O_O What texture pack is that? Dokucraft?

  Kt noticed my clone. I said I was immune to fire, earth, air, and water and  immune to blasts and sword marks. I cleverly put my clone there as I said I evacuated to a hidden location and wait for my next prey. Kt knocked out my clone while I was in my secret location (Still not revealing) Kt took down my shack so I couldn't hide. I knew I had to drill underground. I went to the kingdom and blew up everything until there until there was no hill to conquer and no Kt. So pleased with myself, I celebrate with throwing Kt's shell away. Little did I know, there was another hill. Another as big as a mountain. Now, who will conquer this? I go back to my secret location and do not emerge until someone conquers that hill. ITSATWRAP!  "MY HILL LATER!"

EDIT: The my hill thing.

I ressurect and roll down to the old shack that nobody uses. I sit in the corner thinking about motives and strategies. I know Kt, the Mighty Turtle warrior, can not be hurt by weapons, tnt, and dangerous things. I know Kt's weakness lies in the part where Kt does not have a shell. I think it over while sitting in the shack. I get out 9 stacks of TNT and using my awesome modding skills, I implement a new "Item" called a Nuke and craft 64 of them. I blow up the hill and hide in the shack. Kt survives it and knows where I am. But, the nuclear dust is too much for Kt. Kt pokes his head back in his shell to survive. While doing that, I lock Kt in the shed with a diamond pickaxe and a flint and steel. An hour passes until Kt comes out of his shell. Kt breaks the door with the diamond pickaxe and sets the wood off with the flint and steel. But, little did Kt know, there were nukes outside. The nukes kill Kt by surprise. In the previous hour while Kt was in his shell, I had evacuated the hill. I see the explosion from far off and I know it's safe. I come back to the hill. I see ruins of Lego's kingdom, ruins of Shark, the feared one's kingdom, and those of failed emperors. I see blood, burns, and the hill exploded to a crisp. I know the hill cannot be like this. I must restore it! I must bring back the glory! I repair the whole thing and admire it. I bring out the Taco Warriors and the Turtle Ninjas from the dead. From my experience in the Underworld while I was resting while dead, I discovered hidden powers, and how to ressurect. I have shadow powers now. I am immune to fire, earth, air, and water. I am immune to blasts and sword marks. I have become a Norse Beserker. I know nothing but war and destruction now. If I control myself, I can outdo this. I long the stay here and battle. But in my mind, my unwar self tells me to evacuate. I evacuate to a hidden location and wait for my next prey. "MY HILL!", I tell myself. 

Good luck! I would sign up, but I'm not trusted. D: Oh well.  Oh and I recommend Kt, because Kt is very nice, likes helping other people (Got me out of some situations (Mob spawner issues, etc.), and is the best! Also, lissy seems to like Kt.