Everytime I try to log in to any server or just a singleplayer world my Minecraft always crashes. The error is this

---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
// Hey, that tickles! Hehehe!

Time: 8/28/14 6:43 PM
Description: Ticking screen

java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException
   at java.nio.Buffer.checkIndex(Buffer.java:512)
   at java.nio.DirectIntBufferU.get(DirectIntBufferU.java:248)
   at bom.a(SourceFile:271)
   at bom.a(SourceFile:220)
   at ban.a(SourceFile:1694)
   at ban.a(SourceFile:1652)
   at bln.a(SourceFile:123)
   at hd.a(SourceFile:70)
   at hd.a(SourceFile:13)
   at ej.a(SourceFile:174)
   at bct.c(SourceFile:78)
   at ban.p(SourceFile:1343)
   at ban.ak(SourceFile:774)
   at ban.f(SourceFile:728)
   at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:148)


A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
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-- Head --
Stacktrace:
   at java.nio.Buffer.checkIndex(Buffer.java:512)
   at java.nio.DirectIntBufferU.get(DirectIntBufferU.java:248)
   at bom.a(SourceFile:271)
   at bom.a(SourceFile:220)
   at ban.a(SourceFile:1694)
   at ban.a(SourceFile:1652)
   at bln.a(SourceFile:123)
   at hd.a(SourceFile:70)
   at hd.a(SourceFile:13)
   at ej.a(SourceFile:174)
   at bct.c(SourceFile:78)

-- Affected screen --
Details:
   Screen name: bct

-- Affected level --
Details:
   Level name: MpServer
   All players: 0 total; []
   Chunk stats: MultiplayerChunkCache: 0, 0
   Level seed: 0
   Level generator: ID 00 - default, ver 1. Features enabled: false
   Level generator options:
   Level spawn location: World: (8,64,8), Chunk: (at 8,4,8 in 0,0; contains blocks 0,0,0 to 15,255,15), Region: (0,0; contains chunks 0,0 to 31,31, blocks 0,0,0 to 511,255,511)
   Level time: 0 game time, 0 day time
   Level dimension: 0
   Level storage version: 0x00000 - Unknown?
   Level weather: Rain time: 0 (now: false), thunder time: 0 (now: false)
   Level game mode: Game mode: survival (ID 0). Hardcore: false. Cheats: false
   Forced entities: 0 total; []
   Retry entities: 0 total; []
   Server brand: ~~ERROR~~ NullPointerException: null
   Server type: Non-integrated multiplayer server
Stacktrace:
   at blr.a(SourceFile:289)
   at ban.b(SourceFile:1972)
   at ban.f(SourceFile:737)
   at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:148)

-- System Details --
Details:
   Minecraft Version: 1.7.9
   Operating System: Mac OS X (x86_64) version 10.8.5
   Java Version: 1.6.0_65, Apple Inc.
   Java VM Version: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Apple Inc.
   Memory: 132006448 bytes (125 MB) / 182046720 bytes (173 MB) up to 1060372480 bytes (1011 MB)
   JVM Flags: 5 total; -Xmx1G -XX:+UseConcMarkSweepGC -XX:+CMSIncrementalMode -XX:-UseAdaptiveSizePolicy -Xmn128M
   AABB Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) used
   IntCache: cache: 0, tcache: 0, allocated: 0, tallocated: 0
   Launched Version: 1.7.9
   LWJGL: 2.9.1
   OpenGL: NVIDIA GeForce GT 650M OpenGL Engine GL version 2.1 NVIDIA-8.16.74 310.40.00.10f02, NVIDIA Corporation
   GL Caps: Using GL 1.3 multitexturing.
Using framebuffer objects because ARB_framebuffer_object is supported and separate blending is supported.
Anisotropic filtering is supported and maximum anisotropy is 16.
Shaders are available because OpenGL 2.1 is supported.

   Is Modded: Probably not. Jar signature remains and client brand is untouched.
   Type: Client (map_client.txt)
   Resource Packs: []
   Current Language: English (UK)
   Profiler Position: N/A (disabled)
   Vec3 Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) used
   Anisotropic Filtering: Off (1)

If anyone could help I would be greatful even if you just tell me I've been hacked. I've had this error for 2 days. Thanks
Jao

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