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Messages - Valendente
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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:29:32 pm »
I call the Ender Dragon who flies me out of the void. I create thousands of replicas of the hill, and I trick the Three Treaty Signers into claiming a replica, and I sit on the true hill.
My Hill!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:16:25 pm »
I turn into a Fire Drake and the pillar tips off of me. I nest on the hill.
MY HILL!!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:07:15 pm »
I turn into a giant green serpent so I don't have knees, and I swallow you all whole.
MY HILL!!!! 0-o
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« on: June 21, 2013, 04:03:46 pm »
Because I don't belong in Minecraft, I glitch out of the void, and kill you all with my bare hands.
Slightly deranged, but it's still My Hill!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:58:14 pm »
Since I was also restored to being outside of the void, I activate the TNT Sand Trap and DESTROY THE HILL! Because if I can't have it then nobody can. My flying monkeys carry me off into the distance where I build an exact replica of the hill and claim it as my own.
My Hill!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:50:21 pm »
As my final act before I'm thrown into the void, I grab the hill, and pull it in with me.
My Hill!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:44:25 pm »
My Swarm of Flying Monkey Assistants flies to my aid and carries the Three Treaty Signers off into the distance. I then stride up onto the hill and pout. MY HILL!!! 
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:27:23 pm »
Indignant at being pushed off and punched, I order my Ninja Attack Sheep to behead Luigi and the Troll. I soon discover that hooves are not the best for holding axes and swords, so I do it myself.
My Hill!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:14:39 pm »
I glance at the troll, and since he's behaving like the mayor of the goody-two-shoes city, I order my monkeys to attack him, and I shoot him with a poison dart.
I cackle in victory saying, "This is Queen of the Hill, there will only be peace while I am the undisputed Supreme Ruler!!"
My Hill!
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« on: June 21, 2013, 03:07:13 pm »
I approach the hill stepping on one of the trusting birds, and think that it's the perfect place to build my Elf Princess Tower of Death.
I have my flying monkey assistants build it, and it's soon finished. I then order them to convert the platform into a ninja attack sheep barracks, and order a mocha from one of the monkeys.
Seeing a monkey trying to escape, I shoot it with a deadly poison dart and it lands on the dirt block, blowing up on impact.
I have the remaining monkeys switch out the sand in the sand trap for TNT and daisies.
The monkey comes back with my mocha, and I drink some of it.
Seeing all of these beautifully deadly constructions around me, I remember being in the city that I'm from. That was before they kicked me out saying that I'm "violent" and that blowing up the city and killing everyone in it "isn't nice".
My Hill!
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