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Discussion Forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: impishmonkey on June 29, 2013, 05:19:54 am

Title: Confessions Thread
Post by: impishmonkey on June 29, 2013, 05:19:54 am
     Saw this on a different forum that I check from time to time and thought it might be amusing to have here, if nothing else...

     So yeah, the title speaks for itself. This is a thread where you reveal or confess some deep dark secrets or just... anything you can't tell anyone you know in real life... but wanna say it to someone. I mean, it's pretty easy being bold when you're behind a screen, right?

Rules: (will add more as I see fit)
       1. Be nice. Just because you might not agree with something someone says on here, doesn't mean you should be mean to them. No hatin'!

       2. Please keep anything and everything said/confessed here, PG.

       3.(obligatory) Have fun!


     I'll go first...

        I have openly listened to many One Direction songs... I don't hate their music... it's actually mildly pleasing to the ears... I just don't like the fangirls and think their music videos are completely pointless... 
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Altus Clura on June 29, 2013, 05:33:13 am
Milk
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Waddles15 on June 29, 2013, 06:53:52 am
D00m that isn't a confession.

I confess that i disliked a lot of the staff members when i first started the server. But now i love all ya'll mother lovers.

>.>
<.<
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Lissy421 on June 29, 2013, 07:17:07 am
i...like..........................turtles
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: pigglesquirt on June 29, 2013, 09:13:45 am
This one time (as in a few minutes ago) I beat Lissy in a Pokemon battle (twice out of three games). SUCK IT, MENTAL! Muhahahahah
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: mario64325 on June 29, 2013, 10:15:40 am
Quote from: impishmonkey on June 29, 2013, 05:19:54 am
I mean, it's pretty easy being bold when you're behind a screen, right?

no not really :P
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: dave2072 on June 29, 2013, 03:42:18 pm
I am a little afraid of hights but
I parkour and freerun :P
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Seliphail on June 29, 2013, 04:04:30 pm
I use to hate Waddles.
And Tobie.


But Waddles is wonderful.
Tobie is alright.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: anniesboy on June 29, 2013, 04:17:56 pm
I like Darth Vader.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: doug_gleed on June 29, 2013, 05:10:31 pm
When I first came on, I thought that this server was run by an actual ape...
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: S_HeffLey on June 29, 2013, 05:41:45 pm
Quote from: doug_gleed on June 29, 2013, 05:10:31 pm
When I first came on, I thought that this server was run by an actual ape...
lol
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Lissy421 on June 29, 2013, 07:05:27 pm
Quote from: Seliphail on June 29, 2013, 04:04:30 pm
I use to hate Waddles.
And Tobie.


But Waddles is wonderful.
Tobie is alright.

Shocked you didnt hate me at 1st :o
unless you still do :D
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: gero215 on June 29, 2013, 08:28:53 pm
I... I don't know the last time I got on the server..
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Xentrality on June 30, 2013, 12:09:36 am
I hate all of you
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Xentrality on June 30, 2013, 12:12:15 am
(http://t.qkme.me/3oipah.jpg)

I love you all. Hard.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Seliphail on June 30, 2013, 12:27:20 am
Quote from: Lissy421 on June 29, 2013, 07:05:27 pm
Quote from: Seliphail on June 29, 2013, 04:04:30 pm
I use to hate Waddles.
And Tobie.


But Waddles is wonderful.
Tobie is alright.

Shocked you didnt hate me at 1st :o
unless you still do :D

I don't even remember my first impression of you.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Altus Clura on June 30, 2013, 07:25:17 am
Secretly, I love classic rock 8)
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Grim_Sheep on June 30, 2013, 09:36:46 am
I put a wrapper in Joshie's hair once and she didn't notice.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: OddManFromSpace on June 30, 2013, 10:03:42 pm
"Cry" "sniffle" I'm a undercover walrus from the WUA (walrus undercover agency) I... I was sent here to... Kill the...........Moose "cry" "sniffle" I'm sorry! I never ment to chop of one of your breathers antlers! I only wanted to pretend I killed you! There I confessed now let me rest in my bungalow! And stop playing sad music!
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: JoshieAteMyBaby on July 01, 2013, 01:40:17 am
I have quite a few serious addictions, including but not limited to: (online) gambling, whale trail, and interior decoration.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Waddles15 on July 01, 2013, 03:23:56 am
Well Seli i figured you hated me but i knew you'd come around, i mean i'm pretty sure all the staff hated me at one point.

