Squirtle, heartbroken at how it had hurt lissy, somehow evolved through grief. This caused the new wartortle to have new, stranger emotions and feelings.

Also! When breeding horses, the baby horse (or fawn) will try to reach the mother. This can cause it to glitch inside blocks, causing the baby horse to suffocate. Trust me, I have experienced it first hand.

-your happy horse breeder, Doug

wait, hang on, brit said she slapped everyone to get the hill...but I remember I stated in my conquer I became the hill...so essentially...now everyones fighting over me?  and now davie owns me?

apparently you fools did not learn from my last session...yes, dave is a formidable foe while super saiyan, but I rip him apart by making him overpower himself while struggling to battle my army of 10,000,000 vegeta's...My minions, all but 5 dead, let me harvest their souls, implanting a curse unto the hill...the hill trembles violently, waking the denizens of dkcraft, from north to southtown...I place my palms into the hill...and, like flimsy glass, it shatters into a million pieces, leaving nothing but a dark, shadowy-violet, crystal in the center of the ruined "hill". I pick it up and swallow it whole. I am the hill now. I move as the hill, I fight as the hill, No one can own me...I AM THE HILL

I have a small idea. I was planning on maybe turning this into a minecraft mini game, but here goes:
I was playing around in my room in the holidays, when I stumbled upon a lego board game called "Minotauras", in which players have to reach the centre of a maze-like board, but had to look out for the minotaur, which would send you back to the start. Then i thought "hey, what if this was a brand new minecraft pvp?". After careful planning, i have made a rough set of rules and gameplay.

"Minertauras" is the finished name. If someone out there wishes to hear my idea, please reply to this comment or message me. Thank you for listening 

I crept up the hill, like a shadow stalking its owner, watching carefully for any foes. I placed the tnt into the core and sedimentary layers of the hill. I watched as it exploded into a ball of fiery fury, engulfing the hill in all its bright, hot, orange glory, gleaming like a beacon in the black night sky. I watched as the armies were torn to pieces like a child tearing up colourful paper into confetti. I chuckled darkly, aware of the 300,000,000 lives i had just vanquished. What a good deed. I began to trot onto the "legendary" hill's remnants, void black ash dropping from the sky like snow. There was nothing left of the hill. I walked into the fog, searching for more supposedly "legendary" areas. No more kings. No more owners. No more fighters. No more hill...

OMG WTF WHY IS THER ZOMBEES ROFL WAT A CARPPY SRVR LOL MY LEETLE BRO CAN PLAY THIS BTTR THAN AL OFF U AN HE IZ ONLY 5 LOL THERES A GURL ON DIS SRVR LETZ KICK HER HAHA GURLS CANT PLAY MINCARFT Y IZ THERE NO CHECKENZ LMAO

thank you for letting me perform my impression