Post and share funny stories to the rest of DKcraft.
We all deserve some laughs.
My stories:
(My mind is a total blank, so it might not be that funny...)
Story 1:
My friend who lives across the street had a grandma that was walking one day. She was about to go in the front entrance of her house when she saw someone in the bush. It was a robber set out to rob her. The robber was like "Shhhh!". So she ran inside, called the cops and yeah..
Story 2:
I went to this one place where you had to parkour through bars to get to the bathroom. 

Why is there a mini map in the top right and words in the top left? Are you.......Modding?
Wait is this on the server? Or single player?

Nobody knows how to mod.
Except maybe me.
I'm the only modder in DKCraft.
qq

:O I always wanted to see the ranks and members without going to spawn and looking at the signs.

Ermm..how....-.-

  Voted for master and myself.
I feel so loved. <3
Vote me for love and cookies.
Especially love and cookies.

Wait what? o.o
Also, this isn't a mod right?
O.o

Whoa didn't see this.

Sure I might make the DKcraft mod and a ductape mod for no reason.