Anywho, Moose i love that picture so hard
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Seliphail on July 01, 2013, 05:02:52 am
I didn't tell anyone even though I've been well aware of mental humping random members.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Xentrality on July 01, 2013, 05:56:28 am
/toggledownfall


(http://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/bring+on+the+red+thumbs+but+this+was+the+first+_5ae91c0375c3ea583eeb2277ba3c0b1c.png)

Haha just kidding, but all those cakes I've baked for you all to eat have been made with moose milk.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 01, 2013, 03:35:26 pm
Quote from: JoshieAteMyBaby on July 01, 2013, 01:40:17 am
I have quite a few serious addictions, including but not limited to: (online) gambling, whale trail, and interior decoration.


I'm SO addicted to Whale Trail. And dots. And minecraft.


Uh so my confessions that aren't obvoius.

1. I secretly train my cats to do tricks

2. I do archery. I'd say I'm pretty good. (Heh heh. Watchout.)

3. There IS life on Mars, as I come from there. Mars is actually quite lovely. We all live under ground in sexy butter houses. EVERYONE is a narwhal. I just thought I'd put that out there for Howard Wallowitz at NASA.
 ^^ Howard Wallowitz from Big Bang Theory, in case you're a dork and don't know who he is.

4.  When I first joined, I was a TOTAL noob.

Well that's all I have.. for now

<3
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Curret on July 02, 2013, 12:41:45 am
Me and Brit raise Narwhals together.  :)
 
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: impishmonkey on July 02, 2013, 01:24:17 am
Quote from: Xentrality on July 01, 2013, 05:56:28 am
Haha just kidding, but all those cakes I've baked for you all to eat have been made with moose milk.


(http://img.pandawhale.com/41022-will-smith-I-aint-even-mad-tKbi.jpeg)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: mario64325 on July 02, 2013, 08:27:10 pm
i didn't know what Instagram was until last week :P
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 05, 2013, 05:45:33 pm
Secretly.......







I have a talking cat.

WAIT. No I don't! What are you talking about?!?! Why did I release my secret to the world!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: TheLumberLord on July 08, 2013, 05:54:26 pm
I was frightened to talk when I first went on mumble. I was greeted by weird screeches occuring every 4 seconds.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: impishmonkey on July 08, 2013, 06:15:25 pm
Quote from: TheLumberLord on July 08, 2013, 05:54:26 pm
I was frightened to talk when I first went on mumble. I was greeted by weird screeches occuring every 4 seconds.

>.>
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: coolpudding57 on July 08, 2013, 07:36:23 pm
I didn't even know what Minecraft was when I first bought it  8)
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: impishmonkey on July 09, 2013, 01:23:07 am
I totally thought minecraft was some irritating hypster game and wasn't interested at all till one quiet slow day when I had nothing better to do... Also I used to hate survival multiplayer... started out as a Classic Minecraft lover. ^-^
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: doug_gleed on July 11, 2013, 04:31:37 pm
I dress up like a lady whenever I'm bored.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: gimpcraft on July 11, 2013, 07:19:56 pm
i like justen beber's music, i think moose sounds amazing, i think lissy always sounds drunk, i think anniesboy is annoying, i kind of feel like an underdog on the server (compared to you all).

-gimpcraft
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Lissy421 on July 11, 2013, 08:26:21 pm
Quote from: gimpcraft on July 11, 2013, 07:19:56 pm
i like justen beber's music
 i think lissy always sounds drunk

It makes sense you think that seeing as you like justin* bieber* who enjoys pissing in mop buckets for fun while intoxicated :)
And i am drunk off life :DDD
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Grim_Sheep on July 12, 2013, 02:38:00 am
Quote from: doug_gleed on July 11, 2013, 04:31:37 pm
I dress up like a lady whenever I'm bored.

