when he left he left a toy spoon-like thing out and my puppy found it!