Welcome to the DKCraft family c:

I have quite a few serious addictions, including but not limited to: (online) gambling, whale trail, and interior decoration.

I'm SO addicted to Whale Trail. And dots. And minecraft.


Uh so my confessions that aren't obvoius.

1. I secretly train my cats to do tricks

2. I do archery. I'd say I'm pretty good. (Heh heh. Watchout.)

3. There IS life on Mars, as I come from there. Mars is actually quite lovely. We all live under ground in sexy butter houses. EVERYONE is a narwhal. I just thought I'd put that out there for Howard Wallowitz at NASA.
 ^^ Howard Wallowitz from Big Bang Theory, in case you're a dork and don't know who he is.

4.  When I first joined, I was a TOTAL noob.

Well that's all I have.. for now

<3

I kill Cavetroll. (Blindness wasn't a good idea, now was it?) I manage to destroy his platform.  I reclaim my place upon the buttery throne. My narwhals cheer for my greatness..

MY HILL

I kill Bobey with my majestic fire aspect sword (That I love so dearly). He has one heart left and says,

"Brit, oh majestic butter lord, please spare me."
I happily reply no and send him into the void. My narwhals and my army of majestic butter monsters (blazes) take back what rightfully belongs to me.

MY HILL

I use my narwhal powers and fly out of the void. I then send Heffley into a lava river in the nether.

MY HILL

New favorite songs:
The Way by Ariana Grande and Mac Miller
You Can't Stop Me by Gwynne and Jessa Furches (They're twins who have Cystic Fibrosis and are AMAZING singers. Check them out.
They're super inspiring and You Can't Stop Me is an original song by them.)
Here's the link to the Furches Twin's channel:

  http://www.youtube.com/user/FurchesTwins
 

Becomes an invincible narwhal and stabs everyone with my majestic narwhal horn of butter.
Those I spare are frozen in a never ending sleep of awe to my amazing narwhal powers.

MY HILL

Good luck!