I have my own lipstick and mascara
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: impishmonkey on July 12, 2013, 02:57:55 am
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 12, 2013, 02:38:00 am
Quote from: doug_gleed on July 11, 2013, 04:31:37 pm
I dress up like a lady whenever I'm bored.

I have my own lipstick and mascara

Can you guys be my best friends, please?
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Rosey2525 on July 12, 2013, 03:02:14 am
I imagine I'm in an anime world all the time, so I'm never bored. I imagine things when I'm doing anything really, unless I'm watching anime.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Blood on July 12, 2013, 03:15:38 am
Every month, I decide an anime opening that fits it. It's so much fun! ;D
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: ToastedSyrup on July 12, 2013, 04:16:14 am
Quote from: Mahoose on July 12, 2013, 03:40:06 am
Quote from: doug_gleed on July 11, 2013, 04:31:37 pm
I dress up like a lady whenever I'm bored.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Is it just me or is it disturbing how much that looks like my grandma?
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Tobieias on July 13, 2013, 09:31:20 am
After a month of playing minecraft I came across needing to grow some trees. And I thought you made the sapling grow by pouring water over it, turns out that didn't work for a while..
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Grim_Sheep on July 13, 2013, 03:05:10 pm
Quote from: impishmonkey on July 12, 2013, 02:57:55 am
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 12, 2013, 02:38:00 am
Quote from: doug_gleed on July 11, 2013, 04:31:37 pm
I dress up like a lady whenever I'm bored.

I have my own lipstick and mascara

Can you guys be my best friends, please?
Who, the lipstick or the mascara?

also, I look terrible with Mascara on. I tried it once, and got it all in my eye because I'm a klutz. Which is also probably why I looked terrible with it

I don't look that bad with lipstick on, but I'll never be as sexy as Moose

Another confession: I wrote my name in cobblestone a few blocks away from the DKCraft Jail and put up signs underwater and nobody's noticed yet. (the whole thing's underwater, a few blocks away from where the Jail's protective area ends, if you want to find it)
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: ToastedSyrup on July 13, 2013, 06:49:27 pm
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 13, 2013, 03:05:10 pm
Quote from: impishmonkey on July 12, 2013, 02:57:55 am
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 12, 2013, 02:38:00 am
Quote from: doug_gleed on July 11, 2013, 04:31:37 pm
I dress up like a lady whenever I'm bored.

I have my own lipstick and mascara

Can you guys be my best friends, please?
Who, the lipstick or the mascara?

also, I look terrible with Mascara on. I tried it once, and got it all in my eye because I'm a klutz. Which is also probably why I looked terrible with it

I don't look that bad with lipstick on, but I'll never be as sexy as Moose

Another confession: I wrote my name in cobblestone a few blocks away from the DKCraft Jail and put up signs underwater and nobody's noticed yet. (the whole thing's underwater, a few blocks away from where the Jail's protective area ends, if you want to find it)

Actually, I noticed that.... I went to sea from the jail area via enderpearl and saw your name, though.... It took me forever to read because I looked at it upside-down.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Grim_Sheep on July 14, 2013, 03:21:42 am
Quote from: ToastedSyrup on July 13, 2013, 06:49:27 pm
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 13, 2013, 03:05:10 pm
Quote from: impishmonkey on July 12, 2013, 02:57:55 am
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 12, 2013, 02:38:00 am
Quote from: doug_gleed on July 11, 2013, 04:31:37 pm
I dress up like a lady whenever I'm bored.

