King of the Hill - game

[LordVakar]

I downgrade then upgrade it again. I re-update and get optifine. I finally fire an explosive arrow.
GANG'S HILL

It can be your hill, but I have a question.
How does optifine help you in this? O.o

[TheLumberLord]

I build 500 flipping other hills for everyone. Whoever wants the poop covered, half destroyed, plagued hill can have it. Why do we fight for this putrid hill? Where does it get us in life to constantly be fighting? Why can't we work together to build new civilization? I pity the tortured souls of the people who fight for it. I know someone is going to magically say something to make everything wrong, but this should be a winning moment for everyone. (by the way, I'm a hobo standing on some rocks if anyone wants to kill me.)

[anniesboy]

I, with the Creeper King, Enderman King, Scorpian Leader, and Wolf Queen, send swarms of skellies, creepers, endermen, scorpians, and wolves. I zoom in to see what's happening. only 1 of 501 hills remain. I zoom back out to see a zombie pigman by me, throwing gold spears. I kill it and leave my bench by the scarred, anchient, legend of a hill.
Still Our Hill!

[TheLumberLord]

... what? ._.

[Tobieias]

*Has a tea party on the hill with all my woodland critter friends*

[OddManFromSpace]

Laghsssssss-
In a land far away I found a hill. A great hill, worthy for a kingdom and I began to build on that hill till I did indeed make a kingdom and I rule that kingdom! Though my world grows corrupted, I stand tall because I know that...

THIS IM MY HILL!

[anniesboy]

I dig out the hill with my efficiancy V diamond shovel. Then, I destroy the kingdom with my efficiancy V diamond pickaxe. I then call in a wither to kill everyone but me and my army. MY HILL... *wither explodes hill*

[Xentrality]

 
 
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[GrandCannon513]

(I`m back! I doubt anybody cares/knows me/remembers me anyway.)

     After my long absence of fighting at this hill, I finally return. I have gather centuries of wisdom in mere decades. I see this hill, war-torn, plague-filled, with minor memories of 5-day rulers. Many people have wanted this hill, but for what? What does having this hill even mean? There are many other plots of land anybody can take, but all want this hill.
     As I was thinking this, the hobo on the rock has left his perch and approached me.
"I have heard the legends. Do you truly think like nobody else?" the hobo said.
"I still have yet to find somebody who does." I responded.
"You may have just found that person."
     Silence follows, and we gaze at the hill.

[doug_gleed]

I crept up the hill, like a shadow stalking its owner, watching carefully for any foes. I placed the tnt into the core and sedimentary layers of the hill. I watched as it exploded into a ball of fiery fury, engulfing the hill in all its bright, hot, orange glory, gleaming like a beacon in the black night sky. I watched as the armies were torn to pieces like a child tearing up colourful paper into confetti. I chuckled darkly, aware of the 300,000,000 lives i had just vanquished. What a good deed. I began to trot onto the "legendary" hill's remnants, void black ash dropping from the sky like snow. There was nothing left of the hill. I walked into the fog, searching for more supposedly "legendary" areas. No more kings. No more owners. No more fighters. No more hill...

[WarriorSnipes]

*places 1 dirt block**stands on it* MAH FUKIN HILL BITCHES

[dave2072]

After a break from fighting mes
cometh back so I take my obsidian sword gun
and shot a sword at Snipes killing him
it also chains his corspe to his dirt block
and it also laces him with poison
so if the arises he will have 
A harder time fighting moving and seeing
I then rebuild the hill basing it off the original
in remembrance of Aresnic
and I would like to as Tobie if he would like to me ruling the hill

My or Our HILL

[anniesboy]

I thank dave for the rebuild. I then Ask if we can team up. He says yes. I Put on my Ultrashine artifact armor. I am now invincible and invisible to enemies, and semi-transparent to allies. I get my InfraRadiate artifact sword. I can now instant kill anything using Radiation.
OUR HILL...

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[WarriorSnipes]

Hacks the console and kills everyone, walks to the dirt drops and yea again, places a block, MY HILL

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TROLL

[LeBritishCrumpet21]

Becomes an invincible narwhal and stabs everyone with my majestic narwhal horn of butter.
Those I spare are frozen in a never ending sleep of awe to my amazing narwhal powers.

MY HILL