Sorry about annoying you liss, I was just very annoyed that you wern't telling me how long i was jailed so i could count the hours.
oh, and if your still intrested, I would like to help build the Pepe memorial, I had no idea what you've been through with Pepe before, and now im feeling more sorrow than before

For those of you who dont know what "The Pig Incident" was, here it is in a nutshell:

Lissy asked what my favorite pokemon was.
I made a bargan with her saying "Ill tell whos my favorite pokemon, IF I can check out your hyrule castle replica"
She accepted and I was inside Hyrule castle
Then, shortly after, she went away somewhere (I don't know where) and I saw a pig with a saddle
I thought "hey! a pig ride! cool"
I got on and the pig was riding slow
"come on! go faster! *poke*"
and the pig dropped dead
"O_O" immeadiatly came to my mind as Lissy came across the hall
I panicked and shouted "I DIDNT DO IT"
Lissy practically gave me a dirty look and threw me in prison with no word on how long
In the chat later on, she started to mock me harshly and the rest of the mods started to follow
and here I am in this lonely prison cell listening to it all

soo... yeah, now for my testomony
but before I start, ill say it for the last time; Im sorry I killed pepe
now wait! whats the point of all of this if im apologizing?
simple, I believe Lissy's gone too far, and I have a right to defend myself

First of all:  Lissy kept going on about how "idiotic" I was and how I "Lacked common sense"
umm... hello? Pepe had a saddle on him, and you didn't think twice about idiots (like me for instance) would try to ride him?
and im the one lacking common sense? And before anyone pulls the "you didnt get permission" argument, the gate was unlocked for me.

Second of all:  it took one poke to take down that pig.
It's plain and simple really, the pig was over worked and starved. Lissy claims that Pepe has been on the server for a month.
She didnt think to feed the poor thing in that timeframe?(you can feed pigs wheat btw) And based on the hit damage a regular punch does (half a heart)
that must mean he was ridden alot durring the time he was alive. Trust me, if I hadn't come along, it would've been some other Idiot sitting in my prison cell.

Last of all: Its just a game!
And before anyone says "you don't understand what its like to lose something like this" I understand alot more than you think
In my starting days of minecraft (1.3 was out at the time) I started to write in the in-game journals.... well, then i got killed by a griefer for the first time
after I realized how much I have written. And you know what that A**hole did? He threw my journal into the lava along with my house.
 . That was just one of the many fustrating times I've had with this game. Yet, I never held a grudge against anybody nor did I quit on the game (maybe on the server thought)


So you see?  I understand why Lissy would be upset with me, but does she really need to constantly insult me?
Im not asking for anyone to "unjail" me, but at least tell me how long, and if it's a long time, a reduction?