I have my own lipstick and mascara

Can you guys be my best friends, please?
Who, the lipstick or the mascara?

also, I look terrible with Mascara on. I tried it once, and got it all in my eye because I'm a klutz. Which is also probably why I looked terrible with it

I don't look that bad with lipstick on, but I'll never be as sexy as Moose

Another confession: I wrote my name in cobblestone a few blocks away from the DKCraft Jail and put up signs underwater and nobody's noticed yet. (the whole thing's underwater, a few blocks away from where the Jail's protective area ends, if you want to find it)

Actually, I noticed that.... I went to sea from the jail area via enderpearl and saw your name, though.... It took me forever to read because I looked at it upside-down.
:O I've been discovered!
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: WarriorSnipes on July 14, 2013, 02:43:53 pm
I spent an hour trying to mine bedrock with a wooden pickaxe
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: impishmonkey on July 15, 2013, 06:47:59 pm
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 13, 2013, 03:05:10 pm
Quote from: impishmonkey on July 12, 2013, 02:57:55 am
Can you guys be my best friends, please?
Who, the lipstick or the mascara?

Another confession: I wrote my name in cobblestone a few blocks away from the DKCraft Jail and put up signs underwater and nobody's noticed yet. (the whole thing's underwater, a few blocks away from where the Jail's protective area ends, if you want to find it)

Both. :o Mascara takes practice, I still make a mess with it occasionally and I've had lots of practice applying it. (Used to be heavily involved in theater and put heavy makeup on for every play, both on myself and on other actors)

Also... I saw that, was flying around absentmindedly and ran into it, then realised it was near the jail, haha <3
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: S_HeffLey on July 17, 2013, 12:28:08 am
I still love power rangers.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: dave2072 on July 17, 2013, 12:51:34 am
I never figured out how to play with pokemon cards
and I dont remember when i played singleplayer
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Lissy421 on July 17, 2013, 01:30:21 am
Quote from: dave2072 on July 17, 2013, 12:51:34 am
I never figured out how to play with pokemon cards

pfft nobody understood the card game. we just liked collecting cards lol

I guess i can confess.. this server was the 1st multiplayer server i ever played on. yup.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Grim_Sheep on July 17, 2013, 01:50:22 am
Quote from: impishmonkey on July 15, 2013, 06:47:59 pm
Quote from: Grim_Sheep on July 13, 2013, 03:05:10 pm
Quote from: impishmonkey on July 12, 2013, 02:57:55 am
Can you guys be my best friends, please?
Who, the lipstick or the mascara?

Another confession: I wrote my name in cobblestone a few blocks away from the DKCraft Jail and put up signs underwater and nobody's noticed yet. (the whole thing's underwater, a few blocks away from where the Jail's protective area ends, if you want to find it)

Both. :o Mascara takes practice, I still make a mess with it occasionally and I've had lots of practice applying it. (Used to be heavily involved in theater and put heavy makeup on for every play, both on myself and on other actors)

Also... I saw that, was flying around absentmindedly and ran into it, then realised it was near the jail, haha <3

The few times I've tried applying mascara have all ended in disaster
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Seliphail on July 17, 2013, 02:03:31 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I still play the card game when one of my friends visits..
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Tobieias on July 17, 2013, 07:45:20 am
Quote from: Lissy421 on July 17, 2013, 01:30:21 am
I guess i can confess.. this server was the 1st multiplayer server i ever played on. yup.
Snap!
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: DeeKay on July 17, 2013, 07:49:19 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ifbmql1v1qfw2dno1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: impishmonkey on July 17, 2013, 03:57:40 pm
Deekay, your avatar pic looks like donkey kong, snapping. : o

Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: Rosey2525 on July 17, 2013, 07:56:37 pm
This is also the only server that I've played on and liked, and it was also the first.
Title: Re: Confessions Thread
Post by: LeBritishCrumpet21 on July 19, 2013, 10:08:50 pm
I don't like a lot of people on the server.

It's still kinda hard to be mean to them... unless they do the things listed below..

~Annoy me about me letting them be in YouTube videos with DonkeyBonga and I.
~Break tons of rules then spam helpop
~Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence.
~Don't type things out (i cnt w8 til da bik sho strts)
~Copy me
~Be to dang happy all the time
~Be to dang sad all the time



Oh, and when people drop the thun thun when the song clearly says not to... (I've been obsessed with that song for some reason..)