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« on: July 13, 2013, 06:28:56 pm »
Heffley fixes the hill and creates a bedrock cage. Luigimario uses his spaceship's tractor beam to pick up bloodbath and deposit him into the cage. Heffley seals the cage as I kill the others. I jump into a lake to clean out the tomato sauce and then climb back onto the hill, where our flag was NOT TAKEN DOWN. I wonder why...
CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL!
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« on: July 09, 2013, 08:58:14 pm »
Heffley respawns, and Luigimario flies above cool pudding with his space shuttle. He then lowers a pillar of gravel onto cool pudding, causing him to suffocate. He then hits the eject button to fling himself into the air. He does a flip and activates his parachute, landing just as Heffley and I replant the flag.
CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 06:00:20 pm »
I can't actually despawn mobs, but lets just pretend.
This entire thing is pretend. STILL CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:33:30 pm »
Using his mod powers, Heffley despawns the Ender Dragon and all the fake hills. Luigi flies us all in the space shuttle to the real hill, where Heffley undoes the transformation of the Valendente Fire Drake. I come down with my resistance 5 potion from earlier and defeat her. I then replant the flag as Luigi gets a pack of wolves to defend the hill.
CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:24:58 pm »
Luigi rams the space shuttle into the Valendente Fire Drake as I replant the flag. The Valendente Fire Drake finally reads that the flag says Caluigeffleys, and she realized that that is the team's name. Luigi shoots glue from the shuttle at her wings as she falls into the void, so she can't fly out. Just in case, Heffley covers the void in bedrock. We all walk back onto the hill.
CALUIGEFFLEYS' HILL.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:05:36 pm »
Valendente takes an arrow to the knee  and we come back up the hill. OUR HILL!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:55:38 pm »
I ask Heffley to undo Valendente's act of pulling the hill, which he does with his moderator powers. We then march up the hill and replant our flag.
OUR HILL!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:41:19 pm »
I accept the treaty, under the condition that the signers post "OUR HILL" instead of "MY HILL."
We then walk up the hill together, only to find that Jack and Jill have already walked up. I push Jack down and he bumps his crown. Luigi does the same to Jill. Heffley plants our new flag.
OUR HILL.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:33:56 pm »
I then drink a potion of regeneration (even though I no longer have a mouth to drink it with) and regrow my head. I then use a time machine and prevent Arsenic_shark from strolling up the hill. The entire timeline of this topic changes and I knock Masterductape, who became the leader of the hill, off the hill. I then realize that the hill has been blasted into the end, where a bunch of red dragons and pink ghasts are destroying it. I go back in time again, stop myself from stopping Arsenic_shark, travel back to the real present, open it, and find a baseball. and claim the hill from Valendente, who is confused by my changes to the timeline.
MY HILL!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:20:22 pm »
I died, respawned, dressed myself up like a monkey, snuck up behind Valendente, and punched her, only to realize that pvp is disabled in DKcraft. I then realize that so many others were able to do it, so I tried again. This time, I knocked her off the hill. She fell so far that she landed on me, and I died. I respawn again, climb back up the hill, and get kicked for pvp. I log back on, only to find that she built a bedrock cage around me. I slip between the bars and stand on the hill. She is still on the hill, but now it is...
MY HILL.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:10:39 pm »
I walk up the hill, realizing that it is a cause of war. I then propose a peace treaty with Valendente. I wait until she agrees to it or declines.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 02:29:07 pm »
I activate the little something special that I prepared earlier. Sand falls on the current owner, making him suffocate. I then restock my sand trap, rebuild my platform, and stick my flag on the hill. I laugh in triumph.
MY HILL.
MY PLATFORM.
STILL MY DIRT BLOCK.
Then I realize that I was the owner that the sand was dropped on. I instantly die.
OPEN HILL.
OPEN PLATFORM.
OPEN DIRT BLOCK.
OPEN SAND TRAP.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 02:21:47 pm »
First of all...
STILL MY DIRT BLOCK.
The person who thought that she killed me realizes that I have resistance 5, which makes me IMMUNE TO ALL DAMAGE. I then restore my platform, kill her, and get protection sponges.
MY 3RD PLATFORM.
I then walk onto the hill and apply protection sponges, my flag, and a little something special...
MY HILL.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 11:42:53 am »
I somehow obtain bedrock and build a new platform. Just to be safe, I put water underneath and put on diamond boots with feather falling 127. I then use a potion with resistance 5 that lasts for 1000000 seconds (infinite in Minecraft). I also add some walls so that I can't be knocked off, and give myself blindness so that nothing will lure me down. Realizing that the hill has been captured, I fire tnt directly at the ruler.
MY HILL
MY PLATFORM
...and I also fire tnt at the guy with the dirt block.
MY DIRT BLOCK.
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« on: June 21, 2013, 12:45:59 am »
I realize that there is a hill that is ruled by someone. I then get challenged by a group of creepers. I kill them with the hit and run tactic, grab the gunpowder, dig some sand, make some tnt, and mine for a while. I then make a large platform at a y level much higher than the hill. I construct a small tnt cannon. Then I walk down the platform, obtain a book and quill, climb back up, write in the book, put it in an obsidian container, attach it to the tnt along with a splash potion of decay, and fire it at the hill. I then report all the people who used mods to claim the hill so that they get banned. The previous ruler of the hill is hit directly by the tnt. At half a heart of HP, the potion of decay takes effect and the previous ruler reads the book which said:
My platform is higher than your hill. I guess that means that it will soon be what everybody is after. Your hill is now worthless. But just in case, I am ruling over it too. So that means...
MY HILL.
MY PLATFORM.
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