Based on a true story.
There once was a pigglesquirt,
twenty years old, never butthurt.
She lived in a place,
had a smile on her face,
and liked never having to wear shirts.
It happened one day,
that her friend (rspink68) would say,
"Come join this place of magic and fun!
They have a giant pixel for a sun!"
And this place, happened to be DK's.
Some time spent minin'
lookin' for diamond
when the question was posed
"Why don't you go vote?
It'll be so much easier to find 'em!"
And now, dear reader, I'm here
stepping away from the server, I fear
to entertain in rhyme
to pass the time
And now we're switching gears.
Questions?
