DKCraft Minecraft Server

Discussion Forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: OddManFromSpace on May 15, 2013, 08:26:22 pm

Title: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: OddManFromSpace on May 15, 2013, 08:26:22 pm: How much of a noob are you? I'm holding a contest to see who is the biggest noob if you want to apply to this just post it and ill announce the top 3 winners!

Top prize a block of all the elements(except emerald)
2nd prize is the face of the winner made of wool.
3rd prize is a 2 stacks of endear pearls (16=1 stack)

Many will enter few will win. If you don't like the prizes then still post just are sure to say that in the post.

Happy noobing!
P.S if you don't know my name is laghsssssss.
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: OddManFromSpace on May 15, 2013, 08:50:07 pm: I'm so noobish I made this post.

BOSS YOLO
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: S_HeffLey on May 15, 2013, 08:54:54 pm: What the heck is minecraft? How do i craft a torch? What do i do to cook things. What button do i press to move? How do i mine?
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: impishmonkey on May 15, 2013, 09:13:23 pm: I'm such a noob I always run from hostile mobs instead of trying to fight them... even if I know I'll win.

EDIT: WAIT.... WHAT KINDA POLL QUESTION IS THAT?!?! sorry caps.
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: mentallizard on May 15, 2013, 09:16:19 pm: [guest] im from planet minecraft can i have op so i can get a view of everything on the server i promise im not a griefer. i think they should improve the graphics of this game. I mean why would you make a game so blocky. this is like legos. can someone sell me dirt? is that green guy friendly? why is he hissing? look at my beautiful dirt house.
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Post by: Tobieias on May 15, 2013, 09:20:57 pm: [guest] How do i become trusted
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Post by: dave2072 on May 15, 2013, 11:50:36 pm: (guest) can i be op because I believe I would help
The server?
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Post by: Seliphail on May 16, 2013, 12:25:41 am: [guest] W0w this server is gay
I'm going to lol.playfaggot.net.mc
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: TTLego on May 16, 2013, 08:03:23 pm: [Guest] : I'm the owners brothers friend grandma's sisters child's friends nephews uncles son's friend, and we are close buds so yea he said he'll give me op.

[Smart Guy] : What's his IRL name then ;)?

[Guest] : Pfft why would I give personal information away, god! Why you haters gotta be mad bro! Come at me! Fine imma go report you to Notch now, btw he's my uncle so yea you totally gonna get banned, god! I gotta better server's than you anyway!

Guest Left the Game

[Smart Guy] : Trolololololol
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: OddManFromSpace on May 16, 2013, 11:22:03 pm: Hmmmm... I wonder who's winning?

Happy Noobing-

laghsssssss 0_0
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: Xentrality on May 17, 2013, 03:13:49 am: So i logged in today and it said $10000000 dollars received from some dude, lol whatever the heck that means. I got this sweet deal to buy 2 stacks of endstone for it and the guy said it was really rare in minecraft? can someone show me how to craft a dragon egg from the stone? thanks.
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: ShaneK2K_! on May 17, 2013, 12:29:08 pm: How do I craft those Candles or... whatever. Oh and do they light up? How do I break a block, I keep clicking it but it wont work?! Also I think I saw a Coyote outside my wall.
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: Altus Clura on May 17, 2013, 04:35:20 pm: ;) how do you minezcrafts?
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Post by: Floppy68 on May 17, 2013, 07:23:04 pm: What's a noob?
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: gamerflame on May 17, 2013, 11:34:17 pm: Scenario: I'm mining with a new player.
Noob: Hey I found this blue stuff can I eat it?

Me: dude those are diamonds one of the most valuable things In minecraft.

Noob: so I can't eat them?

Me: no you can't you use them to make the strongest tools.

Narrator: and while he was saying that the noob already chucked the diamonds in lava.

Me: "insert other facts about diamonds here" and now do you see why they are so valu val, va, What The Heck did you do!?

Noob: I couldn't eat them so I threw them into the orangey stuff. :)

Me: *facepalm

Ok I hope you liked my little conversation I made up right off the top of my head.
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Post by: Xentrality on May 17, 2013, 11:46:52 pm: People keep saying they found butter in game? Can someone show me how to get butter in minecraft? thanks a ton
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Post by: doug_gleed on May 18, 2013, 09:57:08 am: OMG WTF WHY IS THER ZOMBEES ROFL WAT A CARPPY SRVR LOL MY LEETLE BRO CAN PLAY THIS BTTR THAN AL OFF U AN HE IZ ONLY 5 LOL THERES A GURL ON DIS SRVR LETZ KICK HER HAHA GURLS CANT PLAY MINCARFT Y IZ THERE NO CHECKENZ LMAO

thank you for letting me perform my impression
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: JoshieAteMyBaby on May 18, 2013, 02:39:25 pm: (Guest) Your server sucks! I have been walking for like 10 minutes and there is no space to build and everything is griefed!
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: OddManFromSpace on May 21, 2013, 09:25:45 pm: So... I think Impishmonkey is 1st
Xentrality is 2nd AND
Gamerflame is 3rd
Good job all
-laghsssssss 0_0
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: Tobieias on May 21, 2013, 10:00:15 pm: Nice one guys :D
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: impishmonkey on May 22, 2013, 12:25:22 am: Are you... are you calling me the biggest noob of all?
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: dave2072 on May 22, 2013, 01:11:29 am: Oh no not again D:
Title: Re: How much of a noob are you?-contest
Post by: anniesboy on May 22, 2013, 10:49:06 pm: can I craft dirt?